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ZabuKawaii — I can has personality? pt 1

Published: 2009-12-08 02:04:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 2409; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 48
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Description Warning: The most TL;DR bullshit you'll ever force yourself to read.

It's no big mystery that the ever-infamous Chris-chan is a master when it comes to making the most flat female characters this side of... anywhere. All they really do is gossip, have crazy anthro-sex with their partners and sometimes, if Chris is feeling like having them actually do shit, face rape innocent victims of his fucked up comicbook.

So, me being the person with way too much free time on her hands, decided to give a few of his little characterless whores a little makeover. I may to more, hence the "pt. 1" in the title... I'll probably just do the "rosechus" though... save for Rosechu herself since she's beyond saving...

From Left to Right:
Bubbles:
-Original character description: Bubbles has a bubbly personality; likes to have fun often, a bit goofy sometimes, yet serious when the situation calls for it.
-New character description: The Tomboy of the chaotic combo, Bubbles is a firm believer that anything you can do she can do better. In constant search for a challenge, Bubbles is willing to try anything on the grounds of showing off and showing you up. The only person whom Bubbles has come neck and neck with but was unable to actually pull ahead of was Blake, the black Sonichu. As a result she grew interested in him and without even consulting him about it, dubbed him her rival who she will, without even the slightest warning, challenge at a moments notice to anything that could be done at the time.

Angelica:
-Original character description: Angelica is a religious type; she feels peace and tranquility often from the presence of God and Jesus and her healthy life in general.
-New character description: An ex-convict, Angelica’s eyes were opened when she was sentenced to sustain her lengthy parole within a nunnery (We’re not all entirely sure why, the CWCville court systems are a mystery). After having her eyes opened to god and his ability to heal her hell-bound soul, Angelica will stop at nothing to rid the world of sin by her own means. With god, his word and her arsenal of “holy weapons” at her fingertips, Angelica is not afraid to force her religion on you. She views herself to be some sort of prophet, although she goes about spreading god’s good word via her own twisted means. Sinners beware; those who refuse to turn their own eyes to god just might loose them.

Lolisa
-Original character description: Lolisa is of Radio DJ and Co-Host personality; she keeps up with the latest news and trends, sad from bad news; happy from good news, honest and punctual. (Whatever the fucking fuck that means....)
-New character description: The more vapid of the Rosechus, Lolisa finds it to be her job to spread whatever news she dubs worthy all about CWCville and is energetic and enthusiastic about her unofficial job beyond comprehension. If you have an ear to lend, you better have a seat to sit down on; Lolisa has the tendency to drone on, or forget what she was talking about and start from the very beginning. Despite her empty-headedness and sometimes-empty gossip, she has the ability to hone her skills to the fullest and even dig up information that can solve crimes. Not that you’ll see her on many crimes scenes unless it involves her favorite celebrity, she only spreads hot gossip that interests her at the time.
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Comments: 10

Lightwolf236 [2013-09-22 01:48:01 +0000 UTC]

Hats off to you my good sir or madam   

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Serverus-Snope [2012-04-26 03:18:45 +0000 UTC]

My God... are these electric hedgehogs actually... interesting?

*DUN DUN DUN*

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BlackEyeHawk [2010-12-27 01:16:58 +0000 UTC]

Bullshit? Don't call yourself that, you have THE drill!

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Ray3885 [2010-04-12 01:44:45 +0000 UTC]

I like what you did to Angelica the most. A character I can actually like here. lol

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SonichuFanclub [2009-12-16 21:03:48 +0000 UTC]

O_O My mind...it...it shut off!

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ZabuKawaii In reply to SonichuFanclub [2009-12-16 21:08:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear! D8

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Yoshi2021 [2009-12-15 01:30:47 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I actually like these characters then the sluts Chris-Chan creates...

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ZabuKawaii In reply to Yoshi2021 [2009-12-15 03:05:24 +0000 UTC]

Then my mission was a success!

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chorsjohncoppot44 [2009-12-09 02:15:41 +0000 UTC]

These are amazing.
100 times better than Chris chan's designs.

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ZabuKawaii In reply to chorsjohncoppot44 [2009-12-09 02:30:58 +0000 UTC]


An infant could make a design 100 times better than chris...

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