HOME | DD

YumeHoshiChan β€” Pedo-Snake Demotivational

Published: 2011-09-13 00:41:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 10226; Favourites: 62; Downloads: 126
Redirect to original
Description Seriously...WTH was going through Kishimoto's head?

We have a pedophile who looks like the horrible mix of Michael Jackson and Lord Voldemort? What?

...what was Kishimoto ON when he made this guy?

And...where can I GET some?

Also, if I get ANY flames from fangirls in the comments...is there something WRONG with you? First off, why would you LIKE this guy? And second, it's just my opinion.

Don't take it personally.

*probably could have found a better picture but is too lazy to look*
Related content
Comments: 66

SophieNewman21 [2015-03-03 19:29:18 +0000 UTC]

Ororchimaru's pretty cool, though he's... everything that you just described him to be. He's insane. But he's also awesome. You cen't deny that. ^_^

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

RandomBelieber1 [2014-11-30 20:26:44 +0000 UTC]

There is definitely something with me, if he was one of my favourites when I was little

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

TicciTimber [2014-08-03 14:55:43 +0000 UTC]

XD IKR

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

AnaxErik4ever [2014-07-30 15:14:50 +0000 UTC]

This guy was what started me on the path towards finding Loki, god of mischief and father of the serpent that encircles the world. Β He has total disregard for human life, but he is still one of my fondest memories during my brief stay in Konoha.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

momentarilyapsycho [2014-07-21 21:40:28 +0000 UTC]

I still get shiver down my back when thinking of that snake pedo

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

LightForAll [2014-05-02 00:06:25 +0000 UTC]

0_0 I understand why I thought this guy was BEYOND traumatizing as a kidΒ 

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

FanFictionneer [2014-04-23 14:27:50 +0000 UTC]

Or maybe he was listening to Michael Jackson while creating him xD

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

GodDragonKing [2014-04-07 00:58:21 +0000 UTC]

Of course there was something wrong with Kishimoto's head. No rational person is every capable of writing a good manga.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

ktims [2014-03-25 20:33:34 +0000 UTC]

"sasuke let me have your body"fuckin creep

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

DJJ1172 [2014-03-23 20:27:37 +0000 UTC]

he did resurrect minato and the other hokage

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

SilverSirenSongs [2014-03-09 12:26:34 +0000 UTC]

Ahh Orochimaru, he's the psycho guy we all love to hate

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

StarbrightAngel [2014-01-19 21:43:09 +0000 UTC]

I died of laughter when I read the demotivational, then laughed even harder when I read the description.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

ErchomaiAngel [2013-12-31 02:24:53 +0000 UTC]

Possibly.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

kittycatcupcakes [2013-12-14 03:23:11 +0000 UTC]

LMAo

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

lughfire [2013-12-03 05:25:07 +0000 UTC]

He was obviously listening to Micheal Jackson when he made Orochimaru.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

Elocinsanity [2013-11-19 22:15:33 +0000 UTC]

at least he was a cute kid…….until he turned into a rebirth obsessed maniac who is a pedophileΒ 

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

Ninja615 [2013-11-12 23:00:32 +0000 UTC]

i love orochimaru, but i don't know why and i totally agree with what you said

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

1DLoverz [2013-10-02 00:28:20 +0000 UTC]

I think He was.. Because This Guy Scares The Shit out of Me Hes SO NASTY AND CREEPY AS FUCK!!! And I think He was Smoking All Kinds Of Drugs,Drinking, And other Shit..! o_o!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

G-A-AnimeFan4 [2013-09-02 00:09:50 +0000 UTC]

yup

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

NightcoreDubstep [2013-01-27 05:27:32 +0000 UTC]

His hair is kinda nice...the rest?Not so much.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

xMeganiumx [2012-06-27 17:14:17 +0000 UTC]

Why would he have fangirls? lolz...btw I think he looks like Voldemort e,e

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

YumeHoshiChan In reply to xMeganiumx [2012-06-27 17:43:06 +0000 UTC]

Voldemort and Michael Jackson's twisted love child.

And you'd be surprised. I've seen fanfictions and youtube videos that I cannot erase from my mind.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

xMeganiumx In reply to YumeHoshiChan [2012-06-27 23:25:20 +0000 UTC]

You're saying that you're worse than me, aren't you..

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

ButcheredBabydoll [2011-10-09 20:48:41 +0000 UTC]

He must've been on steroids, hallucinogenic drugs, heroine, cocaine, and crack! AT THE SAME TIME!
....
Or maybe he was just drunk...
....
Yeah.... O.O"

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 2

mgg121288 In reply to ButcheredBabydoll [2012-07-26 03:54:20 +0000 UTC]

And Meth too.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

ButcheredBabydoll In reply to mgg121288 [2012-07-26 04:11:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, meth too.

DON'T FORGET THE METH!!!! xD

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

YumeHoshiChan In reply to ButcheredBabydoll [2011-10-25 02:15:29 +0000 UTC]

That just made me think of a Jeff dunham quote:

"I don't do drugs."
"then how did you come up with ME?!"

I'm so weird. But yeah, I agree. Kishi...drop the drugs. They screw up your characters.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

ButcheredBabydoll In reply to YumeHoshiChan [2011-10-28 05:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Yeah....he REEEAALLLYY need to drop the drugs.
We just CANNOT afford him to make another screwed up character like this pedo-snake. (Yes, pedo-snake. A pedo-bear does not describe him well enough)

BTW, me and my BFF really do love your Fanfic, Akatsukitties. I remember when I introduced the story to her during a sleep over. I sadly only got a few hours of sleep that night, thanks to her constant squealing over the romantic parts, and Tobi.

She's writing her own akatsuki-becomes-cats-and-get-sent-to-our-world fanfic. And maybe you could try and read it, and give her some tips? (It is her first fanfic) It's called 'Akatsuki, insane human vocaloids equals chaos' by SerenaOfTheFunk.
(My OC is Mizu in it, hers is Kaiji) (P.S. Get ready for some major swearing and some OOC.)

...sh*t, I was ranting...again... I tend to do that a lot whenever I'm messaging... I'll just stop writing now and think about why I epically FAIL at life... -_-"

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

YumeHoshiChan In reply to ButcheredBabydoll [2011-10-29 00:45:18 +0000 UTC]

I think I saw that one listred somewhere...I'll check it out. ;3 And thanks for teh compliment~

PEDO-BEAR, OROCHIMARU HAS REPLACED YOU.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

ButcheredBabydoll In reply to YumeHoshiChan [2011-10-29 03:13:11 +0000 UTC]

Thankies! Serena is happy that you're checking it out!

Sorry pedo-bear, but Orochimaru will be an even better pedophile than you'll ever be.

....God, did I just make that seem like a compliment? O.o"

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

YumeHoshiChan In reply to ButcheredBabydoll [2011-10-29 13:02:12 +0000 UTC]

XD I think so.

Actually, my original idea was gonna have a picture of a little kid with Orochimaru on the side and say "Pedo-bear has nothing on this!"

NOT A COMPLIMENT. XD

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

ButcheredBabydoll In reply to YumeHoshiChan [2011-10-29 19:46:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh my bast, that would be HILARIOUS if you made that!!! xDDDD I'm laughing just thinking about it!!!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

YumeHoshiChan In reply to ButcheredBabydoll [2011-10-29 20:33:22 +0000 UTC]

XD I might do that sometime...

Also, I looked at your friend's story and left a review. JSYK. :3

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

ButcheredBabydoll In reply to YumeHoshiChan [2011-10-30 20:02:47 +0000 UTC]

Thankies! And I hope so!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

Procar [2011-09-13 22:12:30 +0000 UTC]

Orochimaru: Have you any problem with me, little Yume......? (telling you creeply)

lol XD

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

YumeHoshiChan In reply to Procar [2011-09-13 22:28:56 +0000 UTC]

OH GODZ!!!! GET THE FUDGING SHOTGUNS!!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

Procar In reply to YumeHoshiChan [2011-09-13 22:36:43 +0000 UTC]

XD XD XD

Orochimaru: Why so serious.....? (moving his tongue)

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

YumeHoshiChan In reply to Procar [2011-09-13 22:41:47 +0000 UTC]

*holdign the shotgun* DO NOT COME NEAR ME!!!!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

Procar In reply to YumeHoshiChan [2011-09-13 22:54:00 +0000 UTC]

Orochimaru: o.o! ¬¬,.......kukukukkuukuku, really you think you ca stop me with this stupid thing? Well, if yuo wish to dream while I catch you for my new experiment......But please, be a good child....(touching your neck)

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

YumeHoshiChan In reply to Procar [2011-09-13 23:09:22 +0000 UTC]

*twitching violently* Oh crap...DEIDARA!!!

Deidara: what, un?
Me: *whisperwhisper*
Deidara:...eh, what the heck. Art IS an explosion, after all. *pulls out explosive clay*

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

Procar In reply to YumeHoshiChan [2011-09-14 20:53:29 +0000 UTC]

Orochimaru: o.o/////// WTF?!?!?! (runs for his life)

XD XD XD, nice move with Deidara!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

mgg121288 In reply to Procar [2012-07-26 04:01:50 +0000 UTC]

Deidara is Orochimaru's Kryptonite.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

Procar In reply to mgg121288 [2012-07-26 10:58:45 +0000 UTC]

o.o.......his kryptonite......huhhuhu...I see I see...XD XD XD

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

Papan-01 [2011-09-13 00:48:03 +0000 UTC]

well, he is a very important character of the series, and kishimoto is one of the top mangakas in japan, it's not anything unusual for him to make a wierd character like orochimaru cause he has the talent, also akira toriyama looks like a very honest person, would you say he was on crack when he made frieza!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 2

mgg121288 In reply to Papan-01 [2012-07-26 04:05:50 +0000 UTC]

I think Katsuhiro Otomo was on drugs when he made Akira.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

YumeHoshiChan In reply to Papan-01 [2011-09-13 01:00:48 +0000 UTC]

Good point. But again, it's just a joke and my opinion. I'm not actually implying that Kishimoto does drugs, or anything like that.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

Papan-01 In reply to YumeHoshiChan [2011-09-13 01:33:16 +0000 UTC]

i knew it was a joke and what you ment, i just told you my opinion

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

YumeHoshiChan In reply to Papan-01 [2011-09-13 01:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Okay. sorry. I get defensive really easy...

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

Papan-01 In reply to YumeHoshiChan [2011-09-13 02:50:26 +0000 UTC]

wait why are you apologizing dude? was i rude, sorry, i really didn't mean anything like that. he's a relly evil character that makes people say 'how could someone come up with this idea!'

you made a very good point, and i just answered your question

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

YumeHoshiChan In reply to Papan-01 [2011-09-13 22:10:17 +0000 UTC]

Sorry. I just mean for kind of arguing against you like that. You didn't do anything wrong.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0


| Next =>