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Maine: (grunts)(growls)(hisses)York: Wash! He's over here! I found him!
Wash: Maine! Stop! What are you doing?! We need one of them alive for interrigation!! No!
Maine (translation): I'll never forgive what these motherf**kers did! They all deserve to die!!
(Note): What do you think caused Maine to act this way towards Elites? There's no wrong answer. Have fun!
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"FOR MY FAMILY AND PLANET, YOU WILL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just try and figure out the reference.
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Meta:Β Let it be known that from this day until the end of the day, vengeance will be mine! Elite, you will not know the meaning of peace for I shall rain misery down upon your pizza-stealing heart!
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Hmm... He's pmsing and they're fun to kill? o-o
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He got his blood all over his nice shiny white armor! how dare her bleed on agent maine!
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A. They stole his voice
B. They killed his family during the halo wars
C. They made him loose his place in his favorite book
D. They peed on him
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That last one was pretty funny. Reminds me of a Southpark episode. lol
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*a few years ago*
Planet Earth
Aperture testing laboratories
Maine: GLaDOS! I have done every test you have asked me to! Now where is my cake!?
GLaDOS: I would give you your cake if I would have any.
Maine: WHAT!!! Was the cake a lie!!??
GLaDOS: No, it's just that...the covenant came here and stole all the cake.
Maine: ...
*Teh future*
Planet Reach
Maine: *running towards a group of ultras* YOU STOLE MY CAKE!!!
Random ultra: What the-*gets punched in the face*
Maine is now on a killing spree destroying every covenant because GLaDOS is a lying b*tch.
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Wow...
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They sponsored Rebecca Black and Justin Beiber to give them a start on their career. Who can blame him.
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He might just hate elites as much caboose hates babies
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The unit from which he was transferred into the Freelancer program was wiped out by Elites? Being badass, he was the only survivor?
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Hmmm... Possibly. lol
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growing hostility from the A.I. experiments, he was bit of a sycho before the implantation. Example, trying to kill tex during a training simulation.
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so you know, would make sense that implantation made him even more crazy.
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Burned his planet to glass... which Maine didn't mind until he remembered that he left his bad-ass helmet and kukri that his friend Emile gave him when they were kids, from that day forth, Maine then fought genocide with genocide.
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Nie-ice.Β Brings the universes together.
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Hmm... Not bad, not bad. Very nice suggestion.
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They filled His gun with cookies--FROM HIS LOOT.
They are now covered in gun oil and inedible. The Elites must die.
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Seriously, what is with you guys saying that Maine/Meta likes cookies?!
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Yeah, I think something like the basic "killed his parents" backstory works better.
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It's FUNNY! 8D Plus, I've decided that, after Season 8, the META turns into a amnesiac, and love cookies. -wise nod-
...And I Love cookies, so there. -eats a cookie-
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Yeah, it's funny for a while, but it later gets annoying. Your comment is fine, but I would really like it if, not just you, but everyone else who does this just takes a break from it all. You know? Sry if this sounded too harsh. I'm just getting tired of these things when I'm really looking for serious comments, or anything else not cookie realated.
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Hmmm... Got it.
Let's see... The Elite said that the META was a weakling, and that without the A.I he couldn't survive a fight against a Grunt. Of course, the META couldn't just sit back and let this puny little thing insult him like that...
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Better, thank you.
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I WOULD say "sorry" but I have a bad habit of going on for hours about how sorry I am, and I have to go to bed soon. Instead, I'll hug you. -GLOMP-
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The Elite was the Simulation Trooper that shot him in the throat.
(The Director didn't specifically say that they were HUMAN Simulation Troopers)
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Meeeeh..... I understand why you would think that, but when were the aliens ever considered simulation troopers? Plus, I don't see why they would be affiliated with the Freelancer Program. I mean, sure we saw CT working with aliens, but that was in the future after the war between humans and aliens had ended, and the two races started working together. Not to mention CT was a rogue Freelancer during that time.
Again, I understand why you would say that, but I just don't see it happening. Sorry if this sounded a little too harsh. I'm just trying to find a more serious answer to why Maine would go into such an enraged state.
But good suggestion though. LOL
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Maine: *Throws one to the ground on it's back then holds the knife to the throat of it* Hrksssssssras!
York: Maine! We don't wanna shoot you... let um' go!
Wash: It won't bring your voice back Maine! Let it go, it didn't do it!
Maine: *hesitates, but quickly pulls the knife only to get shot by York in the arm* HRSSSSSSS! (First these elites, then every last one of those test dumb soldiers in the galaxy!)
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Wash: York! Hold your fire! Maine! You need to relax before we really get serious here!
York: (mumbles) Damn this stupid bad-eye! I can't aim worth shit!
Maine: (growls)(hisses)
Wash: Look Maine. I know what the aliens did was wrong. But killing them all won't fix it.
Maine (translated): You think I'm mad because my voice is gone?! Wash, you still don't understand. You never will!
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Wash never understood until Epsilon showed him what the world was really like... but by then, Maine was too far gone
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Agent Maine: YOU KISSED MY SISTER... PREPARE TO DIE!!!
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(tears up) you said there were no wrong answers... YOU LIED (whips out chainsword)
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Dude, Yumifirefox already made that suggestion. Plus I'm kinda looking for a more serious answer right now. Plus I forgot to mention that Meta 2.0, being a robot and all, doesn't know what cookies are or what to do with them. lol
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Alright then, maybe they killed another freelancer, someone (one of the few) close to him, maybe a grudge against them as a whole, due to destroying his planet.
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That's an excellent suggestion. lol
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