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YOBBI-0 — Jaegeractive (Radioactive Song Parody)
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Published: 2013-11-03 17:28:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 3573; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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Writer:Here's a heads up, this show is nuts.
Here have some blood and gore and guts.
And you'll probably hate the main character. Whoa...
Eren:
I'M 10 YEARS OLD AND HATE THE WORLD
BUT SCREW YOU ALL, CAPS LOCK IS GOLD
YOU MAY THINK I'M JUST A BRAT
But seriously guys, I'm freakin' 10. I get better.
I DO BELIEVE MIKASA'S GOD
HE-MAN WANTS HIS HAIR BACK, ARMIN; HE CALLED
IS THAT MY MOM?
WAIT SOMETHING'S WRONG...
I'M FUCKING DONE
I'M RAGE QUITTING THIS SHIT
LET ME THROW MY HISSY FIT
GOTTA KILL THE TITANS
THOUGH I'M JUST 10
SAW MY MOM GET EATEN
THEN PUNCHED ARMIN
Colossal Titan:
(Colossal Titan, Colossal Titan)
I'm coming to get you, and play peek-a-boo
(Colossal Titan, Colossal Titan)
I fell from the sky, too; Hi, nice to meet you
Eren:
IT'S XEHANORT, FROM KINGDOM HEARTS
WE'RE STARTING FIGHTS AND BLAMING FARTS
STILL HATE THE WORLD, ESPECIALLY JEAN
Jean...? Whoa... UGH
FELL ON MY FACE, I'M BACK AGAIN
IT'S BEEN 3 YEARS SO NOW WE'RE MEN
THIS IS IS, GOTTA JINX THIS SHIT
OH, LOVING CRAP
THE TITAN'S BEHIND ME
QUICK-I'VE GOT TO MAKE HIM BLEED
EVERYBODY'S WHINING
ARMIN'S CRYING
SOON THEY'LL ALL BE DYING
YOU THINK I'M LYING?
Colossal Titan:
(Colossal Titan, Colossal Titan)
I'll pop up behind you, and ruin the mood
(Colossal Titan, Colossal Titan)
I fell from the sky, too; I'm freakin' cool, dude
Mikasa:
"Please, just don't die"
That's all I said
The dumbass then goes
And winds up DEAD
Armin:
I'M FREAKING OUT
Eren just got eaten!
WTH IDE
Nobody is safe, no
No one's safe, no
Protagonist or not, though
ONLY THIS DAMN SHOW
Titan!Eren:
(I am a Titan, I am a Titan)
I'M SO DAMN ATTRACTIVE-way too attractive...
(I am a Titan, I am a Titan)
Armin:
How'd this even happen? Eren's a Titan!
OH MY......
I CAN'T
I CAN'T
I CAN'T
I CAN'T
I CAN'T
I CAN'T
I CAN'T
I CAN'T
I CAN'T
I CANNOT
I CANNOT
I CANNOT
I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW...
Eren:
AUGH. ARMIN. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
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Comments: 8
No.. The link to the original owner is in the description at the bottom. I'm sorry if you got confused..!
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thank you for this. now i can make everyone sing this with me! -insert evil laughter here-
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LOL this is priceless xDDD I saw it youtube iust the other day, but I didn't pay much attantion to the lyrics ohmygod xD
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Ahh I know. I found this like a week ago and didn't notice the lyrics until now and I just felt like writing it XD
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xDD now I have a sheet of lyrics to look at when I sing it, thank youuu //shot
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