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identificativa?
e che ne sai tu, del mio regime alimentare?
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thats a lovely fly portrait.
when i was younger, about 10/ 11, i was obsessed with killing flies.
i'd wait out on my patio in the back garden and hit them when they landed on the hot cement with a flip-flop.
the tiny corpses i'd float in a bowl of water.
i don't know why.
anyway, one day i hit this huge fly; freaking HUGE. a horse fly or something.
it revolted me so much i cut the little body up with one of the rusty garden knives my mother would leave lying around.
one cut through the compound eyes.
another cut through the hideous golden abdomen.
afterwards i fucked off and watched tv or something.
coming back into the garden later on in the day, i remembered this huge fly i'd swatted and went back to where i had left it.
to my horror, the middle section had come back to life; even with the top of its head missing and the arse end cut off, it was standing back up, as a fly does, as if nothing had happened.
i ran terrified back into the house.
never before, and thankfully never since has my skin crawled so much as it did then.
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Nothing could be so perfect. I wanted to see this for a long time.
Good close up my friend. Who will take the credit for this beautiful death.
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thanx justin.
I think all the credit goes to death itself.
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so subtle in it's blur, and yet crystal clear. drop dead indeed. But you know, sometimes the fly returns...
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hope it wont return with a whole swarm of angry friends...
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angry zombiefriends. on fire.
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let them come. I'm ready. I'm having another last fix of insecticide right now.
I'm so full of venom that they couldnt even get near me. hahaha.
I win.
... or not?
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aha, but you see, they shoot acid shrimp from their huge multiplefacetted eyes. The acid will react with the incesticide and set YOU on fire. The zombieflies always win. It's the laws of physics, man.
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from the eyes, yes. correct. this never happened to you before?
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No. I dont have eyes.
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you don't need to. all you need is the right amount of opiates.
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mmhh. ok. how much is the right amount?
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double the deadly dose. since it's double you get resurrected and become an opium-zombie which is the physical state needed for this adventure. But I think maybe you should avoid the dying-business, I'd miss you a lot. And I don't think opium-zombies are allowed here in deviantart....
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haha, you'd miss me... thanx for making me feel sooooo important!
anyway, I'm afraid that devart is like a home for zombies of all kind, it is enough to check how many fav's can get one of the many insipid daily deviations...
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seriously. I would. sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much
yes but that's disintegrity zombies. quite different. The devart managment is actually zombie-racist I recently found out. No opium zombies allowed whatsoever. Shot on sight even. Guess opium gives you to much imagination.
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thanx, sometimes simplicity can be enough complex to cause serious troubles.
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indeed.
but life breeds death, and viceversa.
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yeah, no more fecal bacteria on my sandwich.
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you mean, sucking a fly can cause death?
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hey you don't know where that fly was ^^
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this is the best answer to such a dilemma.
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