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      "Hey everyone!" Sakura called out as class ended. The lingering students looked back, frozen in whatever action they were doing. "I am having a party tonight! Whoever wants to come, just drop by my place at seven tonight. We'll be playing games like strip poker and truth or dare. If you get tired, then leave; no sleeping at my party! Well, unless you want something drawn on your face. And there'll be a ton of food and drinks! That's all; I better be seeing all of you!"
      Sakura flashed a smile out to the crowd with her hands on her hips. Then, she reached for her bag and quickly left, leaving everyone to ponder the statement. Groups of friends left mumbling about their expectations for the party. Naruto yawned and shuffled out of the room, heading for his locker while thinking about the party. He dialed his combination and swung the door open, carelessly tossing textbooks and folders into the small compartment.
     "Hey, Blondie," said a voice from behind him. Naruto yawned again and didn't bother turning around, examining a few abandoned ramen coupons found in the abyss of his backpack. Sasuke walked around the blonde boy and leaned against the locker next to Naruto's, hands in pockets and eyebrows raised.
     "What, no greeting? You mad at me?"
     "I already knew it was you. Why bother saying hi?" Naruto replied, shrugging. He shut his locker and turned to Sasuke with renewed vigour. "Anyway, did you hear about Sakura's party tonight?" Sasuke nodded.
      "Of course, I was there."
     "Well, we're going. No complains, Uchiha, it's been decided!" Sasuke rolled his eyes and grunted, turning his head away.
     "Fine, whatever." Naruto smiled and pulled on Sasuke's arm, forcing him to follow while Naruto chattered undisturbed.
      "So, I actually got a 'D' on a test today! A 'D'! I'm so proud! And it was from professor Kakashi! He was proud of me! Are you proud of me?" he told Sasuke excitedly. Sasuke rolled his eyes again.
     "Not really." Naruto turned around and pouted. Sasuke smirked and continued walking.
     "Hey, wait up!" Naruto ran after him and tackled him from behind, causing them both to fall.
     "Idiot… what'd you do that for?" Sasuke asked, a false tone of irritation in his voice.
     "'Cause I could," Naruto replied. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
     "Hn."
     "Oh, come on. Don't go all emo on me again!" Sasuke sighed.
     "Whatever, just let me up." Naruto pouted again and kissed Sasuke's head quickly before letting him up. "Thank you." Sasuke pulled himself up and grabbed Naruto's hand. He pulled him roughly toward Naruto's house.
     "Ow, stop handling me so roughly!" Naruto grumbled. Sasuke shook his head and tried to push past the blue-eyed boy, before being yanked back by the arm. "I want you to touch me gently," came a husky whisper.
     "That's not going to happen today. You're getting your punishment today." Naruto looked at him confused.
     "Punishment?! For what?!"
     "Hn," Sasuke smirked cockily. "For tackling me." Naruto pouted. Sasuke leaned down and whispered in Naruto's ear, "You're going to have a rough day today. Hope you don't enjoy sitting too much."
     With that, he picked up Naruto bridal style. Naruto let out a surprised yelp and clung to Sasuke's shoulder as he jogged up the stairs to Naruto's apartment. Fishing out the key, Sasuke kicked the door open and closed it with his foot before racing the two to Naruto's room and pushing Naruto down onto the bed.

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     "Naruto! Are you almost ready yet?" Sasuke snapped. Naruto popped up from behind Sasuke, rubbing his belly.
     "Yep! Ah, that was a good meal!" Sasuke shook his head as he let Naruto out the door. Locking it behind him, he said,
"We're going to eat there. She has food, you know." Naruto scoffed.
     "So? There's never a bad time for ramen!" With that, he bounded down the stairs merrily as Sasuke followed calmly, sighing.
     "Really? I could name quite a few bad times; when your house is on fire, a bomb is about to drop on your neighbourhood…" he muttered to himself. Naruto, far ahead, didn't hear him, hollering,
     "Come on! It's 6:55 already!" Sasuke groaned and forced himself to catch up with Naruto. Both made it to Sakura's house ten minutes late, huffing a bit. Naruto hit the door bell a few times impatiently. An irritated Sakura whipped the door open.
     "What?!" Naruto waved at her with a wide smile before pushing past her and running into her living room. Sasuke shrugged and mouthed a 'sorry' to Sakura before letting himself in and kicking off his shoes.
     "Hey everyone! I'm here!" declared the overexcited blonde. Sasuke walked in silently behind him as the two were bombarded with greetings.
     "Naruto! Sasuke! Welcome to this wonderful party hosted by Sakura!" Lee greeted, giving the two a thumbs up and smile.
     "Finally, someone cool! Hello, Sasuke!" Ino exaggerated. She waved with a flirtatious smile towards Sasuke, who promptly ignored her.
     "Drop it, Ino. He's not into you," Shikamaru deadpanned from next to Temari, who was ignoring her brothers' glares. Gaara had his arms crossed while Kankuro shook his head disapprovingly.
     "H-hello Naruto," Hinata greeted with a shy smile. Kiba held his arm up and smirked.
     "Yo!" Shino and Neji stood back, barely acknowledging the two, the latter having his arm loosely around Tenten's waist.
     "How about next time, you wait till I let you in?!" Sakura reprimanded loudly, whacking Naruto upside the head.
     "Ow! Sakura!" Sasuke shook his head again.
     "Anyway, Sasuke, the drinks and food are over there." She pointed to a table adorned with bowls and plates of food, mostly empty, with Choji camping next to one of the bowls of chips. There were many large soda bottles, also almost empty. He nodded once.
     "Okay, everyone's here and settled!" Sakura proclaimed in a more pleasant tone. Come on, sit in a circle on the floor in the living room!" With few murmurs, everyone did as they were told. Sakura remained standing as she explained the game.
     "Okay, this is a mix of Spin the Bottle and Seven Minutes in Heaven," she began. A few outcries of protest, some of horror, and a few 'oohs' responded, the guests looking at each other with mixed expressions of fear, excitement, and curiousity. "It goes like this; first, I start it off by spinning. Whoever it lands on, that person spins for their… uh… 'partner'.
     "The two people kiss once on the lips out here, then go into the closet for seven minutes. Then, the person to the right of them will spin and so on and so forth. This way, everyone will get a chance. Oh, and participation is mandatory. Any questions?" She looked around as people mumbled. Naruto was about to raise his hand until Sasuke held  it down.
     "Just watch. You'll understand it as it goes on." Naruto nodded. Sakura sat and spun.
     "Alright, whoever this lands on will be first up!" Everyone held as they watched the bottle spin round and round. As it slowed and finally stopped, all their eyes followed the path of the bottle, seeing it point to…
     "Hinata!" Sakura yelled. A few people cheered as Hinata blushed deeply.
     "M-me? Alright…" she mumbled. She spun the bottle and, again, everyone watched with hawk eyes. When it stopped, they followed the path again, seeing it land on…
     "Tenten!" Everyone roared with laughter as Hinata and Tenten turned a bright scarlet. Neji frowned as he looked to Tenten.
     "Would you like to pass? I could make Sakura…" he began, but she shook her head.
     "No, it's fine." Neji turned and asked the same to Hinata, but she answered the same way. Neji sighed lightly, but let them go. As Tenten was standing up, he quickly kissed her hand. She smiled at him, then turned back to Hinata. Seeing she was too nervous to even talk, Tenten quickly leaned forward and gave her a peck on the lips. Whoops, hollers, and even a few flashes went off around the room simultaneously.
     Blushing, the two went in the closet. Kiba and Kankuro had their ears on the door with Ino and Sakura. Shikamaru yawned with disinterest and Sasuke simply looked away. Neji stared passively at the door.
     Finally, after seven long minutes, they came out still blushing. Tenten sat quickly next to Neji and leaned against him. He wrapped him arm protectively around her. Hinata sat across from them again and pulled her legs up to her chest.
      "Alright, Shikamaru, your turn," Sakura announced. Shikamaru yawned.
      "What a drag…," he grumbled and spun the bottle. As the bottle stopped, Kankuro growled while Gaara eyes narrowed slightly. Shikamaru sighed as he faced the person.
     "Come on, you idiot. Kiss me already," Temari snapped.
     "Bah… it's not like I haven't before…" he sighed, rubbing the back of his head.
     "You know you like to; why pass up another free chance?" she countered with a twinkle in her eyes. He smirked in return gave her a kiss on the lips, much longer than Tenten and Hinata's. Most around the room whooped again. As Shikamaru led her into the closet, Kankuro growled.
     "Stupid bastard with my sister…" he grumbled. Everyone waited with small bouts of giggles for them to come out. When they did, most began to boom with laughter. Both of their hair was down. Temari was buttoning her shirt while Shikamaru fixed his clearly-wrinkled pants. Kankuro growled again.
     "Temari," Gaara said quietly. Temari paused for a bit, then looked down at him and Kankuro.
     "What?"
     "Sit here. Now," he said. Temari sighed.
     "Can't I sit next to Shika?" Kankuro twitched lightly.
     "Oh, so now you two have nicknames, huh?!" he snapped. Temari raised her eyebrows.
     "Um, sure. Whatever you say bro." As Shikamaru came out of the closet and sat down, Temari sat next to him happily. Both Kankuro and Gaara crossed their arms and huffed lightly. Sakura laughed lightly.
     "Okay, next is…" she said, looking past Shikamaru. "Naruto!" People hooted and hollered as Naruto, grinning broadly, spun the bottle dramatically. Everyone held their breath, again, as it spun once more. Laughter broke out as well as more hoots and hollers as the bottle landed on…
     "SASUKE!" Sakura managed to scream, since she was laughing so hard. Most everyone was rolling on the ground, laughing their asses off as Shino, Hinata, and Neji stood as a witness to their very loving kiss and them going into the closet.
     Sakura closed the door after them and put her ear against it. There was a mix of muffle talking, giggling, and laughing. For awhile, it was quiet. Then, a shriek resonated through the house.
     Sakura jumped back from the door and let out a small scream of her own. Everyone in the room turned to the closet with wide eyes. There was more muffled screaming and a few bangs against the walls. The guests began to whisper to themselves, leaning forward a bit. Sakura held her finger up towards the crowd and pressed herself against the door.
"That hurt, you moron!" Naruto yelled. Sakura's eyes widened slightly, though the surprised look was soon replaced with a devious smirk. Another scream resonated from the closet, followed by Naruto's unmistakable laughter.
     Sakura turned to everyone, blushing and giggling. "Did you guys hear that? That scream and then 'that hurt, you moron'." Snickers, chuckles, and giggles broke out around the room, some even turning a bit red. "I wonder what they were doing… oh, shh. Guys, they're talking again." Her own voice dropped to a whisper while her eyes shone with curiosity.
     "Great, now it's all over me," Sasuke grumbled.
     "So then just lick it off," Naruto replied. Sakura gasped and blushed a bit more.
     "Why would I want to do that?!" Sasuke snapped.
     "Because it tastes good!" Sakura gasped audibly. Did Naruto… lose his virginity before meeting Sasuke? she wondered, putting a hand to her lips and widening her green eyes even further.
     "How do you know that?!" Sasuke asked, aghast.
     "Because I've tasted it before, duh! Come on, Sasuke, you can't be that stupid!" Sakura pulled her ear from the door and gasped again, now turning white. Everyone looked at her in confusion.
     "Sakura, what's wrong?" Ino asked, concerned. Sakura shook her head a bit.
     "You will never believe what I just heard!" she half squealed, half whispered in all her shock. Ino's eyes widened in intense curiosity.
     "Oh my God, Sakura, what are they saying?" Everyone perked their ears up to listen. Sakura giggled lightly and whispered, as though she were a little school girl,
     "Naruto's… not a virgin," she began. She put her hand up for silence as people began to murmur.
     "Well, of course he probably isn't…" Kiba muttered, but Hinata quieted him gently.
     "Here's the real kicker," Sakura whispered. Everyone strained forward to hear. "Sasuke is… a virgin." She finished dramatically. The girls let out loud gasps while the guys stared in shock, some even letting out gasps.
     "Wait… how do you know?" Lee enquired.
     "I just heard them! Sasuke has… er… all over him…" Sakura finished, mumbling. The boys began to laugh uproariously and the girls turned bright red. "And Naruto said it… tastes good."
     "This is just weird," Choji remarked with another bowl of chips.
     "This is troublesome," Shikamaru grumbled.
     "This is hilarious!" Temari remarked, smirking. "I never knew you kids were so 'out there'." Sakura quieted the room as she heard Naruto resume talking again.
     "Wow, that's huge…" Sasuke let out another muffled yell. "It's huge and hairy." Sakura gasped again and blushed heavily.
     "Aww, is someone scared?" Naruto teased.
     "Just hit it," Sasuke snapped back. Sakura cocked her head in confusion.
     "Why me?" Naruto replied.
     "Because. Just do it." A light bulb went off in Sakura's head and she let out a breath of understanding. She pulled back again and turned to her guests.
     "Guess what again, everyone!" Everyone's heads shot up again like dogs. "They're doing… BDSM," she finished with a whisper. Everyone let out loud gasps and began to chatter to themselves, making scenarios with each other about what the inside of the closet looked like. "I think we should leave them alone for now." The people in the room turned to Sakura and began to slowly nod. One by one, or by two, they stood and left the room. Sakura, almost about to leave, wrote a quick note to Naruto and Sasuke and followed the rest out, closing the door behind her.

* * *

     "It's been an hour already! WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO LET US OUT?!" Naruto yelled, kicking the door repeatedly. Sasuke re-read the note once more.

Sasuke, Naruto,
     You two sounded like you were busy. We didn't want to disturb you, so we let you have quiet time. We're doing the game in the other room. We'll come let you out in about ten minutes, okay? Have fun! ;D
Sakura

     Sasuke sighed. "Damn spiders."

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      "Hey everyone!" Sakura called out as class ended. The lingering students looked back, frozen in whatever action they were doing. "I am having a party tonight! Whoever wants to come, just drop by my place at seven tonight. We'll be playing games like strip poker and truth or dare. If you get tired, then leave; no sleeping at my party! Well, unless you want something drawn on your face. And there'll be a ton of food and drinks! That's all; I better be seeing all of you!"
      Sakura flashed a smile out to the crowd with her hands on her hips. Then, she reached for her bag and quickly left, leaving everyone to ponder the statement. Groups of friends left mumbling about their expectations for the party. Naruto yawned and shuffled out of the room, heading for his locker while thinking about the party. He dialed his combination and swung the door open, carelessly tossing textbooks and folders into the small compartment.
     "Hey, Blondie," said a voice from behind him. Naruto yawned again and didn't bother turning around, examining a few abandoned ramen coupons found in the abyss of his backpack. Sasuke walked around the blonde boy and leaned against the locker next to Naruto's, hands in pockets and eyebrows raised.
     "What, no greeting? You mad at me?"
     "I already knew it was you. Why bother saying hi?" Naruto replied, shrugging. He shut his locker and turned to Sasuke with renewed vigour. "Anyway, did you hear about Sakura's party tonight?" Sasuke nodded.
      "Of course, I was there."
     "Well, we're going. No complains, Uchiha, it's been decided!" Sasuke rolled his eyes and grunted, turning his head away.
     "Fine, whatever." Naruto smiled and pulled on Sasuke's arm, forcing him to follow while Naruto chattered undisturbed.
      "So, I actually got a 'D' on a test today! A 'D'! I'm so proud! And it was from professor Kakashi! He was proud of me! Are you proud of me?" he told Sasuke excitedly. Sasuke rolled his eyes again.
     "Not really." Naruto turned around and pouted. Sasuke smirked and continued walking.
     "Hey, wait up!" Naruto ran after him and tackled him from behind, causing them both to fall.
     "Idiot… what'd you do that for?" Sasuke asked, a false tone of irritation in his voice.
     "'Cause I could," Naruto replied. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
     "Hn."
     "Oh, come on. Don't go all emo on me again!" Sasuke sighed.
     "Whatever, just let me up." Naruto pouted again and kissed Sasuke's head quickly before letting him up. "Thank you." Sasuke pulled himself up and grabbed Naruto's hand. He pulled him roughly toward Naruto's house.
     "Ow, stop handling me so roughly!" Naruto grumbled. Sasuke shook his head and tried to push past the blue-eyed boy, before being yanked back by the arm. "I want you to touch me gently," came a husky whisper.
     "That's not going to happen today. You're getting your punishment today." Naruto looked at him confused.
     "Punishment?! For what?!"
     "Hn," Sasuke smirked cockily. "For tackling me." Naruto pouted. Sasuke leaned down and whispered in Naruto's ear, "You're going to have a rough day today. Hope you don't enjoy sitting too much."
     With that, he picked up Naruto bridal style. Naruto let out a surprised yelp and clung to Sasuke's shoulder as he jogged up the stairs to Naruto's apartment. Fishing out the key, Sasuke kicked the door open and closed it with his foot before racing the two to Naruto's room and pushing Naruto down onto the bed.

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     "Naruto! Are you almost ready yet?" Sasuke snapped. Naruto popped up from behind Sasuke, rubbing his belly.
     "Yep! Ah, that was a good meal!" Sasuke shook his head as he let Naruto out the door. Locking it behind him, he said,
"We're going to eat there. She has food, you know." Naruto scoffed.
     "So? There's never a bad time for ramen!" With that, he bounded down the stairs merrily as Sasuke followed calmly, sighing.
     "Really? I could name quite a few bad times; when your house is on fire, a bomb is about to drop on your neighbourhood…" he muttered to himself. Naruto, far ahead, didn't hear him, hollering,
     "Come on! It's 6:55 already!" Sasuke groaned and forced himself to catch up with Naruto. Both made it to Sakura's house ten minutes late, huffing a bit. Naruto hit the door bell a few times impatiently. An irritated Sakura whipped the door open.
     "What?!" Naruto waved at her with a wide smile before pushing past her and running into her living room. Sasuke shrugged and mouthed a 'sorry' to Sakura before letting himself in and kicking off his shoes.
     "Hey everyone! I'm here!" declared the overexcited blonde. Sasuke walked in silently behind him as the two were bombarded with greetings.
     "Naruto! Sasuke! Welcome to this wonderful party hosted by Sakura!" Lee greeted, giving the two a thumbs up and smile.
     "Finally, someone cool! Hello, Sasuke!" Ino exaggerated. She waved with a flirtatious smile towards Sasuke, who promptly ignored her.
     "Drop it, Ino. He's not into you," Shikamaru deadpanned from next to Temari, who was ignoring her brothers' glares. Gaara had his arms crossed while Kankuro shook his head disapprovingly.
     "H-hello Naruto," Hinata greeted with a shy smile. Kiba held his arm up and smirked.
     "Yo!" Shino and Neji stood back, barely acknowledging the two, the latter having his arm loosely around Tenten's waist.
     "How about next time, you wait till I let you in?!" Sakura reprimanded loudly, whacking Naruto upside the head.
     "Ow! Sakura!" Sasuke shook his head again.
     "Anyway, Sasuke, the drinks and food are over there." She pointed to a table adorned with bowls and plates of food, mostly empty, with Choji camping next to one of the bowls of chips. There were many large soda bottles, also almost empty. He nodded once.
     "Okay, everyone's here and settled!" Sakura proclaimed in a more pleasant tone. Come on, sit in a circle on the floor in the living room!" With few murmurs, everyone did as they were told. Sakura remained standing as she explained the game.
     "Okay, this is a mix of Spin the Bottle and Seven Minutes in Heaven," she began. A few outcries of protest, some of horror, and a few 'oohs' responded, the guests looking at each other with mixed expressions of fear, excitement, and curiousity. "It goes like this; first, I start it off by spinning. Whoever it lands on, that person spins for their… uh… 'partner'.
     "The two people kiss once on the lips out here, then go into the closet for seven minutes. Then, the person to the right of them will spin and so on and so forth. This way, everyone will get a chance. Oh, and participation is mandatory. Any questions?" She looked around as people mumbled. Naruto was about to raise his hand until Sasuke held  it down.
     "Just watch. You'll understand it as it goes on." Naruto nodded. Sakura sat and spun.
     "Alright, whoever this lands on will be first up!" Everyone held as they watched the bottle spin round and round. As it slowed and finally stopped, all their eyes followed the path of the bottle, seeing it point to…
     "Hinata!" Sakura yelled. A few people cheered as Hinata blushed deeply.
     "M-me? Alright…" she mumbled. She spun the bottle and, again, everyone watched with hawk eyes. When it stopped, they followed the path again, seeing it land on…
     "Tenten!" Everyone roared with laughter as Hinata and Tenten turned a bright scarlet. Neji frowned as he looked to Tenten.
     "Would you like to pass? I could make Sakura…" he began, but she shook her head.
     "No, it's fine." Neji turned and asked the same to Hinata, but she answered the same way. Neji sighed lightly, but let them go. As Tenten was standing up, he quickly kissed her hand. She smiled at him, then turned back to Hinata. Seeing she was too nervous to even talk, Tenten quickly leaned forward and gave her a peck on the lips. Whoops, hollers, and even a few flashes went off around the room simultaneously.
     Blushing, the two went in the closet. Kiba and Kankuro had their ears on the door with Ino and Sakura. Shikamaru yawned with disinterest and Sasuke simply looked away. Neji stared passively at the door.
     Finally, after seven long minutes, they came out still blushing. Tenten sat quickly next to Neji and leaned against him. He wrapped him arm protectively around her. Hinata sat across from them again and pulled her legs up to her chest.
      "Alright, Shikamaru, your turn," Sakura announced. Shikamaru yawned.
      "What a drag…," he grumbled and spun the bottle. As the bottle stopped, Kankuro growled while Gaara eyes narrowed slightly. Shikamaru sighed as he faced the person.
     "Come on, you idiot. Kiss me already," Temari snapped.
     "Bah… it's not like I haven't before…" he sighed, rubbing the back of his head.
     "You know you like to; why pass up another free chance?" she countered with a twinkle in her eyes. He smirked in return gave her a kiss on the lips, much longer than Tenten and Hinata's. Most around the room whooped again. As Shikamaru led her into the closet, Kankuro growled.
     "Stupid bastard with my sister…" he grumbled. Everyone waited with small bouts of giggles for them to come out. When they did, most began to boom with laughter. Both of their hair was down. Temari was buttoning her shirt while Shikamaru fixed his clearly-wrinkled pants. Kankuro growled again.
     "Temari," Gaara said quietly. Temari paused for a bit, then looked down at him and Kankuro.
     "What?"
     "Sit here. Now," he said. Temari sighed.
     "Can't I sit next to Shika?" Kankuro twitched lightly.
     "Oh, so now you two have nicknames, huh?!" he snapped. Temari raised her eyebrows.
     "Um, sure. Whatever you say bro." As Shikamaru came out of the closet and sat down, Temari sat next to him happily. Both Kankuro and Gaara crossed their arms and huffed lightly. Sakura laughed lightly.
     "Okay, next is…" she said, looking past Shikamaru. "Naruto!" People hooted and hollered as Naruto, grinning broadly, spun the bottle dramatically. Everyone held their breath, again, as it spun once more. Laughter broke out as well as more hoots and hollers as the bottle landed on…
     "SASUKE!" Sakura managed to scream, since she was laughing so hard. Most everyone was rolling on the ground, laughing their asses off as Shino, Hinata, and Neji stood as a witness to their very loving kiss and them going into the closet.
     Sakura closed the door after them and put her ear against it. There was a mix of muffle talking, giggling, and laughing. For awhile, it was quiet. Then, a shriek resonated through the house.
     Sakura jumped back from the door and let out a small scream of her own. Everyone in the room turned to the closet with wide eyes. There was more muffled screaming and a few bangs against the walls. The guests began to whisper to themselves, leaning forward a bit. Sakura held her finger up towards the crowd and pressed herself against the door.
"That hurt, you moron!" Naruto yelled. Sakura's eyes widened slightly, though the surprised look was soon replaced with a devious smirk. Another scream resonated from the closet, followed by Naruto's unmistakable laughter.
     Sakura turned to everyone, blushing and giggling. "Did you guys hear that? That scream and then 'that hurt, you moron'." Snickers, chuckles, and giggles broke out around the room, some even turning a bit red. "I wonder what they were doing… oh, shh. Guys, they're talking again." Her own voice dropped to a whisper while her eyes shone with curiosity.
     "Great, now it's all over me," Sasuke grumbled.
     "So then just lick it off," Naruto replied. Sakura gasped and blushed a bit more.
     "Why would I want to do that?!" Sasuke snapped.
     "Because it tastes good!" Sakura gasped audibly. Did Naruto… lose his virginity before meeting Sasuke? she wondered, putting a hand to her lips and widening her green eyes even further.
     "How do you know that?!" Sasuke asked, aghast.
     "Because I've tasted it before, duh! Come on, Sasuke, you can't be that stupid!" Sakura pulled her ear from the door and gasped again, now turning white. Everyone looked at her in confusion.
     "Sakura, what's wrong?" Ino asked, concerned. Sakura shook her head a bit.
     "You will never believe what I just heard!" she half squealed, half whispered in all her shock. Ino's eyes widened in intense curiosity.
     "Oh my God, Sakura, what are they saying?" Everyone perked their ears up to listen. Sakura giggled lightly and whispered, as though she were a little school girl,
     "Naruto's… not a virgin," she began. She put her hand up for silence as people began to murmur.
     "Well, of course he probably isn't…" Kiba muttered, but Hinata quieted him gently.
     "Here's the real kicker," Sakura whispered. Everyone strained forward to hear. "Sasuke is… a virgin." She finished dramatically. The girls let out loud gasps while the guys stared in shock, some even letting out gasps.
     "Wait… how do you know?" Lee enquired.
     "I just heard them! Sasuke has… er… all over him…" Sakura finished, mumbling. The boys began to laugh uproariously and the girls turned bright red. "And Naruto said it… tastes good."
     "This is just weird," Choji remarked with another bowl of chips.
     "This is troublesome," Shikamaru grumbled.
     "This is hilarious!" Temari remarked, smirking. "I never knew you kids were so 'out there'." Sakura quieted the room as she heard Naruto resume talking again.
     "Wow, that's huge…" Sasuke let out another muffled yell. "It's huge and hairy." Sakura gasped again and blushed heavily.
     "Aww, is someone scared?" Naruto teased.
     "Just hit it," Sasuke snapped back. Sakura cocked her head in confusion.
     "Why me?" Naruto replied.
     "Because. Just do it." A light bulb went off in Sakura's head and she let out a breath of understanding. She pulled back again and turned to her guests.
     "Guess what again, everyone!" Everyone's heads shot up again like dogs. "They're doing… BDSM," she finished with a whisper. Everyone let out loud gasps and began to chatter to themselves, making scenarios with each other about what the inside of the closet looked like. "I think we should leave them alone for now." The people in the room turned to Sakura and began to slowly nod. One by one, or by two, they stood and left the room. Sakura, almost about to leave, wrote a quick note to Naruto and Sasuke and followed the rest out, closing the door behind her.

* * *

     "It's been an hour already! WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO LET US OUT?!" Naruto yelled, kicking the door repeatedly. Sasuke re-read the note once more.

Sasuke, Naruto,
     You two sounded like you were busy. We didn't want to disturb you, so we let you have quiet time. We're doing the game in the other room. We'll come let you out in about ten minutes, okay? Have fun! ;D
Sakura

     Sasuke sighed. "Damn spiders."