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Description Okay, well not EVERYTHING about the movie sucked, but most of it did...

I have mixed feelings about it..I didn't hate the one thing I liked from the movie was Alice, and I guess Jessica.

P.S. I'm not calling Nikki Reed ugly, I just imaged Rosalie prettier..


And it says: Robert Patterson, Body Glitter, Cheesetatstic Dialogue, Catherine Hardwicke, Flying Vampires, Crappy Paleness, Akward Moments, Jasper’s Face, How long have you been 17?, Bad Acting, Jasper’s Hair, Low Budget, Fan-Girls, Rosalie, the epitome of beauty?, What Chemistry?, The Trailers, Carlise’s Pasteyness, Tagline?, WTF? The Meadow Scene, Bella can afford a MacBook?,

EVERYTHING

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Baseball Anyone?, Hang on Spider Monkey, Actors, Contacts


Well I here are the things I didn't like if you haven't noticed. So if you say to the movie, tell me what you liked and what you didn't. I just might add to the icon.

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Comments: 239

Eddie-Munslut In reply to ??? [2015-07-16 20:29:56 +0000 UTC]

La la la LA!!

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TheMegawolf17 [2012-01-22 19:07:43 +0000 UTC]

XDXDXDXD

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Dark1577-7 [2011-11-08 20:24:10 +0000 UTC]

I agree with the "crappy paleness" they needed better makeup and better makeup artists.

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hunlin [2011-09-08 20:36:44 +0000 UTC]

The only people I actually liked were Jessica and Charlie (and possibly Alice, at times).

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kitsunefire7 [2011-07-19 13:12:49 +0000 UTC]

hahaha best description ever!!!

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xX-BVB-Xx [2011-07-02 16:22:24 +0000 UTC]

I hate the cheesy suicide shit with Bella.

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DollChick [2011-06-25 23:29:27 +0000 UTC]

I can't read that

ITS TO F***ING FAST!!!!!!!!!!

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PuppetsPoisonInk [2011-06-10 17:40:10 +0000 UTC]

*dies laughing*

Ah... Yeah, the Twilight movie wasn't that good.

Um... Bella screaming like a stuck pig... Our Bob Marley look-a-like... *goes on*

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FangFangFang [2011-06-10 01:24:00 +0000 UTC]

jasper looks emo. in real life he's cute. but yes. the movie sucked. you pretty much summed it up....

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kaijupixie [2011-05-05 20:21:47 +0000 UTC]

i second ur opinion about nikki and jazz..
alice deserved better dan bushy haired jazz

charlie was tolerable dont u think?

you forgot
bob marley look alike,
jakes hair resembled my granmas when she dies them;
they called ben eric or eric ben? idk
forgot lauren
fugly ponytailed james
after watching movie i got doubt...is rob a bear?(chest hair *wink*)
crappy clothes
wasnt alice supposed to be 5 feet tall????
bella is taller dan jake?? wth
macbook and she still calls it crappy
there was no bmw*pout*

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monstermaster13 [2010-12-07 23:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Couldn't agree more.

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apollosGirlxD [2010-11-22 05:20:35 +0000 UTC]

hehe love this

btw. .may i use this for my avatar?

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DaddyWang [2010-11-03 02:15:48 +0000 UTC]

aw damn, but i always thought ashley greene who plays as alice is hot

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Heart-Diamond [2010-10-31 17:00:15 +0000 UTC]

too fast!

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Orange-rose123 [2010-09-02 00:30:24 +0000 UTC]

can u slow it down plz?

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murky-pasta [2010-08-08 15:23:26 +0000 UTC]

you should make some kinda collection of 'what we hate about...' with art or movie fails. great job!

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Eddie-Munslut In reply to murky-pasta [2015-07-16 20:30:36 +0000 UTC]

Fav. Love!

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faithgirl111 [2010-05-08 01:54:03 +0000 UTC]

You should do a 'things we hate about new moon'
I hate that jacob didnt let her die and end it all

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yourallgnnadie [2010-04-11 01:31:23 +0000 UTC]

I agree I did really imagine Rosalie a lot different. But I am starting to really like her now. Mostly because she is a bitch. I like the bitch characters like Victoria too.

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yourallgnnadie In reply to yourallgnnadie [2010-04-11 01:33:17 +0000 UTC]

Funny icon by the way! lol

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gold-eyes [2010-03-19 01:44:44 +0000 UTC]

love the icon! Its so funny I have to say though.. the first thing that came to my mind when I saw Jasper in the movie was "Holy crap its a were-poodle!" So i totally agree with you on the hair thing... and everything else hile i mention it... (no offense to any poodle lovers out there).

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Eddie-Munslut In reply to gold-eyes [2015-07-16 20:30:46 +0000 UTC]

XD!

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GoldenSunset [2010-01-02 03:36:47 +0000 UTC]

The book sucks all on it's own and I think the movie was an improvment upon it (but the movie sucked major ass)

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cookieconsumer [2010-01-01 00:00:55 +0000 UTC]

omg, this is so great!

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Echosong98 [2009-12-29 00:09:22 +0000 UTC]

Pattinson doesn't need to be shirtless. He has belly-button hair. GROSS. I die with laughter everytime my archenemy brings Twilight up. So naive. I'm glad you guys understand!

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txp-hellwalker [2009-12-03 08:40:52 +0000 UTC]

It's great! I hope when you say that you don't like "Low Budget" you meant only for this film! Cause i believe there are many low budget movies that rocks and they are way much better than most of the BIG BLOCKBUSTER MOVIES!!!

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sahadlich90 [2009-11-29 06:03:46 +0000 UTC]

God bless you for making this, seriously.

I honestly can't watch Twilight without crying with laughter. It's a disgrace to book adaptations and films in general.

Good for you for making this.

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Arisawa-Korin05 [2009-11-18 23:29:12 +0000 UTC]

*hugs* I'm SO happy that someone understands me~ ^^ I'm sure a bunch of other people do, too, but w/e~ XD I'm also pissed that ALL the vampires are RIDICULOUSLY ugly~! wtf~?! In the book, they're gorgeous, so wth~? For the women, they shoulda went to Victoria's Secret,'cause those ladies are hawt~ XD An' just grab some good-lookin' guy models -- I bet they can act better than the chump cast they have now~ >C But that's just what I think~ ^^

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UnderworldDJ [2009-11-07 22:48:02 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD SO TRUE!!!

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7539352 [2009-11-07 09:41:48 +0000 UTC]

lets all hate on twilight yay
haha omg my friend was at this haunted house with her family nd a vamp jumped out nd her sister said your n ot edward cullen and the vamp goes im not gay the runs off lol

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sakurabo-oto [2009-10-29 02:05:11 +0000 UTC]

Is Bella can't act on there? Haha it goes by a little fast but I completely agree!

*lovey hug*

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VampiressBite [2009-10-09 16:41:19 +0000 UTC]

The actions scenes are okay.

Jasper's hair haunts my nightmares.

So does Pattison.

BOOK=Awesome!
MOVIE=Mostly suckish!

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manafione [2009-10-07 02:03:49 +0000 UTC]

HATED: The fact that Kristen Stewart can't act to save her life (no pun intended)

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luvusagi [2009-09-22 06:57:25 +0000 UTC]

lol i'm soooooo glad someone else feels that that movie blew serious chunks and everything you mention was totally the same things i thought especially about rosalie like no offense to the actress i'm WAY sure there are people that are prettier and not so think waisted >.< and i'm so glad you added CONTACTS WTF WAS THAT...sry i just needed like more people than me to see like all my friends were like ooh it's such and good movie...and i'm like oh were you dropped on your head...

so sry for the mini rant -_-

awesome icon

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CuriousityAlwaysWins [2009-09-17 19:57:22 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Best icon ever! Sadly I actually had to pay to see the moive, my friends wanted to go....

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a-ki-va-sha [2009-09-12 19:42:15 +0000 UTC]

*sigh* I used to like Twilight, but after seeing the trailers for it... I realy didn't care to pay to see it. Although someone from my class brought it to school,and so I saw it there... And my feelings were right. It sucked and I'm glad I didn't pay to see it.

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EarthandAir49 [2009-08-18 06:49:06 +0000 UTC]

he he... i like

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Jazeemynn [2009-07-15 13:36:37 +0000 UTC]

lol Jaspers hair was crazy!

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SakuraSanka17 [2009-07-12 07:53:00 +0000 UTC]

I swear, Jasper's hair was breathing at one point....

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fireheart47 [2009-07-06 17:24:02 +0000 UTC]

I agree, and the fact that it looked like edward was wearing lipstick

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aliceway [2009-07-05 20:15:59 +0000 UTC]

another thing that sucked:


"Its the florescence."



really? we couldn't get a better line?

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KIBAisthebest [2009-06-29 03:12:18 +0000 UTC]

i am a die hard twilight fan but i only like the books half the time that kristina girl who played bella looked stoned and the music selection SUCKED

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dragonrebornalthor [2009-06-24 15:46:54 +0000 UTC]

resentful much? oh well each to his own

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phoenixleo [2009-06-19 04:38:25 +0000 UTC]

true
only alice was the best. i just saw the movie yesterday!

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akatsukibitch [2009-06-16 04:54:05 +0000 UTC]

i saw in there while the words where flashing bella's baseball cap that made me lol

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KiaruIshkarTenshi [2009-06-04 05:18:54 +0000 UTC]

L
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That is amazingness at it's best! Too true.
By the way, I was furious at how they made Nikki Reed look. You're right, I wouldn't necessarily say she's ugly, but I didn't think she personified, nor looked anywhere near this too-gorgeous-for-words Rosalie we read about in the book.

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PeteyyLUFF [2009-05-30 03:41:31 +0000 UTC]

I agree, but jasper is amazing. he and carlisle make the movie worth watching. Jackson Rathbone (jasper) is an amazing musician

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DarkestKitty [2009-05-25 12:24:28 +0000 UTC]

I agree, the movie sucked.

Bella didn't smile almost at all. Her expressions looked the same all the time. >.>
I think Carlisle looked too old. He was supposed to be 22 when he turned into a vampire and in the movie he certainly did not look like a 22-year-old guy.

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Twilightstarice [2009-05-24 00:29:53 +0000 UTC]

BTW It's Pattinson, not Patterson

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Awkwardly-Amazing [2009-05-21 22:21:38 +0000 UTC]

This is amazing! I agree completely & totally =]

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