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Published: 2008-09-06 00:02:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 6134; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 32
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Why are their ears so big? Because it's funny.I drew this picture a LONG time ago in MS Paint, but seeing as I only recently got a deviantart account it's just now seeing the light of day.
For those of you who've played The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, you'll probably agree with me when I say that the Dominion Rod is the worst item ever invented. EVER. Seriously! You spend hours navigating your way through the traps and puzzles in the temple of time, only to find out that your reward is some glowy stick? You can't even kill things with it!
If I had had any say in it, I would have made the Dominion Rod give you the ability to possess your enemies and make them kill each other or something.
Also Midna's helmet is too cool for words. Just saying.
Edit: Ok, guys, I never meant that I hated the Temple of Time. I just didn't like the item you got there. The Temple of Time was actually pretty fun. (And those little spiders were annoyingly cute.)
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I named the statues that you control with the dominion rod! I was playing it with my cousins and they were like, "omg im tired of calling it statue... Im gonna call it Patrick!" I was all like, whut?
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The dominion rod is one thing but think back to the horribly clunky command melody in wind waker
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lol! i hated the temple of time at first... but geez that dominion rod... ¬_¬ only made it worse...
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I think you are forgetting the wonderful gift you recieve from Illia after escorting her across enemy infested fields, killing lots and lots of bokoblins (is that the word?), following weirdo scent trails, and fighting skeledog things. (Horse whistle. Could there BE something more useless)
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I kid you not, I thought it sounded useful when I heard it described by the wiki.
Then I learned from you guys...
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that temple was insane. but it wasnt as hard as OOT water temple. that temple was confusing to say the least.
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lol XDD I'm sorry but I love that freakin rod cause Link is freakin cute XD but then again you have awesome points on having to get through .________.lll lol at this pic XD so awesome! I just love how that huge statue follows eue~
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You might want to rethink the Item to Double Claw Shot due to the effort it takes to get to the damn thing, plus The Temple of Time is pretty straight-forward: go up, beat the dark nut, grab the dominion rod and hammer-dude, and then decend with your new buddy
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I dunno, the double clawshot was pretty cool. It made me feel like spiderman.
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yeah you've got a point, it's just that the Sky temple will have you pulling your hair out in no time.
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you have a point.. though I would've loved the dominion rod a ton if they hadnt felt it necessary to depower it as soon as you left the dungeon.. what were they afraid of? It had NO uses anyway ( >_< ) .. it's not like it would have hurt you to be able to access the runes early, you wouldnt have a book to record them in!
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>> but controling the giant slicy statue o doom sure was fun
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actually, I love the dominion rod. Mostly because of the design, and the noise that it makes when you throw the glowing ball around.
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Well, I can agree that it certainly looks pretty.
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The Temple of Time was pretty cool...
but I have to agree...a stupid glowy rod.....ughh pulleeezeee.
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yes very D:
Clawshot all the way!
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i kinda liked it while i was playing with it for like 20 minutes and then it got boring. i think that the ball and chain, the clawshot (both of them), the bow and arrow, or the spinner are the coolest weapons. oh yeah, i went there (cuz no one likes the spinner)
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I love the spinner!
My fave boss is the giant dragon though.
my 2nd fave is the one you have to use the spinner to defeat 
but the double clawshot is fun to play around with XD
I don't really like the bow and arrow, always miss lol.
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my favorite bosses are zant, yeta, and the skull thingy in arbitor's grounds. the dragon is ok.
OMG i have used the bow and arrow so many times i can do it with my eyes closed >_>;; but still, i HATE the hawk mask thingy that you have to use with it sometimes.
The clawshot is an epic win~~
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AH! I forgot about Yeta! 
I hate that hawk mask thing too!
and whats with the stupid scepter thing you get to move statues around...?? thats was stupid too.
Yes Clawshot epic win fer shizzle
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OMG i luv the yeti level. and i absolutely HATE the fishing rod. what is the point of it if you are going to use it like, once?
Zant was OK, i mainly just like the character design and the fact that he's so twisted. OMG when zant was speaking to midna after i beat the water temple and he lifted up a bit of his mask, i thought that he was gonna be this extremely hott guy, but i guess not D:
I ABSOLUTELY HATE THE LEVEL WHEN YOU GO TO HIS CASTLE. >
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the fishing rod, yes POINTLESS. -_-"
unless u go fishing and catch big fish, then it's okay.
Wouldn't that of been so cool!
yes the castle....ugh.
did u know in TP u can hit a chicken constantly and instead of being attacked by a bunch of them...you like control the chicken for a short period of time????
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Actually the rod isn't COMPLETELY useless.... It distracts Ganondorf in the end of the game.... >x<
And Zant is funny....
Such a spazz.
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*hugs Zant*
Spazz for the win!
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yeah, i did that like 80 times in kakariko villiage after i bombed open the secret passage entrance.
but yeah, a hot evil dude in a cool castle (i only like the castle design) that yould be an epic win
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lol XD controlling a chicken! ha!
yeah, darn game creators...lol
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they just ALL had to be men
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definitely. OMG i HATE the lantern. you only use it like one time. it's stupid, they should have replaced it with a better item, like the skull hammer. D:<
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the lantern was annoying D:
Yes, a better weapon would be appreciated!
people like us should design the next Zelda game
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definetly, with really cool dungeons, hot guys, and pure awesomeness, and possibly yaoi (for me~~)
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and maybe... we should give link a make- over. is green clothes are SO out~!
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they should be...RAINBOW!!!!
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or maybe the colors that midna are
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lol
Actually, I loved the Temple of Time and the Dominion Rod. Too bad outside that temple it's pretty useless ;__;
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Yeah, I just can't help but think it was pretty hard on Link, though. What with all the stairs and the swinging pendulums of death and the giant spiders and the stairs. And the stairs. Poor guy. And then at the end he doesn't even get a very useful weapon. I bet he feels cheated.
Oh well. Link's misery is an endless source of amusement.
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0.o You made this thing in MSPAINT?! Criminy! I envy your patience! (And ability to create things on the computer. I lose focus.)
I like your stuff! ^^ I shall continue my jaunt through your gallery!
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MS Paint is the greatest program in the universe. Ever since I got photoshop and learned how much easier it was I kind of lost my patience with Paint, but it's still the greatest program in the universe.
Jaunt away!
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Yeah, it was all I had for coloring for the longest time. I recently got this free download program called Paint.Net that is very helpful. But I doubt I'll have Photoshop for a REALLY long time.
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I got it last Christmas. It's really cool!
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Lucky! 
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Speaking about fun, try play Zelda's lullaby backwards. You willfind something very familiar (It is actually Midna's theme. Yes, idna's theme is the backward version of Zelda's theme)
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