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Published: 2010-07-23 06:01:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1008; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 15
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I'm working as a teachers aid for a third grade class at this camp. The kids there are fricken adorable and listen to whatever I say ...So I told them I'm dating the San Francisco Giants' pitcher Tim Lincecum.
And they believe me.
I photoshopped a picture of us ([link] ) so hopefully they'll believe me even more. Bahahahaha
I'm, like, obsessed with Tim "The Freak" Lincecum. Look at him. Just look.
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Goddamn he is so effing sexy. OH MY GOD.
OOOOHHHHH
MMYYYYYYYY
GOOOODDDD!
Wait ... proportional-wise; I'm not that short (5'4''), and Lincecum isn't that tall, either (5'11'') ... but he's tall (7'2'') and I'm short (5'3''), in my fantasy world, mmkay?
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I'm dating him. It's Facebook official.
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We broke up. After the Giants won the 2010 world series (!!!), he's been a diva. CAN'T HAVE THAT.
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Comments: 22
Haha, that's SO cute!!! I love how gullible little kids can be! Nice photo-shopping too by the way. Man, he is dang sexy!
It reminds me of when my best friend had a huge crush on Sanjaya Malakar back when he was one American Idol (2005 maybe?)
I photoshopped a picture of them together and all her siblings thought she went out on a date with him. So funny!
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LOL, that sounds like FUN! And the photo looks real! If you hadn't said it was 'shopped, I would of thought it was real!
Oh, by the way, I'm a Detroit Tigers fan, but this is pretty cool!
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would u rely do dat to hm if u ever see hm bcuz that wuld b hecka funny
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I love it. 
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buahaha. i love him. i'm a sox fan and i once told someone i was dating jon lester. too bad i had no photographic proof.
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Haha, love the expressions, how cute! The art is awesome too!! It's always nice to see other Lincecum fans lol
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HAHAHAHHAHAHA!! Well shit, the picture you photoshopped is convincing! If I hadn't read what you had put up there, I would have thought it was real.
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Well, thank you!!! The kids asked me why it was in black and white and I told them "that's how the photographer took it" but it's really to hide the color difference.
P.S. omg I haven't talked to you in days I miss you. <3
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They keep asking for his autograph but I keep telling them "sorry, kids, he's really really busy.. 
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LMFAO, oh I died laughing at this whole thing! You are so freaking adorable, and I KNOWS you must truly be dating him! FACEBOOK AND PICTURES SAY SO PSHAW! 
~Lai
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Oh god, I love all your comments. You are really too sweet! ilu so much! It's people/comments/encouragement like this that makes me keep drawing!
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AHAHAHAHA.
Oh. You gotta love little kids. x3
I'm lovin' the picture of you two. XD
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Ahaha I took the picture of us to camp today and all the kids were like "HOLYCRAP she really is dating Tim Lincecum!!!!" this one kid went up to a teacher and told her and the teacher came to me and asked me if it were true. I showed her the picture and she was like "WE need to TALK! Tell me EVERYTHING! Is he sweet to you? Has he taken you to his house yet?" *winkwink*
LOLOLOLOLOLOL I get such a kick out of totally pulling stories out my ass.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
This is so hilarious. XD
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