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Description and the more i think of it, the more depressing it gets :3
what have they done to you my dear Anders!
i'm well aware that you cannot complete a romance with Aveline, but since it's given a flirting option several times she counts as well..

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Comments: 57

julianhellsing [2014-03-06 12:23:16 +0000 UTC]

Yeah… I choose the Blooming Rose...

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GwDuncan [2013-11-14 18:22:36 +0000 UTC]

I left the Blooming Rose after that bitch there sent me into a room with trap spikes, THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED WHEN I ASKED FOR THE SPECIAL SERVICE!!!

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wickedreasoning In reply to GwDuncan [2013-11-18 19:48:34 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAAHHA kinky

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GwDuncan In reply to wickedreasoning [2013-11-20 18:46:50 +0000 UTC]

Well, it is just as bad as "surprise me" option, when I woke up next to a half-naked tranny dwarf, WITH BEARD!!!

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wickedreasoning In reply to GwDuncan [2013-11-21 03:13:34 +0000 UTC]

i should totally choose the 'surprise me' option more often.

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GwDuncan In reply to wickedreasoning [2013-11-21 17:25:30 +0000 UTC]

Don`t it will traumatize you sometimes

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AniMeFaN506 [2013-06-12 05:41:11 +0000 UTC]

OMG! lol! You are so bad! Yet its soo true! I suppose in the end, Carver wasn't so dumb afterall (Referring to the fact he went to the blooming rose) lol

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wickedreasoning In reply to AniMeFaN506 [2013-06-18 18:11:47 +0000 UTC]

hahaha damn right. little bro wasn't so dumb after all!

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CreepingEvil [2013-01-17 18:11:26 +0000 UTC]

Fenris was a bodyguard slave, he mentiones this to Isabella in a party banter... but the way Danarius was swaying his hips - I'm not sure anymore!! XDDD

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wickedreasoning In reply to CreepingEvil [2013-01-17 23:16:18 +0000 UTC]

muahahaha 'body'guard

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CreepingEvil In reply to wickedreasoning [2013-01-20 03:18:57 +0000 UTC]

Glistening "body"guard))

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Wazwazwaz [2012-12-25 20:28:58 +0000 UTC]

am I the only one to make Merrill quit blood magic?

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wickedreasoning In reply to Wazwazwaz [2012-12-26 01:38:53 +0000 UTC]

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Wazwazwaz In reply to wickedreasoning [2012-12-26 01:44:18 +0000 UTC]

no clue what your talking about XD I simply did it by going

Hawke: Merrill.... STAHP IT!

Merrill: jfdyhtgs Fine! *le stops*

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wickedreasoning In reply to Wazwazwaz [2012-12-28 02:39:43 +0000 UTC]

REALLY?!
i don't remember it. maybe i didn't even try to dissuade her because i didn't want her to be mad? D:

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Wazwazwaz In reply to wickedreasoning [2012-12-28 06:25:22 +0000 UTC]

well, it is possible to get her to stop but it would take a few rivalry points but romancing her means no rivalry points ever >w>

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Sonixaly In reply to Wazwazwaz [2013-03-28 07:35:09 +0000 UTC]

...you can rivalmance her you know...

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Thejboy88 [2012-11-15 12:17:25 +0000 UTC]

Being a straight male, I tend to have my character stick to female romance options.

But even then I aklways stick to Merrill. The reason being is that Aveline has a sub-plot involving her own romance and I don't feel comfortable in getting in the way of that. And as for Isabella, not only is she a criminal, but one whose actions almost caused a war.

So yeah, I'm left with pretty much no option but Merrill.

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ForTheLoveOfxD [2012-08-30 18:44:54 +0000 UTC]

This is so true XD Where's Varric, btw?

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wickedreasoning In reply to ForTheLoveOfxD [2012-09-02 22:33:33 +0000 UTC]

hehehe though i'd definitely pick him over every one of them, he is never a option =<

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She-who-talks-alot [2012-07-31 21:52:15 +0000 UTC]

OMG XD I love how fen is ing anders. My fave is izzy and aveline,

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wickedreasoning In reply to She-who-talks-alot [2012-08-02 02:24:08 +0000 UTC]

hahaha thank you!
oh fenris and anders, so much chemistry!

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She-who-talks-alot In reply to wickedreasoning [2012-08-02 04:18:21 +0000 UTC]

I know right! I swear if my hawke was a blood mage, she would soo... Make them "friends" >>

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wickedreasoning In reply to She-who-talks-alot [2012-08-03 20:20:37 +0000 UTC]

GO GO MIND CONTROL!

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She-who-talks-alot In reply to wickedreasoning [2012-08-04 03:02:32 +0000 UTC]

XD Then she would give them their minds while they were.... And I don't think they would fight anymore

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wickedreasoning In reply to She-who-talks-alot [2012-08-04 22:58:56 +0000 UTC]

hahaha kiss and make up!

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She-who-talks-alot In reply to wickedreasoning [2012-08-06 05:40:03 +0000 UTC]

Meh so evil

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HyperOps [2012-07-17 06:20:19 +0000 UTC]

It's funny because it's pretty much true. Nicely done!

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chevy0s [2012-03-20 05:27:13 +0000 UTC]

I wish Aveline was a REAL romanceable character :c for M!Hawke anyways. But she was always my friend, and that was as good as it would get xD

Also, I approve of this message

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wickedreasoning In reply to chevy0s [2012-03-20 22:00:32 +0000 UTC]

i like to have her on my good side too, poor M!Hawke =< he didn't get any of the ladies in origins.

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kitiaramajere [2012-03-15 19:33:22 +0000 UTC]

yeahhhh, i put my F!hawke and Garrett Hawke together... we're not all angst-aficiandos.

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MorriganXWarden [2012-03-14 10:40:54 +0000 UTC]

Uhh, can we have Morrigan, Alistair, Leliana, and Zevran back? They were better in bed anyway.

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wickedreasoning In reply to MorriganXWarden [2012-03-14 15:11:56 +0000 UTC]

i know right?
it's like you couldn't choose cuz they were all so 'romanceable' and not mentally disturbed..

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DarkEchani [2012-03-14 05:42:53 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious!!

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massivelyattacked [2012-03-13 23:24:28 +0000 UTC]

Brilliance.

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IcntBelievItsNotALEX [2012-03-13 21:20:13 +0000 UTC]

LOL the fourth and fifth x,DDDD

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AzureMosquito [2012-03-13 20:55:16 +0000 UTC]

So. freaking. true. XD

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GreekMythologist [2012-03-13 17:31:33 +0000 UTC]

So true. I love it!

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Art-Eater [2012-03-13 17:09:24 +0000 UTC]

This was very funny XDDD

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warped4life [2012-03-13 07:10:46 +0000 UTC]

OMG THE SEBASTIAN ONE IS MY FAVORITE!!!

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wickedreasoning In reply to warped4life [2012-03-14 15:12:35 +0000 UTC]

hahaha actually mine too, and i hate him

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JadeAnnabelArt [2012-03-13 05:23:00 +0000 UTC]

glad to see I'm not the only one with these opinions.

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CHAOSWITHUS [2012-03-13 04:59:35 +0000 UTC]

niiiicely done-fave

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wickedreasoning In reply to CHAOSWITHUS [2012-03-14 15:13:13 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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Pickerupper [2012-03-13 01:30:38 +0000 UTC]

OH by, I just lol'd myself into a coughing fit. This is brilliant!

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wickedreasoning In reply to Pickerupper [2012-03-14 15:13:22 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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BereniceSnape [2012-03-12 23:31:55 +0000 UTC]

The only thing I dislike is the she-male comment about Aveline - I actually think her character is very pretty. Another thing is that Aveline doesn't enter a relationship with you because first she is in mourning and then she falls in love with someone else.

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wickedreasoning In reply to BereniceSnape [2012-03-14 15:16:05 +0000 UTC]

she's just too masculine and goody two-shoes for me to like.
specially comparing to the girls in the origins.
but it should be a romance opinion for a straight M!Hawke, poor guy doesn't have much to choose from.

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Adrolyn [2012-03-12 23:03:12 +0000 UTC]

Merrill (or however that's spelled) please...

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CherokeeEyes [2012-03-12 22:57:46 +0000 UTC]

THIS.

More true words have never been...Written? XD

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