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xJeffThePshycoKiller β Jeff Is In Your Window.
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Published: 2013-06-30 20:56:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 514; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 0
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Hello. XD
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=3= ..... You're late xD
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Fool!
A wizard is never late
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*resists urge to laugh, coughs instead and regains stature* Well you were this time, but I believe I can dismiss it as... Fashionably late.
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No darling I believe I was... 
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..... You forgot to do an awesome hair toss with that.
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... I'm so disappointed in myself
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Flip thy hair and all is forgiven.
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*epic hair flip of wonderful lustrousness* are you satisfied?
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*closes camera recorder, placing it back in my pocket* Yes. Yes I am.
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....you were recording.
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Yes. Yes I was.
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O_O
...why?
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This *pulls out recorder and plays it in slow motion* no reason
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...You sick, twisted individual.
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THAT COMING FROM JEFF THE KILLER??
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Yeah then you KNOW it's bad.
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Sure sure whatever.
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Hey I'M not the one taking creepy videos of people.
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whatevs you loved it and you know it. Going to post this brb *turns on heels to walk away*
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*grabs you by the collar of your shirt*
Waaaaaaiiiiit a minute.
....You're.... posting that?
I can't let you do that.
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Really.
I will kill you here and now.
Don't doubt that I will.
I can't let anyone see that video. O_O
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I expect payment. Cash. =3=
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What!? Why would I pay you?
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As compensation for this not ending up on the internet
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... I hate you.
So much.
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I'm sure you do.
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Please I'm begging you - don't put it up on the internet... it'll ruin my good reputation. TTATT
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JEFF THE KILLER. GOOD REPUTATION??
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Well good as in bad like so bad I'm good.
Good at being bad.
Catch my drift?
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Yeah, I get ya. Soo... OK, I'm bored, so here, have it *tosses camera* BU
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*Confused* ...That's it?
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Meh, sure, why not BU xD
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.....I don't understand you.
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I don't understand me :3
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*narrows eyes* ...touchΓ©.
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So... Now what? Kill ppl?
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OH HELL YEs
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*pulls out cleaver* ONWARRRDDDDD
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*pulls out carrot* YEAAAAAHHHHHH! LET'S GO!!!
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*slices your carrot in half* >83
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0O0 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!?? Curse you!!!!!
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Who, me? I didn't do anything...
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...I loved that carrot. Loved it like it was my own child. And now? Now it's nothing but SOUP INGREDIENTS.
INGREDIENTS.
FOR SOUP.
MY CHILD IS.
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Ingredients for soup your child is? Offended you are? A shit I do not give XD
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What if it was your child though???
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But its not :3
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Okay humor me here.
Imagine... if it was.
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