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Published: 2013-04-30 02:41:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 2928; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 5
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gift to ~Culu-BluebeaverJust an idea that came to my mind some days ago, a picture of culu trying to help wopter to find out some more things about his body
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Aquan: *Just kinda lying there looking at the screen, then turns to Wopter* Just let me mention, I AM holding back the urge to tickle you.......... Although I might, JUST might, let that urge be carried out later. I don't want to fuck up the examination.
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Nice picture and concept!
Vicky: the result of your MRi and CT scans from hospital show you have a dramaticly increaded brain responce time, its almost as if you can slow down time for things around you...
Aswell as improved brain function, your body's metabolic cell rate increases tso your skin and fur and bodily organs and funcions are stronger and more fast.
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Thanks dude! c:
Wopter: Mmmm sounds interesting, anything else you could find out?
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Vicky: hmmmm -turns over paper- your blood type is negitive D and your Sexually transmitted Infections blood test has come back, Your H.I.V, Hepititis, Clhlamidia, Gonorrhea result extremely positive I'm happy to sa...
wait what....?!
oh wait... -turns the paper upside-down-
uhhh yeah... your blood is B positive and your clean of any infections. sorry about that... stupid carts printed details in lower case alphabet lettering and small print confuses me at times
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Time for torture :3 *tickle tickle*
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Hmmm... Which one should I stab? eue
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You're welcome, I should say I also want to have free of charge~ he he
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Least its Culu doing this. Brian would have put ALOT of those on his EVERY body
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That the reason why brian will NEVER examinate wopter's body :'D *no homo*
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Wopter: Let me go bitches! ;A;
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Nope c: *forces you to swallow some pills* get ready c:
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Test 1: Burning c:
*lights Wopter's tail and hair on fire* o.o
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Wopter: MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR ;A; *shakes his hair and tail*
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Hmmmm e3e *lights his fur on fire* oh my o.o
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Wopter: NOT DA FUR >:C *shakes his ears making enough wind flow to turn it off* :3
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Next test: Reactivity lol
*pours a jar of honey and a jar of ants on you* Enjoy :3
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Wopter: I hate ants >:c *makes his body get really hot killing and burning the ants* ... no more tests e3e
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*tries to unlock you but the locks don't work*
lol I think you're stuck o.o
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Wopter: Just free me, fuck >:c
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hahaha xD that was so amusing to read
can I try tests on Wopter now?? OwO //shot
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nah that's not a good idea |D my OC is a devil so ya... not good
(btw I got bored and drew your Seba OC in a random drawing of people I know on dA, just sayin')
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Just hurt mah bunneh ;w;
laegleg omg I wanna seeeee ;A;
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alright~ xD
next test, Akuma's test: Conductivity~
Akuma: *dunks a bucket of water over Wopter's head and holds out an frayed electrical wire with a crazed look in her eyes*
|D I told you~
and it'll be up on the weekend. ;u; I don't have the tablet here to take a picture of it right now....
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Wopter: What are you gonna do with that? >:c
oki :'D
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Akuma: isn't it obvious?~ *looks completely innocent*
heheh sorry but it'll be uploaded this afternoon instead ;u; I didn't have the time to upload it this weekend....
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Wopter: no, no it isnt >:c
Ok ok :'3
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Akuma: well then I'll just show you~ *happily presses the wire against wet clothes and watches the sparks fly in amusement*
(lol this is a different Akuma for this only xD she's normally not so... inhumane? |D )
here it is~ c:
[link]
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Wopter: O_X *the elecrticity makes his hair and tail be very pointy*
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Akuma: *observing* hmmmm... are you still alive??~ *smiles innocently again*
did you even look at it?? ;A;
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Wopter: Electricity wont do anything but messing up my hair c: ...by the way, MY HAIR >8C
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Akuma: ohh don't worry. I can cut it so it doesn't get messy anymore. :3
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Wopter: Cut my hair and I cut your legs e3e
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Akuma: and how would you plan to do that? you're all strapped up. *smiles* and if you weren't, my blood is chains. it wouldn't take long to trap you, I'm sure. now... *holds out some scissors (where'd she even get them to?...)* where were we??~
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Wopter: Do whatever you want *breaks the straps in his arms and legs* but dont touch my hair, you dont how you're messing with, less with a LV2 *crosses arms*
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Akuma: ... *shrugs* what are you gonna do? try to kill me? it won't work. and as for you breaking my legs, they'll heal over within the hour. a lovely bonus of being a demonic creature~ *she pokes Wopter's nose with a giggle* and you think I couldn't tell you were stronger than usual right now? I wasn't born yesterday. *ponders* actually, I wasn't even born in this century.... *shrugs again and burns the scissors to dust (how is that possible?? meh... just rolling with it)* there. is that better, bunny?? *smiling abnormally sweetly as she pats his head, as if she never tried anything to him in the first place*
((that was long to write ;A; I applaud you if you read it all xD ))
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Wopter: Look girl just by looking at you, you arent the strongest kind of demon, creature, god, or whatever you are with what I have deal with, I dont care if you were born yesterday or 1 million years ago, I dont care if you're a human or a deman or a god or a mytical creature. I dont like problems, what's more, I use to avoid them when they are pointless, and darling *expulses some energy from his head making her hand moves backward* Do not touch my hair please uwu
(I actually did xD)
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Akuma: somebody obsesses over his hair more than any female I've ever met~
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