Comments: 30
Tortive [2017-08-04 23:20:24 +0000 UTC]
NO! Spank him! Scare him! GET HIM AWAY FROM THE PLUG!!! He could get electrocuted!
(Sorry. I must do something when cats do extremely mischievous things.)
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Orangecraz [2015-05-25 20:10:47 +0000 UTC]
RLY SRY BUT I HAS 2 SEND DIS ON
U R NAO CURSD. U MUST SEND DIS ON OR U WILL BE KILLD. TONITE AT 12:00AM, BY BLOODY MARY. DIS AR TEH NO JOKE. SO DOAN FINKZ U CAN QUICKLY GIT OUT OV IT AN DELETE IT NAO CUZ BLOODY MARY WILL COME 2 U IF U DO NOT SEND DIS ON. SHE WILL SLIT UR THROAT AN UR WRISTS AN PULL UR EYEBALLS OUT WIF FORK. AN DEN HANG UR DED CORPSE IN UR BEDROOM CUPBORD OR PUT U UNDR UR BED. WUTS UR PARENTS GOIN 2 DO WHEN THEY FIND U DED? WONT BE FUNNY DEN, WILL IT? DOAN FINKZ DIS AR TEH FAEK AN IZ ALL PUT ON 2 SCARE U CUZ UR WRONG, SO VRY WRONG. WANTS 2 HEAR OV SUM OV TEH SAD, SAD PEEPS HOO LOST THEIR LIVEZ OR HAS BEEN SRSLY HURT BY DIS EMAIL?
CASE WAN -
ANNALIZE [SURNAME REMOVD] :SHE GOT DIS EMAIL. RUBBISH SHE THOT. SHE DELETD IT. AN NAO, ANNALIZE DED.
CASE 2 -
LOUIZE [SURNAME REMOVD]: SHE SENT DIS 2 ONLY 4 PEEPS AN WHEN SHE WOKE UP IN DA MORNIN HER WRISTS HAD DEEP LACERASHUNS ON EACH. LUCKILY THAR WUZ NO PAIN FELT, THOUGH SHE IZ SCARRD 4 LIFE.
CASE 3 -
THOMAS [SURNAME REMOVD]: HE SENT DIS 2 5 PEEPS. HOOJ MISTAEK. TEH NITE THOMAS WUZ LYIN IN HIS BED WATCHIN T.V. TEH CLOCK SHOWS 12:01AM. TEH T.V MISTERIOUSLY FLICKERD OFF AN THOMAS BEDROOM LAMP FLASHD ON AN OFF SEVERAL TIEMS. IT WENT PITCH BLACK, THOMAS LOOKD 2 TEH LEFT OV HIM AN THAR SHE WUZ, BLOODY MARY STANDIN IN WITE RAGS. BLOOD EVRYWHERE WIF KNIFE IN HER HAND DEN DISAPPEARD. TEH BIGGEST FRIGHT OV THOMAS LIFE.
WARNIN... NEVR LOOK IN MIRROR AN REPEAT -BLOODY MARY.BLOODY MARY. BLOODY MARY... I KILLD UR SON IZ TEH END 4 U TONITE! U R NAO CURSD
WE STRONGLY ADVIZE U 2 SEND DIS EMAIL ON. IT SRSLY NO JOKE. WE DOAN WANTS 2 C ANOTHR LIFE WASTD. ITZ UR CHOICE... WANNA DYE TONITE? IF U SEND DIS EMAIL 2...
NO PEEPS - URE GOIN 2 DYE.
1-5 PEEPS - URE GOIN 2 EITHR GIT HURT OR GIT TEH BIGGEST FRIGHT OV UR LIFE.
5-15 PEEPS - U WILL BRIN UR PPLZ BAD LUCK AN SOMEONE CLOSE 2 U WILL DYE.
15 -25 OR MOAR PEEPS - U R SAFE FRUM BLOODY MARY
(Sorry, I saw this in english on another lolcat pic, and thought to do this. I have no regrets.)
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LunaraTDQ [2015-03-18 05:18:55 +0000 UTC]
Thanks, I needed a dose of funny with a heavy dash of cute today.
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Valendale [2013-12-21 07:33:40 +0000 UTC]
That's disturbingly dangerous for a cat.
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TuggleJ [2013-01-18 02:35:06 +0000 UTC]
Christmas Vacation recreation in 3...2...1
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xXSaphiraX [2012-04-29 22:44:05 +0000 UTC]
i dont think there is anywhere you can go on the internet without finding a cat there
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CoalsandEmbers [2011-07-14 02:22:09 +0000 UTC]
sounds like the people here. my county stinks -_-'
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SarahFredrickson [2011-06-18 21:02:49 +0000 UTC]
uhm... that is one smart cat... :/
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Nintendoart [2011-04-05 19:50:57 +0000 UTC]
If only I knew what the name of that font was.
Still, pretty funny there! Hope that cat didn't get zapped or nuttin'.
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kawaii-ongiri [2010-10-03 16:54:22 +0000 UTC]
this is cute!!
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Draconia87 [2010-07-11 02:35:12 +0000 UTC]
well my cat tried this only once... since than she's a bit... strange... but still okay ^^
Did you know that cats are able to hear electricity flow through cables?
It's amazing !
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pallottili [2010-07-09 13:36:02 +0000 UTC]
LOVELY!!!
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Yuvi-Blue In reply to Globular-Cluster [2008-10-18 15:28:06 +0000 UTC]
He's so cute! This morning he was all following me and what not and then he was on the opposite end of the room. I said "Desmund, come here" and he ran to me XD
He's such a good cat. I'm glad your cat got knocked up.
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Schieben [2008-10-17 19:52:53 +0000 UTC]
You'll have fried kitty if he keeps that up.
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Yuvi-Blue In reply to Schieben [2008-10-17 19:59:18 +0000 UTC]
lol, yeah. We gotta try to get him to stop that.
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