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Poor Sinder. I don't think he's going to be walking straight for a bit.

I once knew a kid who tried to pull a Santa Claus and shimmy down the chimney of his house. In Florida. Why houses in Florida have chimneys, I will never know, but his did.

Anyway, he didn't realize that there's a nice steel bar that blocks the way about halfway down and we'll just say that after the fire department came and fished him out, his delicates were the size of a nice grapefruit after that. And being from Florida, they know the size of their grapefruits.

So yes. Poor Sinder and his unmentionables. Hopefully all that won't be the size of a grapefruit.
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The first bit of the course had gone fine. In fact, it had gone well. No bars down, no acting-up on Atmos's part (though that wasn't expected anyway), he hadn't fallen off - hadn't even had a near-fall yet. But it was always either the last jump or the second to last. In this case, the second to last.

Landings were always a doozy. 'Specially when you had all the parts your horse was missing. And when your horse had a fairly prominent withers.

Needless to say, Sinder spent the remainder of the afternoon with a bag of ice making friends with his crotch.
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Horse's name: Atmos
Ref: [link]
Horse's personality: Shy, sweet, caring, sensible
Rider's name: Sinder Dragomir

Cross country: [link]
Dressage: [link]

Description
Poor Sinder. I don't think he's going to be walking straight for a bit.

I once knew a kid who tried to pull a Santa Claus and shimmy down the chimney of his house. In Florida. Why houses in Florida have chimneys, I will never know, but his did.

Anyway, he didn't realize that there's a nice steel bar that blocks the way about halfway down and we'll just say that after the fire department came and fished him out, his delicates were the size of a nice grapefruit after that. And being from Florida, they know the size of their grapefruits.

So yes. Poor Sinder and his unmentionables. Hopefully all that won't be the size of a grapefruit.
___________

The first bit of the course had gone fine. In fact, it had gone well. No bars down, no acting-up on Atmos's part (though that wasn't expected anyway), he hadn't fallen off - hadn't even had a near-fall yet. But it was always either the last jump or the second to last. In this case, the second to last.

Landings were always a doozy. 'Specially when you had all the parts your horse was missing. And when your horse had a fairly prominent withers.

Needless to say, Sinder spent the remainder of the afternoon with a bag of ice making friends with his crotch.
___________
Horse's name: Atmos
Ref: [link]
Horse's personality: Shy, sweet, caring, sensible
Rider's name: Sinder Dragomir

Cross country: [link]
Dressage: [link]