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Pip sat on the sidewalk, waiting quietly as Damien strode down the street, coming back from his dad's fight with Jesus

"So Damien, how'd it go?"

"Just as planned." Damien said in a bored manner, "Dad took a dive, and everyone in this lame town just lost a crap-load of money."

"I feel a bit bad for the towns-people, but well done on your father's success Damien!" He said as Damien took a seat beside him. He sighed, "I wish our plan had gone that well..."

Damien frowned, "I know. It's all the stupid Kyle guy's fault for pissing him off," Damien grumbled.

Pip patted his back, giving an encouraging smile "It's okay, though. Not all evil plans work out the way you want them too...but everyone still had a bad time and that's what counts, isn't it ?"

"I guess..."

Pip nodded, "Oh! Damien, that reminds me..."

"Yeah?"

"How come when you blew me up eariler it didn't hurt? It actualy felt pretty good. Like that tingly feeling you get on a roller coaster."

Damien rolled his eyes, "You think I'd blow up the one person in this town I actualy likewithout some protection?"

Pip's mouth quirked up a little, "You...you like me?"

"Of course I like you, why else would I hang out with you?" Damien asked, rolling his eyes. "You're the only one here that doesn't hate me just because I'm the anti-christ."

Pip's mouth curled up in a smile, "So, does that make us...freinds Damien?"

Damien scoffed at the notion "I am the son of Satan, I don't have no need for freinds" he asserted, " But I could always use a consort."

"What's a consort?"

"In the simplest of terms it's like a partnership...only I would be in charge and you would have to do as I say."

"That works for me" Pip said smiling.

Damien slowly returned the smile, not having expected Pip to accept his offer.

They both sat there for a few moments, staring into space. "Let's go watch fat boy eat himself stupid on all that poisoned food" Damien said standing and brushing himself off.

Pip also stood hurrying to catch up with him as Damien started walking.

"Righto, Damien!"

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Pip sat on the sidewalk, waiting quietly as Damien strode down the street, coming back from his dad's fight with Jesus

"So Damien, how'd it go?"

"Just as planned." Damien said in a bored manner, "Dad took a dive, and everyone in this lame town just lost a crap-load of money."

"I feel a bit bad for the towns-people, but well done on your father's success Damien!" He said as Damien took a seat beside him. He sighed, "I wish our plan had gone that well..."

Damien frowned, "I know. It's all the stupid Kyle guy's fault for pissing him off," Damien grumbled.

Pip patted his back, giving an encouraging smile "It's okay, though. Not all evil plans work out the way you want them too...but everyone still had a bad time and that's what counts, isn't it ?"

"I guess..."

Pip nodded, "Oh! Damien, that reminds me..."

"Yeah?"

"How come when you blew me up eariler it didn't hurt? It actualy felt pretty good. Like that tingly feeling you get on a roller coaster."

Damien rolled his eyes, "You think I'd blow up the one person in this town I actualy likewithout some protection?"

Pip's mouth quirked up a little, "You...you like me?"

"Of course I like you, why else would I hang out with you?" Damien asked, rolling his eyes. "You're the only one here that doesn't hate me just because I'm the anti-christ."

Pip's mouth curled up in a smile, "So, does that make us...freinds Damien?"

Damien scoffed at the notion "I am the son of Satan, I don't have no need for freinds" he asserted, " But I could always use a consort."

"What's a consort?"

"In the simplest of terms it's like a partnership...only I would be in charge and you would have to do as I say."

"That works for me" Pip said smiling.

Damien slowly returned the smile, not having expected Pip to accept his offer.

They both sat there for a few moments, staring into space. "Let's go watch fat boy eat himself stupid on all that poisoned food" Damien said standing and brushing himself off.

Pip also stood hurrying to catch up with him as Damien started walking.

"Righto, Damien!"