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Published: 2009-05-15 00:14:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 1019; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 21
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Description Fairly self explanatory, made me laugh while doing them.

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Sonic1234567891 [2012-09-07 01:29:07 +0000 UTC]

very funny! but i think this is an insult to all of chimp-kind

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Rhavis [2010-10-09 07:22:55 +0000 UTC]

now that i think about it is there a card maker or something people use to make these?

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ZacNewton In reply to Rhavis [2010-10-24 22:36:53 +0000 UTC]

There is indeed ;D

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Rhavis In reply to ZacNewton [2010-10-30 17:41:35 +0000 UTC]

where do i find it?

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Clay-Gryphon [2009-05-15 00:22:04 +0000 UTC]

nice one XD

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ZacNewton In reply to Clay-Gryphon [2009-05-15 06:48:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks ^^

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Clay-Gryphon In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-15 14:54:26 +0000 UTC]

y/w ^^

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josawvee [2009-05-15 00:18:36 +0000 UTC]

you do know that were bush president, that would be seen as treason, dont you? i mean honestly, youre a dumbshit, for having nothing better to do than insult the leaders of america

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ZacNewton In reply to josawvee [2009-05-15 06:47:34 +0000 UTC]

First of all, I'm English, so it wouldn't be treason, do some research before you go calling people dumbshit, dumbshit. Secondly, the man dragged my country into a war that we I for one wanted nothing to do with, for what? "War on terror"... Yeah right... Since initiating that war, all that has changed for us is that we've been targeted by the terrorists as well.

And having nothing better to do than insult people doesn't make you dumb, it makes you bored at like 3am, and I was only stating facts. He fucked up so many speeches it's unreal, going so far to say that what NASA was doing "isn't rocket-science".

And for being a dumbshit I use pretty good punctuation eh? Go buy some.

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josawvee In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-15 06:59:35 +0000 UTC]

i'm curious, when are you going to spit the donkey dick out of your mouth so your words can reach me?
I could use perfect puntuation too, I just choose not too (takes up too much of my time on idiots like you)

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ZacNewton In reply to josawvee [2009-05-15 07:07:06 +0000 UTC]

Look, you've obviously got some kind of problem with me, I can grasp that, but why don't you just get the fuck over it, what are you a child? I'd understand if you were the fucking man himself, but you're not, so please, just stop trying to cause Drama, it's pathetic, do you know how many Americans died in the Iraq wars? Most Americans hate him too, and stop resulting to immature insults, it's an insult to the truly stupid, cause I think you're just pretending.

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josawvee In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-15 07:34:53 +0000 UTC]

yeah i am pretending, i'm horrible at insults, but i'm not pretending about taking pride in my country. i dont see why you find the time to insult the leaders of other countries, and if you have to, why not do it to the cubans, or the now deceases sadaam husein. i mean come on, dictators are the ones to jab fun at, not ones who are voted in. personally, i've only seen people make fun of the leaders of america and i'm pissed at it, find some other country to jab at.

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KiLLeR-Mr-Chuckles In reply to josawvee [2011-04-10 19:17:46 +0000 UTC]

i am an American who thinks of George w bush as an imbecile of whom looks like a monkey

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ZacNewton In reply to josawvee [2009-05-15 11:22:02 +0000 UTC]

Dude, I spend enough time hating my own government, don't worry. I don't think one person, or even a group of people, should be able to control an area of land as large as a country. They are too detached from the consequences of their actions and decisions, and the power corrupts them. I didn't see George Bush going and fighting in Iraq, even though it was 'his' war, and nor did I see Tony Blair strapping on a vest and picking up a gun. Don't assume that because I have only had a dig at America that's the only body of government I hate. I don't hate you, I hate the man that made my country go to a war it was never involved in, which caused my Dad's cousin to see his friends die... happy?

Yes, I hate your government, get over it, I hate my government too, I hate government in general. I hope Barack Obama does a wonderful job, I was rooting for him. It's just my opinion that George Bush was a thick piece of shit, and he didn't exactly prove otherwise did he? he only got voted in because he abused America's patriotism and convinced them they 'had to go to war' and he was the man to lead them. If you have pride in your country, then you should hate him too for lessening the respect for America the world had. Plus, I get tirades of abuse on Xbox Live and such about being English, I don't bitch about it, I ignore it, it's really really easy.

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josawvee In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-15 17:29:37 +0000 UTC]

wonderful, we have the mutual hate of each other and each others government.
as far as barak obama doing good...yeah i'm not gonna count on it. the reason bush seemed so bad was because of all the shit bill clinton left behind when he left office, and the little detail that congress was being a bitch and fighting him on almost every little thing

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ZacNewton In reply to josawvee [2009-05-15 18:16:39 +0000 UTC]

Fair enough, but that doesn't discount the fact that he initiated the war on Iraq. I don't hate you, but feel free to hate me. I don't even really hate Bush, I just think he's a total idiot.

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josawvee In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-15 19:11:28 +0000 UTC]

iraq's extremists started it, he just continued it.
i think when you look closely you'll find two things that are true for everyone; everyone's an idiot as a default, but everyone also has the potential to not be an idiot

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ZacNewton In reply to josawvee [2009-05-15 21:39:26 +0000 UTC]

Fair point, but then I'd say he didn't fulfil his potential during his post as President. That's my opinion, sorry if it offends you, but I owe you a thank you anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed this argument / debate / flamewar.

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josawvee In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-15 21:46:00 +0000 UTC]

nobody lives theyre full potential, everybody stays an idiot. however, i already realized the idiocy of life and holding back ones potential, i'm waiting for a more appropriate time to unleash the potential and stop being an idiot.
everybody's entitled to their own opinion, that is as long as i give it to them ^_^ i love that joke.
oh yes, i love doing this too, it prepares me for the arguements i will have in the future with my future wife, haha

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ZacNewton In reply to josawvee [2009-05-15 22:25:59 +0000 UTC]

Haha, awesome, so, peace? For now anyway, I guess that argument has kinda run itself to a halt

Ciao

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josawvee In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-16 01:58:49 +0000 UTC]

yup, it has, i tell you what.

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ZacNewton In reply to josawvee [2009-05-16 07:44:44 +0000 UTC]

Did you stop midsentence there, or have I suddenly gone mad?

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josawvee In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-16 18:33:02 +0000 UTC]

naw, saying "i tell you what" is just something i say, its to add emphasis on my previous statement. over here in the states in the south people say it a lot, but i live in cali and i'm just a country boy at heart. somehow i never had the california accent, just for no reason i picked up a southerner's accent, go figure.

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ZacNewton In reply to josawvee [2009-05-17 19:35:30 +0000 UTC]

Alright, fair enough. I respect your patriotism man, but at the of the day, whether I like Bush or not, it was just a joke. Satire is my favourite form of humour. I hate my own government way more, because they're fucking up my country and making my life harder. I don't hate you, and I don't hate America, so no hard feelings right?

Peace

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josawvee In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-18 04:34:42 +0000 UTC]

alright, peace. oh and every government is fucked up. somehow you just gotta find the lesser of two evils...is there such a thing in government?

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ZacNewton In reply to josawvee [2009-05-18 08:37:12 +0000 UTC]

Nah, that's exactly why I hate them, hehe, whoever you vote for, they're still gonna screw you cause they just want money and power, bastards.

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josawvee In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-18 19:59:39 +0000 UTC]

just like mexico

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ZacNewton In reply to josawvee [2009-05-18 20:58:44 +0000 UTC]

Yup

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josawvee In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-19 07:54:10 +0000 UTC]

i think this conversation has withered away to nothing and joined its brothers of killed conversations in the dark abysmal void that is the modern human brain

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ZacNewton In reply to josawvee [2009-05-19 08:19:48 +0000 UTC]

definately Until I piss you off again..

Sayonara

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josawvee In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-19 19:52:51 +0000 UTC]

au revoir

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Clay-Gryphon In reply to josawvee [2009-05-15 00:21:53 +0000 UTC]

FLAMERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! DONT LIKE, DONT LOOK! SIMPLE AS! *end caps spam*

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RaeKage [2009-05-15 00:16:05 +0000 UTC]

XD I dont play since 6th grade...but DAMN XD

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ZacNewton In reply to RaeKage [2009-05-15 06:48:10 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, some cards should have definately been made xD

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RaeKage In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-15 19:53:00 +0000 UTC]

that would have brought in some new players

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ZacNewton In reply to RaeKage [2009-05-15 21:39:52 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, definately!

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RaeKage In reply to ZacNewton [2009-05-15 21:41:38 +0000 UTC]

Dude i might even come back =\

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ZacNewton In reply to RaeKage [2009-05-15 22:29:23 +0000 UTC]

hehe

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