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"Another one," said Judy. "Let me guess, prank on the new guy?"
"Yes," said Sean.
Judy drew a long sigh. "You'll never stop, will you?"
"Is there a law against it?"
"Got the paper work?"
Sean set it on Judy's desk. "See you when we flatten him again."

Brian was his whole self and sitting in the waiting room. He stood up, but sat back down as he felt light headed. "I'm sorry," said Judy. "Those guys - I can't even."
"I knew it was coming," said Brian. "Time for my wringer wash?"
"Yes. Industry standard."
Brian rocked back and forth for his wash and rinse cycle, and after getting put through the wringer, his flattened body was posted on a line. The very flattened Brian basked in the warmth of the afternoon sun, and felt the soothing sensation of the iron on his skin later on. He then became his whole self again.
Judy added Brian's name to the database. "Again, I'm sorry."
"I'm not," said Brian. "Rather me than someone else who may doesn't want to, or can't handle it."
"You knew it was going to happen?"

Judy got a visit later that day from a Talent Agent. "The strawberry ginger on the line earlier, what can you tell me about him?"
"What would you like to know?"
"We represent Jonah the Jock, and we would like to propose something to Brian."

Brian later told his friends over beer that it was like an amusement park ride. "Getting put through the wringer was just as awesome."
"So you're down with being flattened?"
Brian's eyes lit up as he smiled. "Looking forward to my next round."
That was when his phone rang, and Brian got the call that would forever change his life.

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"Another one," said Judy. "Let me guess, prank on the new guy?"
"Yes," said Sean.
Judy drew a long sigh. "You'll never stop, will you?"
"Is there a law against it?"
"Got the paper work?"
Sean set it on Judy's desk. "See you when we flatten him again."

Brian was his whole self and sitting in the waiting room. He stood up, but sat back down as he felt light headed. "I'm sorry," said Judy. "Those guys - I can't even."
"I knew it was coming," said Brian. "Time for my wringer wash?"
"Yes. Industry standard."
Brian rocked back and forth for his wash and rinse cycle, and after getting put through the wringer, his flattened body was posted on a line. The very flattened Brian basked in the warmth of the afternoon sun, and felt the soothing sensation of the iron on his skin later on. He then became his whole self again.
Judy added Brian's name to the database. "Again, I'm sorry."
"I'm not," said Brian. "Rather me than someone else who may doesn't want to, or can't handle it."
"You knew it was going to happen?"

Judy got a visit later that day from a Talent Agent. "The strawberry ginger on the line earlier, what can you tell me about him?"
"What would you like to know?"
"We represent Jonah the Jock, and we would like to propose something to Brian."

Brian later told his friends over beer that it was like an amusement park ride. "Getting put through the wringer was just as awesome."
"So you're down with being flattened?"
Brian's eyes lit up as he smiled. "Looking forward to my next round."
That was when his phone rang, and Brian got the call that would forever change his life.