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Published: 2015-08-13 20:21:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 62756; Favourites: 423; Downloads: 0
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Bipper did what Dipper couldn't do for a long time: freaking Pacifica out.Β ΒRelated content
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Dipper better find a sock puppet to possess!
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How? She changed for the better after all.
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Id freak out too if my crush just out of no where asked me to get married. Just saying
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Me: GOD DAMN IT KATE!!!!
Bipper: Ok, Time to leave! *Bill leaves Dipper's Body*
Dipper: What just happened?
Me: Not one word will be spoken of, Dipstick!
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Kate: *Pushes the dumbass blond away from Bipper* Did you say marriage?π
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yasΒ marriage tho
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I'm all for it! π
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lol but what about dipper he wants his body back
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Hmm. I'm gonna need to make a few calls.
*takes out a cellphone and calls someone*
...Hey, BJ! Listen, I got myself a bit of a "problem" here with a certain guy I wanna "marry" ok? And you are absolutely the guy who possesses the gifts and connections to help me with this "problem". I need some sort of spell or ritual that can transform a dream entity into a human being. Ya think you can handle that? *small talking noises come from the cellphone* Uh huh...Yup...No, it's nothing like that...No of course not...Ok.......WAT?! HELL NO!
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wtf is happening rn
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Can you believe this?! This undead bastard won't give me what I need to make Bill human unless I "give him my goods"! Well ya know what Mr. Ghost With The Most?! Screw you and the deal is off! *throws and breaks the cellphone against the wall in utter rage*
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damn.. what did he want you to get?
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Me in his filthy bed of course.π
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Well, so much for that idea.Β
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Well like I said, the idea was to turn Bill human. But now I'm gonna have to figure something else out. It's a good thing I got a lot of powerful friends out there too. Beetlejuice wasn't the only option, but he would of made the job a lt easier with the tools and connections he has. Unfortunately I didn't really foresee him pulling a dirty little deal like that. So now the plan is gonna take a lot longer to get prepared than I thought it would take.
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hmm.. this is gonna be complicated.
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Yeah...*thinks deeply for a moment* Hmm...Hey! I know! Why don't we try asking Hades for help?Β
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that might work
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Yeah...But, he usually wants your soul in return for his services.Β
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Β thatsΒ better than sex
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True, bit I would like to remain a free spirit tbh.
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hmm.. theres no other way though
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...Or maybe there is. *gives you a sly grin*
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huh? what other way?
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I think I might know one other person that could help us. Especially since he owes me a little favor.
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Casper the Friendly Ghost of course! π
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Yup! He still owes me a small favor for that time I got him out of trouble with his three uncles. And he just so happens to be friends with a little witch named Wendy. If I can get him to ask her for whatever spell or ritual we need for our plan to work, then this whole " Turning Bill To Human" thing will be a walk in the park for us.
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that sounds good! How come you didn't think of that before?
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*shrugs shoulders and gives you an IDK look*Β
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oh, just didn't think of it?
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Yup. Never crossed my mind until now. Anywho, let's give him a call shall we?
*dials the number but it doesn't seem to answer*
"Hmm, he must be out with his uncles at the moment. It's fine though, I'm sure we can wait for a bit right?"
*sudden they hear a vase break*
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Sure let's dial him up. Yeah it'll be fine. *Eyes widen* oh no
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Stand fast Dusky! I'll handle this! For its obviously some sort of demonic spirit I accidentally summoned while dialing that ghostly number. That and I used your home phone which obviously doesn't have a Spirit Protection Plan like mine does. Why didn't you get a plan like that?
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Dusky? Never been called that before. I didn't even know those existed! Why didn't you ask
me first or use your phone!
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Because I didn't think I had to! That and I left my cellphone at home!
*lamp comes flying passed my head and smashes into the wall*
AUGH!
*ducks down and covers head*
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well not everyone has that installed!Β
Β Oh shit! *hides under table* Next time you meet another friend just make
sure to tell them about this!
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No problem. Now if you'll excuse me I got a ghost to get rid of.
*jumps up and screams at the ghost that she can't see*
"HEY EXTOFREAK! GET OUT OF MY FRIEND'S HOUSE!"
*sees a doll on the floor come to life with red eyes and freaks out*
"OH HELL NO, SATAN IS A LIAR!"
*runs over to you and hides behind you*
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Β What! Don't use me as a human shield!
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