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xcosmetic — Marry Me (Prussia x Reader)

Published: 2013-03-11 21:41:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 35012; Favourites: 778; Downloads: 20
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Description “Kesesesesese~ this is just awesome, West!”
Germany looked up from the book he was reading and glared at Prussia.
“Are you talking about yourself again?” Germany asked irratation clear in his voice. Prussia let out another cackle.
“No Luddy. I’m talking about my wedding proposal to [Name]!” Germany’s eye twitched at the mention of his nickname, but grew insterested. Prussia wasn’t really commited to anything so this should be fun to watch.
“And how are you going to propose to her?”
A smirk slowly formed on Prussia’s face.
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“Hey Gil! What brings you here?” you asked the albino who suddenly appeared at your front door.
“I just wanted to see my awesome girlfriend.” You sighed.
“Do you add awesome to every single sentence that comes out of you mouth?”
“Hey babe, can you go make me an awesome sandwich.” Prussia asked, not listening to a word you just said. You huffed and scurried to the kitchen.
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While you were off making the snack, Prussia took the ring out of his pocket and plopped it in his mouth. Now all he had to do was get you to kiss him and slide the ring in your mouth. The plan was full proof.
“Here’s that sandwich you wanted, your highness.” You said with an irritated grin. Prussia smiled and puckered his lips.
“Eh? Is this my reward for bringing you the sandwich? I was hoping for something more…exciting if you know what I mean.” You let a sly smirk sliacross your face.
Prussia’s pants felt a lot tighter at the moment and he gulped. Wait if he gulped that means… THE RING WENT DOWN HIS THROAT! Prussia began to choke, jumping out of his chair and gripping the coffee table in front of him.
“O my god! Gilbert what’s wrong!” Prussia pointed at his throat while trying to dislodge the ring out of his windpipe.
“Ummm, Ok! I’ll use the Heimlich!” you rushed behind him, wrapped your arms around his torso, and squeezed as hard as you could. Whatever was stuck in his throat was now across the room. Prussia gasped for air. You slowly rubbed his back, trying to soothe him. Once he caught his breath he turned to you.
“Hey why don’t you go and pick it up, [Name].”
You were confused, but walked over to the object anyway. Once it was in your eyesight you let out a squeal of delight. The object was a diamond ring that looked really expensive. You turned towards Prussia and tackled him to the ground. He started laughing, a blush evident on his face, but after a few minutes you grew angry.
“Gilbert! You idiot! You almost made me a widow and we’re not even married yet!”
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Comments: 160

Loptr-of-Sassgard [2017-08-11 09:31:14 +0000 UTC]

This is so freaking perfect 😂😂😂😂

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XcookiesXvsXmuffins [2016-08-07 09:06:38 +0000 UTC]

sweet and cute very funny~!

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Zumtimezfeelinkindum [2016-02-13 21:03:28 +0000 UTC]

 

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NailsRose [2016-02-10 22:11:58 +0000 UTC]

Definitely knew that was going to happen XD

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Lolitagirl671 [2015-11-07 11:22:23 +0000 UTC]

HahahahahH!

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fnafcoolness [2015-09-13 06:23:27 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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Girl4558 [2015-09-06 02:27:36 +0000 UTC]

lol this was hilarious xD

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maiteapink [2015-07-06 15:30:07 +0000 UTC]

*Germany face palming in the background*

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Kat0365 [2015-06-03 04:45:48 +0000 UTC]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. GDI PRUSSIA XD

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Randomsinger11 [2015-05-08 22:26:22 +0000 UTC]

E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EPIC FAIL!!!

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rosepink0011 [2015-04-09 10:53:02 +0000 UTC]

That was a fail prussia, my love, but thats alright. I still love you.

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ToxikHedgehog [2015-03-26 04:09:09 +0000 UTC]

That was kinda a fail on your part, Gil.

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sokoakaberry [2015-03-15 14:22:37 +0000 UTC]

Well...that was a very awesome story...Awesome. Very. Awe.soMeㅇㅂㅇㅎㅋㅎ

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AshleynWoods [2015-03-07 15:26:40 +0000 UTC]

Gilbert you idiot!!

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HATETWILITELOVEKIRBY [2015-01-27 22:43:04 +0000 UTC]

If my boyfriend (if I had one) told me to  go make me a sandwich I would make it without complaint but then make it like pickle, peanut butter, and onion sandwich. With lots of black pepper mixed in with the mayonnaise.

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greenemerald200 [2015-01-19 12:28:05 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS LIKE SO PERFECT <3 looooove it! ^^

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Bunnylover811 In reply to greenemerald200 [2015-02-03 05:52:24 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE YOUR ICON!!

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ZaniZannaDragonQueen [2015-01-19 06:01:46 +0000 UTC]

Omfg C'X I died!! Adorkable and funny~!! Love it!

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Arido-Yuna [2015-01-03 01:07:24 +0000 UTC]

It was a awesome proposal of the awesome Prussia to his awesome girlfriend xD
It makes awesome tears fall out my awesome eyes xD

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QuantumTrance [2014-11-08 10:23:41 +0000 UTC]

dat ending XD

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SolarSystemGoddess [2014-08-01 01:23:33 +0000 UTC]

Prussia: Vill you go make me an awesome sandvich?

Me:*Sarcasm* Abso-FUCKING-lutely Gil!! *Walk's to the kitchen saying word's in my countries language, Panamalian*

Prussia: O^O? Zhe fuck??

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Ray711 [2014-07-26 01:51:27 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Make you a sandwich? You're hilarious, Gilly... Now YOU go make ME a sand which.

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AnzhelikaBraginski [2014-06-30 06:09:51 +0000 UTC]

Prussia i love you but.. ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS??

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InuAshi86 [2014-06-26 16:32:05 +0000 UTC]

XD Prussia

I can't tell if it was a proposal fail 

I mean it worked, but...

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Jazzy-Jazzy-Woo-Woo [2014-06-07 08:51:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh my XD I love this so much

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mskoolkatiful [2014-05-14 18:42:42 +0000 UTC]

lol when he asked me to go make a sandwich i would have said "no go make your own sandwich you ass" and thrown a tomato or something in his face XD good story though i loved it!!

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Cupcakeofdoom13 In reply to mskoolkatiful [2014-06-09 02:10:11 +0000 UTC]

I would have done the same XD

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ROMANO-CRESS [2014-05-13 00:34:08 +0000 UTC]

ROFL

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Xxkawaiipanda2000xX [2014-05-01 19:18:00 +0000 UTC]

Well that was sexy.

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Explosion245 [2014-04-25 02:44:09 +0000 UTC]

“Gilbert! You idiot! You almost made me a widow and we’re not even married yet!"


HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Icyangel12 [2014-04-17 20:25:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh sweet god Prussia you should know better ya hold the ring with your teeth so i doesn't go down your throught

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Miss-Inuyasha [2014-04-14 02:58:17 +0000 UTC]

but........you didn't do Germany

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Miss-Inuyasha [2014-04-14 02:52:05 +0000 UTC]

last line LOL

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ElanaAK [2014-03-16 22:09:18 +0000 UTC]

It's definitely a moment to always remember.
Friend: how did your husband propose
Me: he choked on it an I had to do the Heimlich, and then it shot across the room, and he asked me to go and get it after it was lodged out of his throat.

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FoxTheMagnificent [2014-03-12 23:00:42 +0000 UTC]

I just realized that Prussia is basically Russia with a P in the front, not that I really matters or anything just a thought. (This just proves how slow I really am)

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AlisSparrow [2014-03-07 03:14:13 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! Such a Prussia moment, my God. 

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naomiphantomhive1 [2014-03-02 23:12:20 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my germany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PickleQueenOfNinjas [2014-03-02 15:43:41 +0000 UTC]

Only in hetalia...

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narutoEATsasuke [2014-02-27 01:08:20 +0000 UTC]

wow, this  totally  sounds  like  something  America  would  do  XD  but  it  works  just  as  well  with  Prussia!!!!

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SoulEvans12 [2014-02-05 23:37:19 +0000 UTC]

He almost died!! why am I laughing at this? 


nice story


ps: Prussia be like: Go pick up the thing that was just lodged in my throat 

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HetalianSunflower [2014-01-12 17:59:23 +0000 UTC]

Me: *sigh* O Gil... You can be so stupid at times.


Gilbert: No I'm not, frau! I'm awesome~!


Me: *groans and hugs him* I //guess//...


Gilbert: *cheers*

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xofandompridexo [2013-12-30 18:34:01 +0000 UTC]

Lol THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!!!~ Gil's way of proposal was......unique.......... He almost died!!! But he didn't I LOVE YOU GIL!!!!! *glomps Gil*

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seffykoepsel [2013-12-11 22:26:53 +0000 UTC]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, only with gilbert would he almost die proposing. bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Not funny frau!


yes it is.


NEIN!


hehehehehehehehehehehe -annoys gilbert-

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Femdenmark92 [2013-11-11 01:50:01 +0000 UTC]

Kesesese oh Prussia XD

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Mr-Fandom-Kun [2013-10-21 00:35:11 +0000 UTC]

xD Hahaha oh Gilbert

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Lullabydream [2013-10-07 10:17:15 +0000 UTC]

So funny >< 

Besides its called 'Heimlichgriff'

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xcosmetic In reply to Lullabydream [2013-10-07 14:56:40 +0000 UTC]

We call it Heimlich Maneuver in America.

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Lullabydream In reply to xcosmetic [2013-10-07 15:15:06 +0000 UTC]

Sorry i was on 'germanmode '(sweatdrop)   Sorry   

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xcosmetic In reply to Lullabydream [2013-10-07 16:42:47 +0000 UTC]

It's alright. Heimlich is a German word right? It's natrual that you'd want to correct me.~

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Lullabydream In reply to xcosmetic [2013-10-07 21:58:46 +0000 UTC]

thankS for understanding

But im still sorry

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