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Published: 2013-03-23 03:57:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 18294; Favourites: 130; Downloads: 0
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My brother just bought Fire Emblem:Awakening for the 3DS. It's a great game but we noticed there aren't any sort of age restrictions when it comes to pairing up characters (marriage). In my playthrough I married Lissa to Frederick and my brother constantly teases me about Frederick being a pedo because of it. It's become somewhat of a running joke with us. XD So, I decided to make this picture.Hopefully, some others can get a laugh outta it too!
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Well I paired myself withΒ Lucina as did most others so I geuss we all are
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dude pedo jokes are amazing with nowi, you need to see katie tedrich's comic about that
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Nonono. This wasn't what Frederick was thinking.
This is what ROBIN was thinking.
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I know, this comic would've been perfect if it weren't for the fact that the punchline kind of misses.
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I actully laughed out loud during the scene with the baby. The way it just smiled and shined just cracked me up for some reason XD
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In Support C with Nowi, she was scared of Fredrick because he stole her fruit in her dreams(I wonder what else).
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LOL XDΒ I put Lissa and Fredrick together at the VERY beginning because I needed someone "Strong" enough to protect her.Β
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Weird, I actually thought about doing Frederick/Lissa once...
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LOL! i thought Fredrick and Lissa would be good ^^
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WORST CASE SCENARIO: Fredrick marries Nowi. They find and recruit their future-daughter, Nah. Nah tells Fredrick about exactly how Manakete age and how many human-years old she is. Knowing that he will not be alive anywhere near the time that Nah would be physically able to effectively violate, he decides to do it to the future-Nah now instead. And Nowi, his wife, will age extremely slowly, so he will have all the years he has left to be a pedophile, and due to the circumstances of the marriage being legal, nobody will have the right to say a thing! But for as long as the Future-Nah is around, he will have his way with her too since he might think it isn't as good since it isn't considered wrong to do it with his wife. Nah will be so traumatized that she wouldn't dare speak a word of it to anyone, especially her mom. And technically, they ARE both part-dragon, so it is also kind of like beastiality as well as pedophilia........
Like I said, worst case scenario....... (I watch a lot of Law & Order SVU, so that is why I know how he might think of doing that stuff....)
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the MyUnit character can marry the children of the main original cast. So if you want. You can make some characters Grandpas or Grandmas.
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...Shouldn't that be the Avatar there instead of Frederick?
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....And his nickname "Fredy Bear" got a new meaning o__________________________o
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