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Finn: Why's the boss listening to a statue?
Chow: Because it talks.

Finn, Ratso, and Chow are on the tree root)
Finn: So much for our wealth.
Ratso: At least we have our health!
(Root breaks)
Finn: Shut up Ratsoooooooo!!!!

Jade: Let me guess, you were a disco singer at weddings?
Finn: Yeah, how'd you know?

Finn: (after Jackie shows the large opal) Wow, did you see the size of that shmoepal?

Jackie and co. get away with the mask.)
Finn: Ol' Tarakudo's gonna have our heads.
(Said floating Oni head appears behind them)
Tarakudo: That can be arranged!

(Finn pulls at Ikazuki, the mask that is stuck to his butt)
Finn: Remove your face from my cheeks!

Finn: Jelly.
Ratso: (to Chow) Mm. Hey, you gonna eat that?
Chow: (sees Finn dunking his doughnut in his coffee) Hey, dunk in your own coffee! (elbows Finn)
Tarakudo: (appears in Finn's coffee cup) Boo
Finn: Pff.
Chow: WOAH!!
Ratso: Cup of Talkin' Joe.
Tarakudo: I sense the mask is again within our reach.

(After Dark Jackie has thrown the Enforcers out of Uncle's shop)
Finn: Does it seem like Chan's in a particularly bad mood today?
Chow: You mean the psycho? He copped my jacket!

Ratso: [grabbing talisman bag] We'll take those.
Chow: Who the heck are you?
Finn: Oooh, I know! He's the drummer from KISS!

(The Dark Hand is using the monkey talisman to decide what animal to turn Jackie into)
Ratso: I want to turn him into a dog. I like dogs.
Finn: Why would you want to turn him into something you liked?
Ratso: Okay a cat then
Finn: Nah, they're too snooty.
Chow: How about we turn him into a cockroach then we could stomp on him!
Ratso: How about an emu?
Finn: What's an emu? (they think for a second because they don't know)
Tohru: How about we turn him into something we can eat.
Chow: Mmm,. chicken ala Chan.
Jackie: No, that would make you guys cannibals!

Ratso: And then there were like 20 other guys!
Finn: Yeah, and then Chan threw a bus in our direction but here it is Big V, we know how much it meant to you.
Shendu: This talisman is incomplete without the other 12, I need them all!
Ratso: Yeah, but gettin' the talismans outta SEction 13 won't be anything like taking them out of a sleeping kid's hand <>
Valmont<> Was this before or after Chan chucked the bus at you?

Young Valmont: What do you buffoons want?
Ratso: Woah, it's Valmont bite size.
Finn: What are you doing in America?
Young Valmont: I'm an exchange student and I won't be harrassed by American salesman.
Finn: We're not salesman, Big V. We're from the future.
Young Valmont: Do I really become a criminal mastermind? Brilliant!

Young Valmont: You come back here you buffoons! YOu can't leave me, I'm your boss!
Jackie: You got to be kidding me.

Jade: "Talisman math. Levitation plus speed equals flight."

Ratso: "What's a Babylonian Urn?"
Finn: "Probably more than I do."

Uncle: "Aiyah! What kind of an apprentice are you?"
Tohru: "Um, a lousy one?"

Hsi Wu: "What have you done to my tail, sly Uncle?"
Uncle: "Ancient proverb; none of your beeswax!"

Vanessa: "You must'be been a real A-grade student, Mr. Chan."
Jackie: "A-minus at school, A-plus at the dojo."

Ratso: Hey, it's Chan! But bite-size.
Chow: And if we pop him when he's little ...
Finn: He'll never get big ...
Tohru: Destroy him!
Little Chan: Bad day!

(After throwing Finn through the warp hole)
Torhu: If there are dinosaurs, they will be busy eating Finn. (edit) Jade: I think we ditched them!
Little Jackie: Ditched who? Who are those men? Why are they after me? What's that rabbit thing? How can you run so fast? What's going on?
Jade: Ok, here's the situation. I'm from the future, you're my uncle, the talisman's magic. The Dark Hand's after it, and now they wanna destroy you so they won't have to fight you when you grow up! Get it?
Little Jackie: That's crazy, Jade. You're crazy!

Chow: I wish we hadn't lost that speed talisman.
Finn: I wish Chan was never born.
Ratso: I wish one of those talismans would come to us for a change!
(The talisman locater suddenly starts glowing. The Enforcers look outside to see Jade walking past them)
Ratso: I wish I had a million bucks!

Finn: Not until I finish checking out Stewy Kablewy. He's the boom!
Finn: If you wanna see low pay, you oughta check out my salary. Get it, Lo Pei?

Finn: Big V, you should've seen him. The guy's packing paper! (Ratso is reading a paper with an article about his favourite baseball team)
Shendu: Let me see that.
Ratso: You a Giants fan, Shendu?

Valmont: Kind of ironic, isn't it, Shendu? The person who turned you into a statue is no longer a statue.
Shendu: Silence!

Finn: (in a safari look) We really have to stop using the same travel agent!!

Finn: Astro-projection, motion to the motionless, Ying Yang. Why'd I get stuck with all the loser powers?!

(After hitting a low bridge)
Finn: Immortality hurts!

Ratso: Too bad, Chan ain't working for us.
Tohru: My cold is gone! Like magic!
Finn: Valmont had to pick the draftiest place in town.

Old West Finn: Sorry, railroad worker, I'm off this train! (After opening the gold chest)
Old West Finn: Whoa! I'm talking some serious dinero!
Old West Finn: This new sherrif's a real bur in my saddle, Mayor. Thought he was suppost to be a patsy!
Old West Finn: Well, well. We caught us a no-good snupping little varmit!
Old West Finn: Gotta tip my hat to you, Sheriff! (talks to hat) Anytime now!

Finn: Get down, Get Funky...It's the seventies!!
Finn: Your no match for....FINHALEN!

(After DW has thrown Jade off his face when she was changing his mark)
Daolon Wong: (to the enforcers) You just stand there?
Finn: Hey, watch and learn, remember?
Daolon Wong: Get her!
Finn: A little girl? We can handle that!
Daolon Wong: The first leason in battle, surprise the enemy.
(Jade jumps and grabs the rat cage from Daolon's hand)
Jade: Surprise!
Paco: Super Moose is the best masked hero ever!
El Toro: (worried) The best?

Finn: So, Big D. Really appreciate you turning us into super powered dark chi dudes an all, but we gotta talk image. I'm not digging the orange vibe, and these outfits kinda scream, boy band.
Ratso: Nah, we look like KISS!
Chow: We look like circus freaks!

Finn: (sees the handcuffs) Busted.

(After Finn, Chow, and Ratso were banished to dimensional limbo by Daolon Wong)
Finn: When Wongmaster said he had no use for us, do you think he meant for today or forever?

(After Finn, Ratso, and Chow thought they were invisible)
Ratso: How come I can still see you guys?
Finn: That's cause we're ALL invisible.
Ratso: I was never any good at science.

Finn: This snake can make us invisible.
Ratso: We can sneak into any movie we want for free!

Jackie Chan Adventures
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Finn: Why's the boss listening to a statue?
Chow: Because it talks.

Finn, Ratso, and Chow are on the tree root)
Finn: So much for our wealth.
Ratso: At least we have our health!
(Root breaks)
Finn: Shut up Ratsoooooooo!!!!

Jade: Let me guess, you were a disco singer at weddings?
Finn: Yeah, how'd you know?

Finn: (after Jackie shows the large opal) Wow, did you see the size of that shmoepal?

Jackie and co. get away with the mask.)
Finn: Ol' Tarakudo's gonna have our heads.
(Said floating Oni head appears behind them)
Tarakudo: That can be arranged!

(Finn pulls at Ikazuki, the mask that is stuck to his butt)
Finn: Remove your face from my cheeks!

Finn: Jelly.
Ratso: (to Chow) Mm. Hey, you gonna eat that?
Chow: (sees Finn dunking his doughnut in his coffee) Hey, dunk in your own coffee! (elbows Finn)
Tarakudo: (appears in Finn's coffee cup) Boo
Finn: Pff.
Chow: WOAH!!
Ratso: Cup of Talkin' Joe.
Tarakudo: I sense the mask is again within our reach.

(After Dark Jackie has thrown the Enforcers out of Uncle's shop)
Finn: Does it seem like Chan's in a particularly bad mood today?
Chow: You mean the psycho? He copped my jacket!

Ratso: [grabbing talisman bag] We'll take those.
Chow: Who the heck are you?
Finn: Oooh, I know! He's the drummer from KISS!

(The Dark Hand is using the monkey talisman to decide what animal to turn Jackie into)
Ratso: I want to turn him into a dog. I like dogs.
Finn: Why would you want to turn him into something you liked?
Ratso: Okay a cat then
Finn: Nah, they're too snooty.
Chow: How about we turn him into a cockroach then we could stomp on him!
Ratso: How about an emu?
Finn: What's an emu? (they think for a second because they don't know)
Tohru: How about we turn him into something we can eat.
Chow: Mmm,. chicken ala Chan.
Jackie: No, that would make you guys cannibals!

Ratso: And then there were like 20 other guys!
Finn: Yeah, and then Chan threw a bus in our direction but here it is Big V, we know how much it meant to you.
Shendu: This talisman is incomplete without the other 12, I need them all!
Ratso: Yeah, but gettin' the talismans outta SEction 13 won't be anything like taking them out of a sleeping kid's hand <>
Valmont<> Was this before or after Chan chucked the bus at you?

Young Valmont: What do you buffoons want?
Ratso: Woah, it's Valmont bite size.
Finn: What are you doing in America?
Young Valmont: I'm an exchange student and I won't be harrassed by American salesman.
Finn: We're not salesman, Big V. We're from the future.
Young Valmont: Do I really become a criminal mastermind? Brilliant!

Young Valmont: You come back here you buffoons! YOu can't leave me, I'm your boss!
Jackie: You got to be kidding me.

Jade: "Talisman math. Levitation plus speed equals flight."

Ratso: "What's a Babylonian Urn?"
Finn: "Probably more than I do."

Uncle: "Aiyah! What kind of an apprentice are you?"
Tohru: "Um, a lousy one?"

Hsi Wu: "What have you done to my tail, sly Uncle?"
Uncle: "Ancient proverb; none of your beeswax!"

Vanessa: "You must'be been a real A-grade student, Mr. Chan."
Jackie: "A-minus at school, A-plus at the dojo."

Ratso: Hey, it's Chan! But bite-size.
Chow: And if we pop him when he's little ...
Finn: He'll never get big ...
Tohru: Destroy him!
Little Chan: Bad day!

(After throwing Finn through the warp hole)
Torhu: If there are dinosaurs, they will be busy eating Finn. (edit) Jade: I think we ditched them!
Little Jackie: Ditched who? Who are those men? Why are they after me? What's that rabbit thing? How can you run so fast? What's going on?
Jade: Ok, here's the situation. I'm from the future, you're my uncle, the talisman's magic. The Dark Hand's after it, and now they wanna destroy you so they won't have to fight you when you grow up! Get it?
Little Jackie: That's crazy, Jade. You're crazy!

Chow: I wish we hadn't lost that speed talisman.
Finn: I wish Chan was never born.
Ratso: I wish one of those talismans would come to us for a change!
(The talisman locater suddenly starts glowing. The Enforcers look outside to see Jade walking past them)
Ratso: I wish I had a million bucks!

Finn: Not until I finish checking out Stewy Kablewy. He's the boom!
Finn: If you wanna see low pay, you oughta check out my salary. Get it, Lo Pei?

Finn: Big V, you should've seen him. The guy's packing paper! (Ratso is reading a paper with an article about his favourite baseball team)
Shendu: Let me see that.
Ratso: You a Giants fan, Shendu?

Valmont: Kind of ironic, isn't it, Shendu? The person who turned you into a statue is no longer a statue.
Shendu: Silence!

Finn: (in a safari look) We really have to stop using the same travel agent!!

Finn: Astro-projection, motion to the motionless, Ying Yang. Why'd I get stuck with all the loser powers?!

(After hitting a low bridge)
Finn: Immortality hurts!

Ratso: Too bad, Chan ain't working for us.
Tohru: My cold is gone! Like magic!
Finn: Valmont had to pick the draftiest place in town.

Old West Finn: Sorry, railroad worker, I'm off this train! (After opening the gold chest)
Old West Finn: Whoa! I'm talking some serious dinero!
Old West Finn: This new sherrif's a real bur in my saddle, Mayor. Thought he was suppost to be a patsy!
Old West Finn: Well, well. We caught us a no-good snupping little varmit!
Old West Finn: Gotta tip my hat to you, Sheriff! (talks to hat) Anytime now!

Finn: Get down, Get Funky...It's the seventies!!
Finn: Your no match for....FINHALEN!

(After DW has thrown Jade off his face when she was changing his mark)
Daolon Wong: (to the enforcers) You just stand there?
Finn: Hey, watch and learn, remember?
Daolon Wong: Get her!
Finn: A little girl? We can handle that!
Daolon Wong: The first leason in battle, surprise the enemy.
(Jade jumps and grabs the rat cage from Daolon's hand)
Jade: Surprise!
Paco: Super Moose is the best masked hero ever!
El Toro: (worried) The best?

Finn: So, Big D. Really appreciate you turning us into super powered dark chi dudes an all, but we gotta talk image. I'm not digging the orange vibe, and these outfits kinda scream, boy band.
Ratso: Nah, we look like KISS!
Chow: We look like circus freaks!

Finn: (sees the handcuffs) Busted.

(After Finn, Chow, and Ratso were banished to dimensional limbo by Daolon Wong)
Finn: When Wongmaster said he had no use for us, do you think he meant for today or forever?

(After Finn, Ratso, and Chow thought they were invisible)
Ratso: How come I can still see you guys?
Finn: That's cause we're ALL invisible.
Ratso: I was never any good at science.

Finn: This snake can make us invisible.
Ratso: We can sneak into any movie we want for free!

Jackie Chan Adventures
Sony pictures