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Published: 2018-04-19 07:01:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 4416; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 8
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Description On this day, the 70th anniversary of my once-beloved country, I'm trying to console myself with the thought that there are other, formerly-great countries that are (almost) as fucked-up - but, somehow, it gives me no consolation at ALL...

Hope you like this (if you are a Drumpf supporter -Β ). I still can't do shadows, couldn't do them if you put a gun to my head (side note: if anyone COULD come and shoot me, it would be VERY much appreciated!), but at least I can copy & paste backgrounds with the best of them!
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gwahar [2020-08-05 23:16:56 +0000 UTC]

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TheJewishMarxist [2018-04-24 00:32:43 +0000 UTC]

Won't be long before Chuck Norris gets a cabinet position.Β  Or maybe we might get another alt-right advisor (Wait, we have Jeff Sessions, who frankly has the stature and looks of a prairie dog crossbred with a possum).

Please, someone kill me now, or better yet, answer the question of HOW FREAKING LONG DOES IT TAKE TO IMPEACH THE GODDAMNED NUTCASE???? Although Pence is worse than Trump by far, despite his silver daddy charm and a no-gays bumper sticker pasted on his firm tight ass (Sorry you have to listen to a teenager ramble, it's just it's a crazy fucked up world we live in, and pray do we both make it in one piece)

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yatz In reply to TheJewishMarxist [2018-04-24 12:14:32 +0000 UTC]

Giving The Chuckster a cabinet position would make me forgive Cheeto Mussolini EVERYTHING. How cool (as in: unspeakably dumb, but funny-dumb) would that be?! Maybe make him head of the VA (instead of the white house doctor, who even the boot-licking Republicans on the senate are not ready to approve). He could go to Vietnam and bring our boys - languishing in secret underground PoW prisons since the 70's - back home!

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TheJewishMarxist In reply to yatz [2018-04-24 20:03:16 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't deny the fact that it would be totally badass if Trump gave Norris a seat at the cabinet.Β  Still, I'd wish that the talking Cheeto wasn't so.......himself, if you know what I mean (By himself, I mean an obnoxious, twitter fiend, and a petulant child with a boner for dictators like Putin and Kim Jon Un.).Β  Still, Chuck would bring some sense with our Vets and our system in general.Β  But Chuck would ultimately land us into more wars, if he happened to get the Talking Cheeto's ear.

Still, the Talking Cheeto is practically taking the whole world, both diplomatically, military-wise, and economically, for a ride.Β  What the next two years holds, we don't know.Β  Still, hopefully we can tame the Donald Trump rather than mame him, because if he were tamed, he may be able to do some good!

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yatz In reply to TheJewishMarxist [2018-04-27 16:17:45 +0000 UTC]

Hi, Kas! You astound me - β€œtame Trump”?! Can you ”tame” a 3 years-old? Man is an i-d-i-o-t. This man is incapable of doing any good, on anything. He’s good at just one thing: conning people.

Anyway - Shabbes is here, time to think good thoughts...

btw - heard a new one: Tangerine Palpatine. Gives Cheeto Mussolini a bit too much respect (Palpatine being both really smart and capital E Evil - as opposed to the mundane, childish evil of Drumpf), but it does have a nice ring to it...

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TheJewishMarxist In reply to yatz [2018-04-27 16:55:54 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, still, at least I cling to some hope that the cheeto in a toupee won't totally wreak things, or maybe that's me being a naive little eighteen-year-old kid.Β  (Then again, brain development doesn't develop until your mid-twenties, so that could explain why I'm deluding myself)

But still, Tangerine Palpatine?Β  Eh, kind of agree with you that it gives the talking cheeto a bit too much respect.Β  Not that the Cheeto in a toupee is evil, he's just really incompetent and doesn't give anyone a clear objective to follow.Β  Still, it would be an insult to Emperor Palpatine's intelligence and cunning ways as a leader.

Plus, the Talking Cheeto is basically a three-year-old kid in adult size.Β  Hell, he'd start a nuclear war while on the toilet if nothing was holding him back!

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totesironic [2018-04-20 05:06:33 +0000 UTC]

You done good, bud! Dat mullet!

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Paudraic [2018-04-20 02:41:05 +0000 UTC]

Just say it's an overcast day, no shadows. I like Trump and I like the way you show his powerful daughters. But don't worry, I don't think he has a chance in hell of fixing what's wrong with this country. The Deep State, its sycophant the media, RINOs, and the thumb-sucking Americans who want the nanny state to care for them cradle to grave, will stop at nothing to drag him out of office. Before you know it they will install another 'Obama-like' ruler and soon we'll be the socialist paradise like that of Venezuela.Β 

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ericf989 [2018-04-19 07:35:14 +0000 UTC]

Happy Israel's birthday!Β  May it know lasting peace!Β  Β 

Who's the lass on the right?Β  I recognize the others?

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yatz In reply to ericf989 [2018-04-19 08:31:05 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'll give you a hint: about 20 years ago, when I started my transition to Dirty Old Man, she was the hottest, most wankable property in show business... Had her ups and downs, since, but - now in her late 30's - still fairly hot (in a redneck MILF way)

btw: check outΒ www.thesuperficial.com/tag/ber… . You will not be disappointed!

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ericf989 In reply to yatz [2018-04-19 16:28:08 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the hint.Β  I know who she is now.Β  I haven't thought of her for awhile, now.Β  Thanks for the reminder!Β 

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Jeffroww [2018-04-19 07:07:59 +0000 UTC]

Probably best to leave out politics on this website. It only invites conflict and stress.

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yatz In reply to Jeffroww [2018-04-19 08:19:12 +0000 UTC]

Com'n, man - you're killing all my fun! Conflict and stress is all I have left...!

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Jeffroww In reply to yatz [2018-04-19 13:18:58 +0000 UTC]

That is no way to live man but if you really only have that left just be careful it does not consume you and you end up being the aggressor. Seen it happen before and it was not what the person intended when they started going down that road.

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yatz In reply to Jeffroww [2018-04-19 16:34:46 +0000 UTC]

Wise words. Sadly, for me that ship has sailed away long ago...

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Jeffroww In reply to yatz [2018-04-19 16:51:52 +0000 UTC]

Does not matter how old the ship is it can always return to port some day.

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BossmanFrost [2018-04-19 07:02:49 +0000 UTC]

The look on Drumf's face.

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yatz In reply to BossmanFrost [2018-04-19 08:20:35 +0000 UTC]

He has THE BEST looks, many people are saying so!

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BossmanFrost In reply to yatz [2018-04-20 01:28:16 +0000 UTC]

Nothing but the BEST looks. The smile of a stable genius!

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