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BStyle3 [2021-01-07 02:57:58 +0000 UTC]
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warrior31992 [2019-06-19 02:55:33 +0000 UTC]
Interesting
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AUTODECEPTITRON [2018-09-28 15:52:27 +0000 UTC]
IMPERFECT CELL: N-n-now I know what you're thinking... "Should I rip off his tail?" And the answer might surprise—
(16 rips off Imperfect Cell's tail, causing him to scream like a cartoon character)
ANDROID 17: I was not ready for today.
ANDROID 18: I don't think any of us were.
IMPERFECT CELL: Do you know... how long it's gonna take to re-grow my tail?
ANDROID 16: Pardon?
IMPERFECT CELL: BLIP! (regrows his tail instantly) Thanks to Uncle Piccolo's cells, an ultimately fruitless effort! But if it's any consolation... THAT HURT LIKE HELL!
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Xenomaster [2015-07-14 08:02:40 +0000 UTC]
Because, bitch, I drink people!
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Izura-Kanasai In reply to Xenomaster [2017-08-20 20:05:35 +0000 UTC]
Remember that time when I drank that guy!? THAT was f**king weird!
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Xenomaster In reply to Izura-Kanasai [2017-08-20 20:09:55 +0000 UTC]
But speaking of academics...
...it's time to take you, Goku...
...to Perfect University.
We'd say "Take you to school," but I think we're beyond the basics.
Doesn't that make it...P.U?
And we love that you got that.
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Izura-Kanasai In reply to Xenomaster [2017-08-20 20:32:17 +0000 UTC]
EVERY WORD YOU JUST SAID HAS MADE ME VIOLENTLY ANGRY!!
EVERY WORD YOU JUST SAID HAS MADE ME VIOLENTLY ANGRY!!
OH GREAT, NOW I'M AGREEING WITH CELL!!
OH GREAT, NOW I'M AGREEING WITH VEGETA!!
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!
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Xenomaster In reply to Izura-Kanasai [2017-08-20 20:40:13 +0000 UTC]
"♪'P' is for 'priceless', the look upon your faces♪
♪'E' is for 'extinction', all your puny races♪
♪'R' for 'revolution', which will be televised♪
♪'F' is for how 'f**ked' you are, now allow me to repriiise♪
♪'E' is for 'eccentric', just listen to my song♪
♪'C' is for 'completion', that I waited for so long♪
♪'T' is for the 'terror', upon you I’ll bestow♪
(chuckles)
♪My name is Perfect Cell, and I'd like to say...hello.♪"
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Izura-Kanasai In reply to Xenomaster [2017-08-20 21:02:31 +0000 UTC]
I'm sorry, I'm a little high up here- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY GOKU?!
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Xenomaster In reply to Izura-Kanasai [2017-08-21 10:23:09 +0000 UTC]
You know, if you want my personal opinion, "Kikoho" is a pretty sad choice of last words. But, to be fair, it's far from the worst decision you've made today.
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Izura-Kanasai In reply to Xenomaster [2017-08-24 21:31:57 +0000 UTC]
If I had a watch I'd be looking at it REAL condescendingly right now!
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Xenomaster In reply to Izura-Kanasai [2017-08-24 21:45:55 +0000 UTC]
Oh no, no, that was another guy. His name was "Shit, Sherlock", first name "No".
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Izura-Kanasai In reply to Xenomaster [2017-08-24 22:22:24 +0000 UTC]
SORRY KIDS, NOT TELLING THE STORY AGAIN! BUT I WILL LEAVE YOU ALL ENLIGHTENED! SOLAR FLAIR!!
(How do you do the italics, and bold??)
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Xenomaster In reply to Izura-Kanasai [2017-08-24 22:23:37 +0000 UTC]
So South City is to the North, North City is to the West, and East City is...also to the North. ...Where the f**k am I?
Ctrl B/I
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Izura-Kanasai In reply to Xenomaster [2017-08-25 00:32:00 +0000 UTC]
I'll admit Goku I'm impressed! A blast that strong should have wiped you, yet here you are STILL SWINGING AWAY at me!
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Xenomaster In reply to Izura-Kanasai [2017-08-25 13:01:55 +0000 UTC]
Fine. Goku, I'll play along with this little joke. But I want you to know: While I'm busy pounding your son... I'll be thinking of you entire time.
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Izura-Kanasai In reply to Xenomaster [2017-08-25 19:36:43 +0000 UTC]
Honestly I meant to end it on the Solar Flair one, you know, kind of a clever ending, but this extended further than I was prepared for.
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Xenomaster In reply to Izura-Kanasai [2017-08-25 21:57:05 +0000 UTC]
If you can't take the heat, stay away from Xeno!
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Izura-Kanasai In reply to Xenomaster [2017-08-25 23:18:11 +0000 UTC]
It's not that I can't take the heat, it's that there isn't enough source material yet.
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Xenomaster In reply to Izura-Kanasai [2017-08-26 08:28:11 +0000 UTC]
"Easy City has a panda sanctuary, that's cute"
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seimeisamarian [2014-12-29 22:11:45 +0000 UTC]
Great work, I like it...
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