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Published: 2012-09-28 14:39:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 16935; Favourites: 506; Downloads: 97
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Why I Hate My Life:Despite the fact that I'm a trained professional
I have to work odd-jobs making deliveries on a motorcycle
The only girl who I ever loved
was just using me as a replacement
The only girl that actually likes me
runs a bar and took over my house
I don't have the guts to kick her out
so I end up sleeping at an abandoned church
I've recently picked up a strange rash
it hurts and I have to wear sleeves to cover it
My only friends are a guy that never comes out from a forest
and a girl that's always looking to steal the meager possessions I have
Everything sucks really
because the one person who cared about me
is already dead...
He was my army buddy, always cool, always the best
I visit his grave sometimes, in the middle of long deliveries
The worst part about everything though
is the fact that the one guy who made my life hell
The one guy who took everything important away from me
just came back to town a few minutes ago...
And you know what he said the moment our eyes met?
"It's been awhile, Cloud..."
-Chen Yuan Wen, 28th September 2012
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haha this is an old piece but still funny ^^
- Chennie
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I don't know what I was expecting...
XD Goddammit, I fell for that...
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Glad for the feel :3
-Captain Chen of the Black Fedora Pirates
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I am so glad I thought of FF7 before I got to the end XD This is really good though. It starts out sad, but when you realize that it's actually a joke, you can't help but giggle ^^
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Bwahaha, thank you for enjoying it. Hopefully you enjoy my new works coming out soon ^^
-Captain Chen of the Black Fedora Pirates
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I def will <3 Sarah and I can't wait until we see your new work ^^
Oh, and in case you haven't noticed, though I'm sure it's quite obvious, my name is Simone ^^ I liked your page recently XD Not a smart thing to do, have Sarah and I on the same page...
You poor, poor man
Sorry in advance!
{Sarah's next to me agreeing and laughing XD}
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Ooooo so you're the two, please comment more, I love engaging in conversation ^^
When I'm not busy as all hell :3 xD (I still totally haven't replied to your notes ad I need to do that soon)
-Captain Chen of the Black Fedora Pirates
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*flail*
Yeah XD
Really though, we can be a bit much, so if we're ever overwhelming, just tell us :T
Haha, I totally get that ^^ It's no worries dear!
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Nah its cool :3 New idea on Facebook, let me know what you two think rofl.
-Captain Chen of the Black Fedora Pirates
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You put this guy through hell....... LOVE IT!!! 
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It's about Cloud from FF7 (particularly from Advent children), if you know the character it'll make more sense. This is clearly a satire though, it's parodying the normal poems about people that hate their life, by using a video game character ^^ Hope this helps
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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Bwahaha thank ye :3
-Captain Chenbeard o' th' Black Fedora Pirates
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I got kinf of sad when I read that pert about Zack, because in my opinion he was one of the best FF characters ever I also kind of cryed when he died too.
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Aye, it is sad indeed
-Captain Chenbeard o' th' Black Fedora Pirates
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Is it bad that I knew at "I have to do odd jobs making deliveries" already? xD It is bad, isn't it? *headdesk*
I think I've watched that movie one too many times.
I'm usually the person going "durr I don't get it" even at the end, making others facepalm. Maybe my brain is just tuned to Final Fantasy since I'm playing x right now? ^^'
Very funny either way. ;3
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not faving it because i dont like cloud .. but otherwise its an awesome piece!
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Haha I read the last word and I'm like, "this is totally final fantasy.' Good work, Chen.
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I loved this, it was funny yet I felt bad for Cloud xD. It's nice to see a simpler and more care-free style once in a while 
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Heh, this was epic xD First I thought it was serious, but then.. yeah... I saw the rest. I love you works^^
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That's great loved it. Had to re-read it again after the last line however
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I thought this was real for a minute, I was sad and wanted to cry -_________- *facepalms*
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didn't get it:/
im guessing some game or movie reference, or whatever the hell ff7 is
i really should take more interest in pop culture, one cant keep watching movies from the good days, im also guessing this isn't horror, further explains why i have no knowledge of it
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Final Fantasy 7 was probably one of the hit games of the 90s. The villain and protagonist. Sephiroth and Cloud respectively are in Kingdom Hearts and Dissidia and in many other games as well.
Basically they are icons, but since you are young you probably don't know them well xD
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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alright. the 90s games i really only ever play are the mortal kombat three original instalments (arcade emulator on xbox) and like halo CE and quake2. and like, pokemon and mario, no real rpgs
meh, i guess this would be like asking a little kid now if they ever played the original Ratchet and Clank,
thank you for being the third freakin person to clarify, i now feel like a criminal for not having known what ff7 is due to the amount of shock in the other 2 replies.
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Haha, it's okay ^^ You're not a criminal, many of the younger gen don't know Cloud and Sephiroth xD
I mean...even worse are villains like the Emperor, Garland, Ex-Death, Kefka...these guys are never even mentioned xD
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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thanks for calling me a not-criminal cap
-the dude with all the swords in the sangue-padre
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Of course you aren't one O_O
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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FF7 stands for Final Fantasy 7. If you haven't heard of it- no that's just crazy you must've. It's an extremely popular video game with some movies based off of it. ^-^
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*feels stupid for not knowing what it is*
the videogames I play with my friends are call of duty, minecraft and halo, take me out of those and im lost
and the movies I watch are either horror, or superhero movies, Im gonna guess that it is neither of these
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Have you ever heard of Kingdom Hearts or- never mind 
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kingdom hearts is the one with goofy and donald and the keysword thing?
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Indeed, yeah that's the same creators of FF collabed with Disney.
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ahh, cool
your username makes me guess you like blood on the dance floor
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Ah, good guess. Indeed you are correct.
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theey are pretty good, not my usual listen, but they have good music, i tend to lean more to escape the fate, and like deuce and hollywood undead
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Ah, I'm not much for Escape the Fate since Ronnie left so I listen to Falling in reverse now but I like deuce and hollywood undead as well.
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I personally like craig better, and I find ronnie is better in FIR thn ETF,
and then ronnie spits a badass rap
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It's written from the perspective of Cloud from the video game Final Fantasy 7, specifically written during the time frame of the movie FF7: Advent Children.
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Thank you, im still relatively clueless, but ive looked up final fantasy 7 and i kinda get it a tad more now, not much, but still.
see, i only really play three videogames, all of these online with my friends, call of duty, minecraft and halo, and outside of that, there is little I know of videogames, i know darksiders cus i was researching the book of revelations a while back
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