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Published: 2008-07-30 05:10:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 508; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 1
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Description *Sharingan~Kitty has joined the chat
*toevilformyshirt18 has joined the chat

Toevilformyshirt18: Yo Itachi, what’s up?

Sharingan~Kitty: I want an abortion. -_-

Toevilformyshirt18: …O_o your pregnant?

Sharingan~Kitty: DAMMIT!!

Toevilformyshirt18:

Sharingan~Kitty: shut up! I forgot I didn’t tell you!

Toevilformyshirt18: so who’s…?

*SharkzSkinz has joined the chat

SharkzSkinz: hiiiiiii…

Toevilformyshirt18: okay…was that just a coincidence…or is he the…

Sharingan~Kitty: Kisame, hi. Deidara, leave.

SharkzSkinz:

Toevilformyshirt18: ZOMGLOLROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! IT’S TRUE!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

SharkzSkinz: Itachi…what did you do?

Sharingan~Kitty: I told him.

SharkzSkinz: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sharingan~Kitty: Sorry! I thought I’d told him already!!

SharkzSkinz: he gots to goes.

Toevilformyshirt18: do not! You guys just wanna yiff!

Sharingan~Kitty: Shut up, Deidara!!

Toevilformyshirt18: yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff…

SharkzSkinz: I will bury you!!!!

Toevilformyshirt18: YIFFITY YIFF YIFF YIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toevilformyshirt18 has been added to “Banned”

SharkzSkinz: Finally…

Sharingan~Kitty:…

SharkSkinz:…

Sharingan~Kitty:…

SharkzSkinz:…you wanna yiff?
Sharingan~Kitty:

SharkzSkinz: yay!

*xXSalttoYourWoundsXx has joined the chat

SharkzSkinz: no!

Sharingan~Kitty: puts shirt back on.

SharkzSkinz: you really shouldn’t have put that…

xXSalttoYourWoundsXx: what the fuck is this?

Sharingan~Kitty: Nothing!

xXSalttoYourWoundsXx:If you say nothing, it’s obviously fucking something.

SharkzSkinz: it’s not anything! Why do you want to fucking know?

xXSalttoYourWoundsXx : A little Orange masked birdie told me that one of the deadly 7 swordsmen, and the infamous killer of the Uchiha clan get their freak on online…and off. Resulting in an unwanted outcome, or so says Deidara.

SharkzSkinz: word goes round that fast, huh?

xXSalttoYourWoundsXx : HA! Just wait till’ the shit hit’s the fan!

SharkzSkinz: No shit’s gonna hit any fan if I kill you!

Sharingan~Kitty: He can’t be killed. Plus it’s Hidan, everyone’s gonna know in the next five minutes.

SharkzSkinz: dammit.

*SacrificeTheory has joined the chat

Sharingan~Kitty: Hi Kakuzu

SacrificeTheory has been kicked by xXSaltToYourWoundsXx

Sharingan~Kitty: could you hold on a second, Hidan?

xXSaltToYourWoundsXx: whatever.

SharkzSkinz has been added to “Satanic_Sex_Gods”

Sharingan~Kitty: would you like to do the honors, love?

SharkzSkinz: duh.

xXSaltToYourWoundsXX has been added to “banned”

Sharingan~Kitty: SharkzSkinz: kisses your lips

SharkzSkinz: Sharingan~Kitty: sticks tongue in your mouth and kisses back, but then goes down to kiss your neck.

Sharingan~Kitty: SharkzSkinz: takes off your shirt, rubs your chest, and moans in pleasure.


SharkzSkinz: Sharingan~Kitty: licks and bites your neck after falling onto the bed with you. “vor?”


Sharingan~Kitty: SharkzSkinz: “Not in the mood” takes all clothes off. “but eat this” ^_^

*Muffin_of_Doom has joined the chat

SharkzSkinz: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Muffin_of_Doom: wuz up my home skittley biscuits?

Sharingan~Kitty: *sigh* Tobi could you be any whiter?

Muffin_of_Doom: …yesh. ^_^

SharkzSkinz: :iconminigunoneplz::iconminiguntwoplz: -_-

Muffin_of_doom: zomg! It’s Tobi! Tobi is a good boy!!!

Sharingan~Kitty: where’d you learn to spell?

Muffin_of_doom: from only my favorite book ever!

Sharingan~Kitty: You read?!

SharkzSkinz: what book would that be?

Muffin_of_Doom: “The Norton Anthology of English Literature”

SharkzSkinz:

Sharingan~Kitty: What? That’s Leader-Sama’s book! You stole it!

Muffin_of_Doom: NO! IT’S MINE. I READ IT. THE WHOLE THING.

SharkzSkinz:

Sharingan~Kitty: how many people even wrote that book?

Muffin_of_Doom: ONE. AND HIS NAME WAS…Nigel Fingleberry.

SharkzSkinz: slaps you with a wet fish. “LIAR!!!!”

Muffin_of_Doom: I’m gonna eat that fish.

SharkzSkinz:

Muffin_of_Doom: WE WILL MEET AGAIN HORRIBLE SHARK-MONKEY!! FOR WE LIVE IN THE SAME HEADQUARTERS!!!!

*Muffin_of_Doom has left the chat in a dynamic explosion.

Sharingan~Kitty: I don’t understand the poor child. Anyway. Where were we?

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done. don't shoot me.
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Comments: 26

EvilAnimeCupcake [2009-07-28 02:07:40 +0000 UTC]

Rofl omfg whats up my home skittley biscuts >xD ahahaha

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xXPreludeXx In reply to EvilAnimeCupcake [2009-08-09 02:06:00 +0000 UTC]

Mwah! Yes, Tobi is so white and nerdy.

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EvilAnimeCupcake In reply to xXPreludeXx [2009-08-09 03:19:31 +0000 UTC]

lolz

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KitMarin [2009-06-10 01:14:40 +0000 UTC]

Lol you got that stuff from demyx time XDDD Didnt you? Didnt you~~~~?
Awsome tho ^w^ i read both, they made me giggle >w>

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xXPreludeXx In reply to KitMarin [2009-06-10 20:22:41 +0000 UTC]

yay!! Yeah, I luff Demyx Time.

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KitMarin In reply to xXPreludeXx [2009-06-10 20:23:38 +0000 UTC]

I knew it! XDDD

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RuneHarpy [2009-01-10 11:01:48 +0000 UTC]

wow. . . X3

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xXPreludeXx In reply to RuneHarpy [2009-05-26 21:54:30 +0000 UTC]

Is "wow" a good thing?...

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RuneHarpy In reply to xXPreludeXx [2009-05-27 10:15:20 +0000 UTC]

Yes! :3

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xXPreludeXx In reply to RuneHarpy [2009-05-27 17:08:50 +0000 UTC]

Yay!!
^^^(I fucking love that icon)

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RuneHarpy In reply to xXPreludeXx [2009-05-27 17:55:51 +0000 UTC]

[Who doesn't X3]
。◕‿‿◕。

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Ritsuka182 [2008-08-02 00:31:08 +0000 UTC]

OMFG!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! AWESOMEST IM CHAT I HAVE EVER READ!

My fave part: "A little Orange masked birdie told me that one of the deadly 7 swordsmen, and the infamous killer of the Uchiha clan get their freak on online…and off. Resulting in an unwanted outcome, or so says Deidara."
...priceless. xD

The KisaIta yaoi part was a total turn on. I swear.
*glomps you for making this*

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xXPreludeXx In reply to Ritsuka182 [2008-08-02 00:34:14 +0000 UTC]

thank you! that was my first attempt at yaoi EVER! It cold have been hotter, though. I still don't know how Itachi got pregnant though. XD glompaaaaaagggeeee!!!!!!!!!! we love Hidan, but he kind of sucks

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Ritsuka182 In reply to xXPreludeXx [2008-08-02 00:51:02 +0000 UTC]

Wait. If you make him a woman it ain't yaoi anymore! :[

J-just go wiff the flow and prettend it makes sence. idk... xD

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xXPreludeXx In reply to Ritsuka182 [2008-08-02 00:54:59 +0000 UTC]

okay okay...;0

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Ritsuka182 In reply to xXPreludeXx [2008-08-02 02:56:28 +0000 UTC]

xD

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Red-assassin [2008-08-01 01:39:39 +0000 UTC]

*bows to deviation*

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xXPreludeXx In reply to Red-assassin [2008-08-01 19:47:59 +0000 UTC]

Squee!

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EvilFanGirl [2008-07-31 06:50:59 +0000 UTC]

Lovely. I totally <3 chats that have KisaIta yaoi!

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xXPreludeXx In reply to EvilFanGirl [2008-07-31 16:04:52 +0000 UTC]

thank you! yeah. Itachi always gets paired with Deidara for some reason. but in MY world (and the actual naruto world, which certain people PHAIL to notice) they hate eachother! KisaIta 4ever!! (^/_\^) v

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EvilFanGirl In reply to xXPreludeXx [2008-07-31 18:21:57 +0000 UTC]

Urg! I know! They only pair them together because the both look like girls! They're not looking at the real ppls relationships.

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Nisi-chan [2008-07-30 07:08:35 +0000 UTC]

xDDDDDDD
lol. like such crap chat talks. very fitting nicknames (Muffin_of_Doom. xDDDDDD I'm scared now).

poor kuzu got kicked out by stupid hidan. X_X xDD

but who's too evil for his shirt? oo

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xXPreludeXx In reply to Nisi-chan [2008-07-31 16:25:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh, and about Kakuzu...he WILL have his revenge in Akatsuki Chat2!!

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Nisi-chan In reply to xXPreludeXx [2008-07-31 17:33:43 +0000 UTC]

mwahahahaha. >D good.

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xXPreludeXx In reply to Nisi-chan [2008-07-31 16:03:00 +0000 UTC]

Deidara - Toevilformyshirt18


hahahaha! cause' he's a slut!

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Nisi-chan In reply to xXPreludeXx [2008-07-31 17:33:26 +0000 UTC]

xDDDDDDD
indeed. thought of him, but wanted to be sure ^^

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