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Yurbleyurble13 — The REAL Reason Koga Left

Published: 2010-07-02 02:55:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 8203; Favourites: 52; Downloads: 251
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Description Haha ha ha....

Yeah, I disturb myself lately wish how much I destroy my own childhood :'D I really don't know WHERE the fuck this came from.

I just came up this image in my head of Janine crying to Falkner about her father avoiding her [with Bugsy in the background being all huffy and miffed off] and Falkner trying to reassure her there's a perfectly good reason...
And then for some reason I picture him telling Lance to stfu. Naked. In the same bed.

AND THEN THE LULZ CAME.

I swear, there's a ton of straight pairings I love in Pokemon!

Yet, for some reason, I love pairing young redheads with old people :'D I liked Lorelei/Agatha before this and never though I could get anything squickier.

And then Lance just popped up in Koga's bed.

Just to let you know, when I was YOUNGER in the golden age, Bugsy and Falkner were my fav gym leaders of Gold and I always pictured them being really close. Then when I got a little older and discovered yaoi, I completely shipped them. I've been shipping them since I was 12 XD;; Yet these days, I like their couple to always be the buttmonkey and get interupted.

Well, anyway, yes. Koga left after his wife abandoned him, finding him in bed with... *snickerlaugh* Surge (I REALLY HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME AND MY OBSESSION WITH SURGE) he decided to accept the offer to the new E4 (after some discrepencies with Agatha retiring) and let his daughter lead the gym at age 12... just to protect his honor and not let her know the REAL reason mommy left :'D I'm such a bad person.

Then Lance kept making slight passing at him until Koga finally just got pissed at the little shit and took the inivitation.

Now whenever Janine tries to deliver his lunch/talk to him, he is always very conviently 'absent' at the time. And so she weeps. Don't worry honey :'D He's just gay. I'm sure you'll walk in him just like your mother did!

...*sigh* Why do I have so much fun tainting my childhood? ...it's damn fun, that's why
btw, if you can't read...

Janine: WHY!? WHY?!! Why whenever I approach the Indigo Plateau does he dissapear!?
Bugsy: Couldn't she've chosen some OTHER time to have a meltdown? [cockblock'd]
Janine: Did I dishonor our family!? Am I forsaken?!
Falkner: Bugsy! Be polite! [also cockblock'd] Janine, dear, calm down! I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason!
---Elsewhere...
Lance: So, when are you going to tell your daughter what a huge faggot you are?
Koga: ...shut up, Lance. Before I make you.

Excuse the language....

I'm actually really happy with how this came out drawing wise. I especially love Lance's face and Bugsy's hair, and Falkner's general appearnce--- hell, everything : D!!

Falkner, Janine, Bugsy, Koga, Lance(c)Nintendo
art(c)KECA[*Yurbleyurble13 ]
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Comments: 45

HowlerTheEvilKitten1 [2014-05-04 14:01:21 +0000 UTC]

This is perfect~ x3

Oh, and the Koge/Surge shipping is apparently called Toxicboltshipping and is pretty rare

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FenrirDarkWolfe [2013-02-11 01:07:22 +0000 UTC]

Janine! Stop complaining to them and just record them already!

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Fumseck73 [2012-05-10 19:37:22 +0000 UTC]

Mouahahaha, it gave me ideas for a nuzlocke fanfiction I'm writing in this period XD

I'll gave the name for those who will ask me ^^

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agosiciliano [2011-04-04 18:06:03 +0000 UTC]

since you like shipping with an young redhead and an old person...
Fry x Farnsworth\Wernstrom\Mom (Futurama)?
Martin x Abe Simpson\Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)?
Misty x Blaine\Pryce (Pokemon [gens 1 to 4])?
Kairi x any form of Ansem (Kingdom Hearts)?
Sakura x Orochimaru\3rd Hokage (Naruto)?
Misty s' sisters x Blaine, Pryce, and Wattson (Pokemon [anime])
Its all shippings i can think for.

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Asphodels [2011-02-24 03:38:49 +0000 UTC]

Lmao, Koga. Such a sluuuuutt.

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to Asphodels [2011-02-24 03:46:27 +0000 UTC]

lol XD A man has his needs >:T That's his excuse anyway.

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Luigigirl65 [2010-12-19 00:14:44 +0000 UTC]

Gays!
No wonder why Janine is soo crazy!
(but I like her so who gives a damn)

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to Luigigirl65 [2010-12-19 00:55:04 +0000 UTC]

Er... thanks?
It was just a joke.

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Luigigirl65 In reply to Yurbleyurble13 [2010-12-19 01:17:35 +0000 UTC]

I thought he left because he was bored or was sick of his daughter...

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to Luigigirl65 [2010-12-19 01:24:05 +0000 UTC]

Well, he left officially because he had to take up a position in the Elite 4. There was never any hint that he didn't love Janine.

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Luigigirl65 In reply to Yurbleyurble13 [2010-12-19 01:36:32 +0000 UTC]

Pfft I was joking!
I love Janine to! (Just a little more than he does...)

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The-Bread-Man [2010-10-11 04:13:39 +0000 UTC]

can not unsee D;

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to The-Bread-Man [2010-11-05 02:40:04 +0000 UTC]

I don't think I can apologize, since that was my intention XD

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Envos-the-Bouncy [2010-08-10 02:40:32 +0000 UTC]

WHAT. OH GOD.
(Those guys are like, my favorite characters. xD)

Poor Janine hahaha~

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to Envos-the-Bouncy [2010-11-05 02:39:48 +0000 UTC]

Your comment gives me so much joy~!
(lol, thanks for the comment, sorry for the late reply)

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Biplizard [2010-08-08 15:20:28 +0000 UTC]

I lol'd
Thats realy all i can say

That and I think i approve of those 2...

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to Biplizard [2010-08-08 15:30:44 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, lol'ing is sometimes the only thing we can do.

YES! I have converted someone >:3 fff, lol, I didn't ever expect anyone to approve XD

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Biplizard In reply to Yurbleyurble13 [2010-08-08 15:44:04 +0000 UTC]

I suck at commenting too so oh well xD

TBH, ive grown to like Koga recently and Im a sucker for lance anyway so most ships involving him im all for xD

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to Biplizard [2010-08-08 17:47:02 +0000 UTC]

Naah, we all suck, but it's the fact that you commented that counts! and thanks for the fav too!

lol, I realize I like all the 30/40 year old men in pokemon. Surge is my worst obsession.

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Biplizard In reply to Yurbleyurble13 [2010-08-08 18:00:38 +0000 UTC]

Welcome ^^

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yoshi12370 [2010-07-21 14:36:24 +0000 UTC]

Funny comic! I'm more of a ToxicBoltShipper

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to yoshi12370 [2010-08-08 15:25:38 +0000 UTC]

FFFF Well, Surge WAS the person Koga cheated on his wife with :'D In my mind. Because Surge is a home wrecker.

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yoshi12370 In reply to Yurbleyurble13 [2010-08-08 17:22:18 +0000 UTC]

And that's why that ship is awesome!

XD

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to yoshi12370 [2010-08-08 17:45:54 +0000 UTC]

Personally, I ship Surge with Bill more often XD;;

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yoshi12370 In reply to Yurbleyurble13 [2010-08-08 23:59:07 +0000 UTC]

I'm actually writing a fic about that right now

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to yoshi12370 [2010-08-09 00:45:17 +0000 UTC]

FFFF wait, about who XD?

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yoshi12370 In reply to Yurbleyurble13 [2010-08-09 01:02:26 +0000 UTC]

I'm writing a ToxicBolt fic about Koga getting jealous of Bill hanging out with Surge.

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to yoshi12370 [2010-08-09 01:05:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh lol XD haha. I love both pairings, Bill and Surge a little more because it was my first step to ruining my childhood.

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yoshi12370 In reply to Yurbleyurble13 [2010-08-09 10:12:57 +0000 UTC]

LOL my childhood was already ruined when I discovered fanfics. XD

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Mumy-chan [2010-07-04 00:09:00 +0000 UTC]

She's gonna have angst issues in the long run

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to Mumy-chan [2010-07-06 21:43:06 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. When she finally finds out things are... awkward. Especially because she thinks Lance was constantly trying to assault her father.

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EdoFangirl [2010-07-02 06:13:57 +0000 UTC]

This.

You are....

I have nothing to say.

You mindfuck my childhood and yet I am still entertained. You are SO lucky you're cute and dykey looking otherwise I'd bitch slap you.

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to EdoFangirl [2010-07-06 21:43:35 +0000 UTC]

:'D Only me, right~? Only me. And come on, you know what I support. You should expect this from me!

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EdoFangirl In reply to Yurbleyurble13 [2010-07-06 21:50:15 +0000 UTC]

I know I SHOULD, but I still...

AM slightly creeped out. Only slightly.

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to EdoFangirl [2010-07-06 21:57:45 +0000 UTC]

<3

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EdoFangirl In reply to Yurbleyurble13 [2010-07-06 22:04:37 +0000 UTC]

I like your new ID beeteedubs.

<3

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to EdoFangirl [2010-07-06 22:17:38 +0000 UTC]

Just posted it <3

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EdoFangirl In reply to Yurbleyurble13 [2010-07-06 22:24:55 +0000 UTC]

It looks epic.

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Hamfootsia [2010-07-02 04:53:47 +0000 UTC]

ahhh~ redheads are the best in yaoi hahaha

almost all my favorite fandoms have included a redhead, weirdly enough

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to Hamfootsia [2010-07-06 21:43:56 +0000 UTC]

XD Totes!

That's cause Redheads are loveable :3

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Hamfootsia In reply to Yurbleyurble13 [2010-07-06 21:54:41 +0000 UTC]

true dat

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kagomelovesinu [2010-07-02 03:07:33 +0000 UTC]

pffffffft now this just kinda messes with my head. xD Honestly I pictured Lance to be straight, even with that flamboyant hair. But that doesn't make this not funny~

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to kagomelovesinu [2010-07-02 03:15:25 +0000 UTC]

>D Revenge for messing with mine! Wahahaha! And lol, idk, for the longest time Lance was just asexual [while Clair was hot for him XD] and just... there. Somehow he dropped next to Koga. idk, but Hilarity Ensues.

Thank you <3

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kagomelovesinu In reply to Yurbleyurble13 [2010-07-02 03:22:21 +0000 UTC]

I always like to think of Lance as an ass man.

you know I only mess with you for the better~

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Yurbleyurble13 In reply to kagomelovesinu [2010-07-02 03:23:34 +0000 UTC]

... ffffff I choked on my laugh. Nice. Just... nice.

And I'll mess with you right back~

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