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Published: 2013-07-04 04:01:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 30932; Favourites: 469; Downloads: 0
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"[Name]?"
"Yes Allan?"
"I do believe my penny whistle is hardening."
"Is that so?"
"Indeed."
"Does it need me to blow it?"
"Very much so."
"Shall I fetch the bird then?"
"Please do."
"Did you ejaculate?"
"Quite quite."
"Splendid."
"[Name]?"
"Yes Allan?"
"May I shag you with the shagitude of a thousand virgins?"
"My dear Allan, you already are."
Extended Ending:
[Name]'s eyes flew open and he bolted up in bed, the arm that had been wrapped tightly and possessively around his waist sliding off of him. His breathing was slightly erratic and his heart beat an uneven, rapid rhythm against his pale chest. "...I'm spending too much time around Oliver and his food."Β
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Well here's a video that expresses what I felt when reading this.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31Sβ¦
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And that's why I love being British 'cos of that proper English (learnt most of the words like shag when my bro's talking to his boy toy...what was heard shall never be unheard).
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ok... i need a translator over here...
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Ahem *inhale*
"blow me"
"k"
"can I fuck you"
"k"
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oh. okay then.
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There WERE 69 comments on this. Now there are 70.
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shagging with the shagitude of a thousand virgins. going to the next austin powers movie lol
you should write the script
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Whenever I first read the line "My penny whistle is hardening" I was like Wtf but when I saw the blowing line I was like "Oooh I get it now
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This is the best thing I have ever read π
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I don't know what most of this even means...... Everything after"blow" is a complete mystery. But I got the jist. . . THIS WAS THE BEST!! I LOVE IT!!
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The shagitude of a thousand virgins.
I will now go in a corner and kill myself. Thank you, Goodbye.
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Ah no! Don't do that! That would be horrible!Β
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Dinky: Yet it would be hilarious.
Loren: Sorry love, Dinky is in "Kill me" mode...We will now be leaving! Btw i love this!
Dinky: I wonder if this door could kill me...
Loren: Come on love...lets go...BYE!
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XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
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Guess who almost broke their IPod by throwing it~ (raises hand)
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Exactly my reaction. (-not the only one who uses ipod)
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Good to know ^_^
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XD
pretty sure hanging out with Ollie WILL give some side effects o3o
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*wiggle eyebrows* Ohoho Allen you have yet to sweep me off my feet with themΒ clever phrasesΒ (In a way)
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*is not a male* These are hilarious- I love these
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OMFG! I was laughing my ass off at the extended ending part. Bravo! Bravo! xD
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"May I shag you with the shagitude of a thousand virgins?" ........goddamn u could take m virginity any day if ya ask me like that my American gentleman X'D ....what fancy class >w>
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Cheese i didn't preview before i sumitted it damnit
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Ikr
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Oh my gosh! Zhis is amazingly awesome!
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I swear you make the best little oneshot thingys.
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