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Published: 2014-06-15 10:23:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 13171; Favourites: 233; Downloads: 27
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I jumped around on the computers a lot while Alyx was hacking them, she didn't seem to mind too much. It did lead to some great mental images though.Gordon Freeman, Alyx Vance (c) Half-Life 2
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are those portal turrets in the background?
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The Nova Prospekt turrets looks and has the same muzzle flashes as the ones in Aperture
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They're actually Combine turrets.
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Hmm, their silhouettes reminded me of the ones from Portal.
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CAT FREEMAN WHO WAS GORDON FREEMAN'S CAT
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Maybe he's part cat... Or actually, maybe you are, Zarla.
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I JUST LIKE JUMPING ON THINGS, WHAT CAN I SAY
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Hm.. Do you like to do any of the following:
1) Sleep on staircases or other locations where people can easily trip on you
2) Attack things that were in contact with catnip
3) Chase laser dots or random tiny and/or shiny inanimate objects
4) Eat houseplants, even if the technically inedible ones.
5) Give things highly apathetic, condescending stares as they go by.
If so, we may be able to establish a correlation.
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ummmmmmmm.........is it weird my answer is yes to all of them O_O
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Since our experimental group is currently you and Zarla, apparently it's normal.
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That is a sign that your scientist wants a good petting
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i don't think alyx would mind that so much, haha
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No more computers for you, Alyx, you're coming with him!
- Polecat
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Now I'm imagining his HEV suit with a Navi voice built in. "Hey!" "Listen!" "Hey Hey!"
- Polecat
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If you ignore him, he will jump on your computers more.
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TO BE FAIR, IT DOESN'T SEEM TO DAMAGE THEM IN ANY WAY
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Gordon is as light as a feather
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