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Published: 2010-06-18 21:45:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 1164; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 20
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I can't remember who inspired this, but it had something to do with a fic and Toni and Veser.Anyway, I decided this is the ULTIMATE OTP: Veser and Pick Up Lines. Some I found are really, really bad. Some are actually pretty funny. (Ples is in this because I am a Pleser fan).
If you want, I am happy to give you more that fall between funny and horrible. I was sad, I ran out of room without putting my favorite, Veser like pick up lines:
"My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome."
"I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle."
And then this thing that isn't so much a pick up line but I saw it scrawled on a pub's bathroom wall and it made me think of Veser, so: "Sea Shanties and Wet Panties".
These characters belong to Tessa Stone and the quotes are from google.
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"GEE I WONDER HOW PLES WOULD FEEL IF VESER CAME AT HIM WITH TEN-BILLION PICK-UP LINES ONE AFTER ANOTHER"
God I love this. 8C I can just picture this and Ples all like "... ... ...8| -MOMENTARY LAPSE OF LOGIC-" <33
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"I can do this all night, Ples."
"Where do you get all of those things?"
"I've been around the block before *winkwink*"
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PFFFFF XD
"S-stop being so lewd, Veser. ////;;"
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"Oh, you know you like it, though. *eyebrows*"
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"-fidgets- B-butveserit'ssodirty. //////////"
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"Dirty is as Dirty does, baby."
(I don't know what that is.)
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"What? I-I didn't even what ///////////"
[If you need to ask, DON'T. :>]
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"I'll give you a nickle to tickle my pickle."
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"DSFGHG-gHHFNSDGN /////"
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"I'd think of more money related pick up lines but they all kinda suck, so let's cut to the chase: you, me, bed."
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"Veser, stop it. >|////////c;;;"
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"... W-well I never said no ////"
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"Well, then, hop on board the Veser train, because it's leaving the station."
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" >|///C -sits in lap-"
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Hahaha Ples is so awkward.
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MMHM
SEXUALLY AWKWARD
-smacked-
... But yeah he is.
Okay, so my mind read "texually awkward" and then suddenly I had this image of Veser teaching Ples to text and then sexting back and forth, five feet from each other. Before realizing there was a better idea in front of them.
/I claim this idea
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Oh my god yes
/You DICK.
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Hahahaha hey, it's 2am and I have a PlesVes contest prize to complete and I couldn't think of anything.
You can totally write like... Conrad teaching Worth to text, though. Pfft.
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You should DO THAT.
FFFFFF I could try, but I would fail so hard since I can't write for the life of me.
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You could draw it, too. I am so going to do that, tomorrow. Because when I write at 2am I use words like "pell-mell" and think Muse is the best word ever.
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That's amazing BC
But yeah, I'll probably draw it tomorrow cause I'm going to Dad's where the good tablet is.
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And then, when I'm finished with the fic, you can draw the VesPles and I can write a fic about Conrad teaching Worth.
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Yaaaay but I won't be able to post it for two weeks 8D CAUSE DAD WON'T LET ME ON HIS INTERTUBES.
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WELL DAMN.
I probably won't get the fic done for weeks, anyway.
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Well, I might, actually. Since it's the contest prize that I really need to finish. XD
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I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
I can't pick just one favorite, but I can pick a few. They include "My sheets are blue" and "Gin and platonic."
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You can never have just ONE bad pickup line as a favorite. THEY'RE LIKE STALE PRINGLES. WHAT.
Thanksss!
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Oh man these are terrible and I love it. XD I also love Veser's expression and how he keeps leaning back in that chair, hahaha.
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That chair was the bane of my existence. Thanks! I love the really bad ones. They're hilarious.
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YES ultimate OTP <3
Veser can pick up my lines any day~ -shot-
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Hahahaha oh DAMN that's good.
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REALLY?
Thank you, thank you, I try~ <3
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ffff- I do love me some horrible pickup lines XD
my favorite one is either the ship/harbor one or the "you're the only one I'd mount"
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I have to say the ones that didn't make it are really my favorites, but I had to include all the sea metaphors because of Veser. (I really kinda love them all. XD)
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That's it. You are no longer allowed to go to SeaWorld Vesser.
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And thusly he shall resort to watching Animal Planet Late Night. XD
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"I'm a love pirate and I'm here for booty" just won that for me 8D
Brilliant xD
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Thanks! Some of these tickled me to DEATH and I was like THESE ARE ACTUALLY KINDA FUNNY WHY ARE THEY BAD?
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