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WOLFBLADE111 β Call Me Johnny Pump, Bounty Hunter Extraordinar
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Published: 2016-12-25 01:33:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 848; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 1
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Why Hi There, The name's Johnny. Johnny Pump, you expecting a Kin at the end of that? Pfft as if I'm that cliche.All you need to know is I'm an interdimensional bounty hunter and I'm looking for these dumb fucks. (Pulls up a list of names on his wrist.) Seen em?
The Names Are.
Umbramancer. (Character Belongs to .)
Vice. (Character Belongs to .)
Risedge. (Character Belongs to .)
Oh yer wondering why I'm looking for em? Simple. I was paid to place their heads on a nice little platter for my boss who wants em all dead, says their apart of some group called The Jugheads of Peace er something like that.
You don't know where they are huh. Well to bad cause now I gotta kill ya.
(2 Years later.)
HOLY SHIT 2018! Wolf Blade! What have ye been doing lad sitting on yer ass all day looking at porn!
Me: *Face palms.* Why did I make it so you could break the 4th wall?
Deadpool: I may have had something to do with that.
Me: ya think?
Johnny Pump: Ah you two always did crack me up, so we got a back story for me or what?
Me: Well thanks to that RP me and Did back in 2016 (MAN TIME FLIES) your now Both a Bounty Hunter and the owner of The Pump club.
Johnny Pump: Well shit I forgot about that, what about actual backstory though?
Me: Hmm, maybe that your part demon or something?
Johnny Pump: Oooh I'm Part Demon eh? I like it I like it, (snaps fingers.) I GOT IT! I'm the spirit of a dead Bounty Hunter who was possessed by some sorta Pumpkin Demon and now here I am.
Deadpool: I LIKE IT!!!
Me: Hey that works, simple, yet robust.
Johnny Pump: Ya know that Robust means Healthy Food right?
Me:...Yeah, yeah of course I did...
Johnny Pump & Deadpool: (Look at each other.)
Deadpool: (Shrugs.) Role it with.
Johnny Pump: Eh might as well. (Turns to the viewer.) And that's my Backstory folks, I'm some dead bounty hunter who died in a Pumpkin patch and was possessed by a demonic pumpkin spirit and returned to the world of the living as a bounty hunter and then thanks to one of his marks, opens up his dream club. Bounty Hunter by Day, Club Owner by Night! I Love It!
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Man I cannot believe I forgot about this guy. XD
Anyway Fave/Comment and have an awesome day everyone. 
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Sorry, I thought I commented on this guy earlier xDDDΒ
I'm loving this guy!! Though I kinda do wonder what class he would fit in Yammutika xD I might can be in more than one tbh.
I know some ladies that would probably fit well in his club too lmao
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Lol No worries sis.
Johnny Pump: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet news lassie and who might these lovely lases be might I inquire?
Me: Forgot to mention, he's also...Irish?
Johnny Pump: Eh Irish, Scotish, something along those lines, even I don't know. WHAT I DO Know is that I love sounding funny and those dialects work well, no offense to the irish or scotish. XD
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xD even better
Probably these gurls :'3
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Johnny Pump: 
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Lmfao
Gahilda: Iβm ready when you are hun.
Kara: Why thank you.~
Regina: will there be free food tho?
Rue: Donβt bite anyone. -_-
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XD lol He's like this...alot. lol
Johnny Pump: Sweet yer all hired and yes, there is free food and no you cannot bite customers...unless they bite first then feel free to bite them to death. XDDDD
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*Action Man falls down from the sky*
BOOM
"Miss me already, pumpkin? There's only one dude around who's allowed to be badass with the orange, the color of explosions. And your punk ass defiantly ain't worthy of it"
*pulls out dual M16s with a spin* *knack clack!*
*johnny spits on the ground*
"Oi mate! I chop yer bloody head off and shove it far up yer arse! Then I'll shit down your bloody neck!"
"Gimme your worst you edgy emo pirate. I've got some time to kill"
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(Uh little word of advice, don't take control of some one else's character in a RP. 
Johnny Pump: Whatever you say ya poor excuse for a Power Ranger. (Throws a massive amount of grenades he seemingly pulls from his jacket.)
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Oh sorry XD
I tend to "play with other people's action figures" I guess XD
Just thought some sort of Austrilian accent would match his character
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XD lol He kinda already had one it's a cross between Austrilian, Irish and a few other accents. XD
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Lol it gives off a badass impression XD
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Oh sorry XD
I tend to "play with other people's action figures" I guess XD
Just thought some sort of Austrilian accent would match his character
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Awesome
Vice: (Takes his head off and puts it on a platter) So your boss wants me to do this? And be dead?
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Thanks.
Johnny Pump: Yeah pretty much but you need to be dead as in not breathing as in no longer alive.
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No problem
Vice: .... (sticks his tongue out and pretends to be dead)
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XD
Johnny Pump: Meh that works. XD
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XD
Vice: Good XD (Goes back to being "Dead")
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Johnny Pump: Best kill yet. XD
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Vice: Id say so XD Don't know much who could get a kill like this XD
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Johnny Pump: Have to agree with you on that.
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Vice: So, who hired you exactly?
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Johnny Pump: Some fatso with silver hair.
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Vice: Really now... Hm, I might want to pay him a visit sometime...
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Johnny Pump: Judging by the looks of it you already have. (Laughs.) Incase it's not obvious I can break the 4th wall and as well as the rarely heard of 5th wall.
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Vice: ... This guy breaks more walls then Deadpool XD
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Johnny Pump: That's for sure Matey. XD
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Vice: XD Matey XDDD
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Johnny Pump: Yeah haven't ye heard I'm part Pirate on me granpapy's side. XD
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Vice: Ohhh right XD Ye are Foxy from FNaF now XD
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Johnny Pump: Foxy? XD Do I look like a foxy to you laddie.
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Vice: (shoves a foxy mask on em) OH God yeah ye do laddie XD
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Johnny Pump: Well I'll be dammed you can pull shit outta thin air.
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Vice:I surely can (pulls out a piano) Want a piano?
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Johnny Pump: Woah Nice.
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Vice: Indeed
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Johnny Pump: Sure why not I could use one. XD
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Vice: Here you go XD (Drips it on his head) Oh.... sorry about that XD
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Johnny Pump: (Pops outta it.) All good Mate. XD
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Vice: Good XD Now have a proper one (gives him a proper pinoa)
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Johnny Pump: Sweet thanks now I can open up that club I always wanted.
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Vice: Ohhh a club Eh? Niceeeeeeee
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Johnny Pump: Haven't come up with a name for it yet. :/
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Vice: God dammit XD
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Johnny Pump: Say mate, you wanna help me make a club?
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Vice: Yeah sure, what do ye need?
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Johnny Pump: A Building.
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Vice: Done (makes a building appear)
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Johnny Pump: Sweet.
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Vice: Indeed
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