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(These are small little ways you can annoy him. ^-^ This skips around a lot.)

You currently were dragging a dead body onto the sub.. Oh- I said that wrong.. No, actually, you were. You kept yelling for Law to come outside. When he did, he was just confused. "Can you fix him?" You point towards the marine. Law face-palms and turns around to go back inside the sub.
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Oops. You made a great decision. You had snuck into the lab with a bucket of sea water.. Well, you have an idea of what happens next. You had ran up behind him and poured it on him. Now, you were in a battle with your drenched Captain. "(Y/n)-ya.." He growls preparing to use his powers. Frantically, you search for a weapon. Uh, uh! THAT! You grabbed Law's stethoscope off of the table. You begin to violently swing it at him. You are so dead..
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You just have to keep doing things, don't you? Giggling, you skip up to Law and Kid. You could tell by their faces they were in an argument. You tap on Law's shoulder, causing him to turn. "What, (Y/n)-ya?" Grinning you say, "Bepo said he likes me more!" Law only rolls his eyes and turns back to Kid. "Fine, ignore me. Continue on with your lovers quarrel." You earn a growl from Kid and Law as you walk away. You can't help but to add on one last thing. "I LOVE YOUR LIPSTICK, KID. WHERE DID YOU BUY IT?" You take off running as soon as the words leave your lips, not before hearing Law's chuckle.
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"Why are you bugging me? Go." Your Captain waves you off. "No, this is really important.." You pause before you begin poking every spot on his jeans. He turns and glares, "Would you stop?" You shake your head and then proceed to poke the spots on his hat. He only sighs and takes his hat off. You instantly snatch it up and run away with it.
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"LAW!" You screeched, "I NEED A BAND-AID."

"It's just a paper cut!"