Comments: 66
MaverickGunner [2017-11-17 15:03:31 +0000 UTC]
Kartana: Sliced a building in half by mistake, is smol boi
Celesteela: Flies around at the speed of sound, is a fucking building
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xX2WolfFeather1Xx [2017-11-12 21:17:42 +0000 UTC]
I mean I had a feeling this pokémon was HUGE but holy shit I didn't think it was THAT huge and tall. It reminds of some mega or something from one of those futuristic animes.
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ikarnival [2017-03-06 16:00:40 +0000 UTC]
its impossible to see kartana in the first sight
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Vague-Details In reply to ikarnival [2017-10-09 03:48:46 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I didn't notice it either until the description said there was more than one in the chart.
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CRAN64 [2017-01-31 06:19:48 +0000 UTC]
thats one big blast....
(reads description and sees kartana)
AAAAAAAW! XD
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World530 [2017-01-26 00:10:57 +0000 UTC]
its smaller than Juno
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shockaLocKer [2017-01-18 12:03:55 +0000 UTC]
Oh god I just noticed Kartana on the bottom left after 1 minute of looking at Celesteela.
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Xelku9 In reply to shockaLocKer [2017-01-18 14:51:26 +0000 UTC]
Yeah. Kartana is a really small thing for something with the power to cut anything.
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shockaLocKer In reply to Xelku9 [2017-01-19 02:56:53 +0000 UTC]
It's essentially a Ninja. Think about it.
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DangerFuryGirl [2017-01-04 22:44:25 +0000 UTC]
I half expected Celesteela to be bigger than that, like, way bigger, but I feel just slightly more comfortable that it's not a gargantuan rocket-like beast. It's still pretty big, though.
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Vague-Details In reply to DangerFuryGirl [2017-10-09 03:50:11 +0000 UTC]
Just imagine having one actually in front of you. I'd be unnerved by it.
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DangerFuryGirl In reply to Vague-Details [2017-10-09 04:03:38 +0000 UTC]
I'd either,
a) Faint
b) Fall backwards
c) Back away as fast as I can
But yeah, it's still pretty freaking massive.
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KenTheNekomata [2016-12-22 00:41:05 +0000 UTC]
*sings*
holy f**king sh*t It's a dinosaur, jesus christ!
WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!
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downiket [2016-12-18 02:11:47 +0000 UTC]
Kartana's only tall enough to reach your ankle, but has more attack than Mega Rayquaza and can cut down a whole fucking steel building with one strike.
What.
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PinkDuskStone In reply to downiket [2017-06-23 06:33:15 +0000 UTC]
Paper cuts hurt more than one would think.
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JW-Gojifan In reply to PinkDuskStone [2017-08-07 07:16:18 +0000 UTC]
As much as I agree with that statement, I'd say cardboard cuts hurt just as bad.
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ganondorfl [2016-12-14 00:36:36 +0000 UTC]
*looks at celesteela looking like a huge rocket* huston ... we got a bigass problem
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oreos69 [2016-12-10 07:05:44 +0000 UTC]
not gonna lie... I didn't even see Kartana until I read your description. heh, whoops. still though, don't know how many people expected Celesteela to be that large. I know I wasn't.
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Vague-Details In reply to oreos69 [2017-10-09 03:52:41 +0000 UTC]
Especially when Groudon looks like it'd be at least 40 feet tall or something, especially given it's HUGE in the Anime (Kyogre too) but in ORAS they apparently aren't much bigger than you, a ten year old child. Fucking hell...
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Pokemon52Fighter [2016-12-06 06:25:40 +0000 UTC]
Looker: "I don't know what the hell you're feeding her, but she is TOO DAMN BIG!" (Rush Hour reference)
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CosmicCodiac1 [2016-12-04 20:02:29 +0000 UTC]
Kartana is so smol, I love it
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clariktheking [2016-12-04 17:37:23 +0000 UTC]
i love how celesteela looks like bamboo
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JW-Gojifan In reply to clariktheking [2017-08-07 07:17:09 +0000 UTC]
Read the Tale of the Bamboo Cutter and there is your inspiration.
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Cydra630 [2016-12-02 03:42:36 +0000 UTC]
Did you know that this size chart is referenced on TV Tropes to show just how gigantic Celesteela is?
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Xelku9 In reply to Cydra630 [2016-12-02 03:44:49 +0000 UTC]
Show me.
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Xelku9 In reply to Cydra630 [2016-12-02 03:59:35 +0000 UTC]
Wow.
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Cydra630 In reply to Xelku9 [2016-12-02 04:02:56 +0000 UTC]
I'd consider that quite a compliment.
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ICB-Penguin [2016-11-29 20:14:09 +0000 UTC]
I should name Kartana Hanzo, because paper samurai
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ZeWqt In reply to ICB-Penguin [2017-01-06 04:51:27 +0000 UTC]
I nammed one of my Kartana "Weeb Sword". Ironically, it's the one with the best nature among my four Kartana.
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travellingtraveller [2016-11-28 02:23:22 +0000 UTC]
Kartana: Glorious Ultra space paper, folded over a gazillion time, can cut air in half, will die to littlest of flames. (seriously tho, it's special defense is absolutely pathetic.
celesteela: She's a big gal.
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Insanitite [2016-11-27 10:26:36 +0000 UTC]
OH MY GOD
I knew UB-04 Blade was small but I didn't think it was gonna be that small.
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Xelku9 In reply to Insanitite [2016-11-27 16:37:20 +0000 UTC]
Me neither. It kinda makes sense with it looking like an origami thing. But what about UB-04 Blaster? Its HUGE!!!
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Insanitite In reply to Xelku9 [2016-11-27 20:06:32 +0000 UTC]
Yeah I know and who saw "Blaster" coming?
Actually, Its not quite finished yet but I've an Ultra-Beast Fan Theory Fiesta on the way. I'll let you know when its finished if you want?
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Ariedragonoid21 [2016-11-26 14:06:12 +0000 UTC]
man...she so "BIG"
Like you own a living bamboo rocket if you got one
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Flainfan [2016-11-24 03:10:18 +0000 UTC]
Damn.
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Xelku9 In reply to Flainfan [2016-11-24 03:13:38 +0000 UTC]
Got that right
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JustaRandomGourgeist [2016-11-22 11:18:47 +0000 UTC]
Hard to believe that Kartana, being dat small, can slice up AN ENTIRE STEEL BUILDING
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Xelku9 In reply to JustaRandomGourgeist [2016-11-22 21:39:40 +0000 UTC]
The ultra beasts. Defying the laws of our dimension.
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84pokedude [2016-11-21 21:19:28 +0000 UTC]
Holy shit! Who would've thought Kartana would be that small?
And where did the Sugimori art come from?
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