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Introduction Story:

DYP: "'GAAAAHHHH!!' Exclaimed a young man inside a cramp room with no windows.
Holding his foot, he sweared and jumped repeatedly.
The seemingly innocent metal box greeted 'Good morning' to our hero's defenseless foot.
'Stupid box!' He exclamed once again.
He realized that this metal box was not there when he slept last night.
The idiot that he is, he knocked his pretty little toe on it and he--- "

BaDi: "GOD DAMN IT DUDE! Stop narrating my story!
So... yeah. This story is about me, the great BaDi!
The box that we're talking about; as Master Yoh-ppa was saying, was not there before I went to sleep.
I tried knocking on it, stepping on it, putting my ear against it, struck a kendo stick on it, and lastly I tried opening it---"

DYP: "Could've done THAT from the start. . ."

BaDi: "Hush, you! Where was I? Ah. As it opened, a bright light came out of it.
And when I fully opened it, a huge boxing glove suddenly sprung out and hit me right in the groin... Ouch...
It was a package from Yoh-ppa... meant as a joke..."

DYP: "YOU DON'T SAY? And really, this is one of the funniest mornings I've ever had!"

BaDi: "Keep quiet Yoh-ppa.
Anyway, squirming in undescribable pain on the floor, Yoh-ppa enters the room.
'Good morning stupid worm.' he said
'You... son... of... a... ' I squeeze out before I lost consciousness.

AND THATS HOW OUR MORNINGS START.
New writer, BaDi here to serve you!"

DYP: "You sound like some cheap salesman in some---"

BaDi: "SHUT IT YOH-PPA!"

DYP: "... and he's bitter about it since it really HAPPENED.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Description
Introduction Story:

DYP: "'GAAAAHHHH!!' Exclaimed a young man inside a cramp room with no windows.
Holding his foot, he sweared and jumped repeatedly.
The seemingly innocent metal box greeted 'Good morning' to our hero's defenseless foot.
'Stupid box!' He exclamed once again.
He realized that this metal box was not there when he slept last night.
The idiot that he is, he knocked his pretty little toe on it and he--- "

BaDi: "GOD DAMN IT DUDE! Stop narrating my story!
So... yeah. This story is about me, the great BaDi!
The box that we're talking about; as Master Yoh-ppa was saying, was not there before I went to sleep.
I tried knocking on it, stepping on it, putting my ear against it, struck a kendo stick on it, and lastly I tried opening it---"

DYP: "Could've done THAT from the start. . ."

BaDi: "Hush, you! Where was I? Ah. As it opened, a bright light came out of it.
And when I fully opened it, a huge boxing glove suddenly sprung out and hit me right in the groin... Ouch...
It was a package from Yoh-ppa... meant as a joke..."

DYP: "YOU DON'T SAY? And really, this is one of the funniest mornings I've ever had!"

BaDi: "Keep quiet Yoh-ppa.
Anyway, squirming in undescribable pain on the floor, Yoh-ppa enters the room.
'Good morning stupid worm.' he said
'You... son... of... a... ' I squeeze out before I lost consciousness.

AND THATS HOW OUR MORNINGS START.
New writer, BaDi here to serve you!"

DYP: "You sound like some cheap salesman in some---"

BaDi: "SHUT IT YOH-PPA!"

DYP: "... and he's bitter about it since it really HAPPENED.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"