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So today I found the USUK drama CD on YouTube, of course, pervy little me has already watched Spain's and PrussiaxAustria's and some others. Onhonhonhonhon~
So anyway, I clicked on it, put my headphones in, and waited.

I've heard a lot of crap about it, like:
Person #1: "It's not attractive at all."
Person #2: "The noises are so... ew."
Person #3: "INCEST! INCEST! ADSDFRF-"
Person #4: "It's so confusing! With the flashbacks then to the sex, it's like, WHAAAA-?!"
And then there's also the usual fans having seizures and nosebleeds to the sound of England gasping and moaning while America talks in his sexy voice & grunts.

So with the conflicting opinions, I decided to make one of my own.

I clicked on it, put my headphones in, and waited.

Immediately there's some epic piano music I have to enjoy (Austria's being naughty again, watching them and taking pictures for Hungary). Then it goes into memories of England's when he and America were together, when they fought, and finally in the Revolutionary War. I almost wanted to cry, seriously. I thought "Hey, isn't this supposed to be yaoi and not a tear-fest?" just a second before England suddenly says "I love you" in present tense. Then... comes the yaoi.

I'm going to assume here about what's going on exactly between them, but with England saying things like "Don't stop!" and "There... ah... your fingers" and America talking about how it'll hurt if he 'enters' like that...
England: "I... I don't care."
*gasp*
England: "Steal every part of me!"
*odd sound, gasping, sobbing*

Then somehow it goes back to when America was a kid again. Like, what? Are you imagining him as a kid, pedo~? I have to agree with #4, it was slightly confusing.

Then it goes back to the sexytiemz, with England narrating. He says he's melting inside, then America apologizes for something and thanks him.
/part 1 over

I was left giggling like the fanboy I am, then hurriedly I clicked on Part 2.

Part 2 was even more confusing, but dirtier, as sequels tend to be.

It starts with England narrating some gibberish, I can't tell exactly what he was talking about, but it was some deep shizz. Probably about how he liked America ?
I don't know.

Then it cuts to more memories, I think from America's Storage Room Cleaning. Sadness again ;A;

Then there's more senseless narration, and I'd be happy with it as I like yaoi for a story, too, but it just doesn't compute in my head what it is he's going on about.

America says 'Let's do it.' and I'm like YAYYYYYYY~! but then England gets all tsundere again -_-
England: "I can't even think about romance. It will never happen."

Then. And then... damn. ^///^
America: "This is my first time with a man..."

FFFFFFF THEN THE REAL STUFF BEGINS.

I didn't jizz thinking about it at all

My nose... is literally bleeding. I've read hard yaoi before, and seen it for myself, and been in it but hearing England and America's seiyuu voicing it... Damnnnn~

Then it switches to America claiming he's not a stupid, naive child for some reason. Then he goes on a rant and starts crying.
I think England's trying to convince him not to do it or something...
But whatever. He was so cute as he started crying and then confessed his love... GAWD I JUST WANTED TO... I don't even know!

America: "I love you!"
England: "But... for eternity?" ... "Are you an idiot? ...That's... too long."
Both: *sniffling, sobbing, crying*
Me: D'AWWW LET ME LOVE YOU ;A;

...And then I started crying too.
My mom walked in and asked why I was crying, but gave up because I was just sitting there looking at the blank screen all wide-eyed with tears coming down my face.
Seriously.

Anyway...
(Out of 5)

Rating: 4
Quality: 5
Yaoi-ness: 4.5
Characters: 5
Storyline/Plot: 3

Go watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJSjIq…