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“Oh I do say, Rarity, must you always go straight to work after lunch?” Rarity’s ears folded back as she searched for her pin cushion. “My dear darling Fancy Pants,” the female cooed, “You know our ritual! We all have a lovely lunch and then it’s off to work for me!”
“I know, darling but I’d so like for…well…a change in the ritual to occur.” Rarity’s eyes widened and shock fell over her.
“A change in the…dah-ah-ling,” she laughed, “No, no! We must keep to a schedule! After all, Cesare needs structure in his life. According to the baby books we-“
“That’s all fine and good, Rarity, but what about us?”
“What about us?”
“Well I thought perhaps instead of you working through the afternoon then preparing dinner we could indulge in a little…afternoon delight…” Rarity, who had found the pin cushion at this point, gasped loudly at Fancy Pants’ comment.
“Oh I must say!”
“No. No Rarity, you won’t say anything…” Fancy Pants slid up next to his wife, whispering into her fluffy ear. “Because I’ll be doing all of the talking. Your mouth will be otherwise occupied.”
“Gracious!”
“Shshsh,” Fancy Pants purred, “I’m not done. I’ll make sure you’re not talking, darling, but instead moaning. The only words you’ll utter is ‘more’ and my name…”
“FANCY PANTS STOP IT! I’M TRYING TO WORK!”
“Have I got you all flustered, darling?”
“Get out of here, you bad stallion!” Fancy Pants sighed and trotted out of the room. “And wait for me in our boudoir.” He smirked, turning over his shoulder at his smiling wife before trotting off.
And then they banged /shot
Anyway exploring some of my mane6 otp relationships. Decided to color in that one sketch I did of Rarity/Fancy Pants. Anyway the headcanon is that Fancy Pants, while being prim, proper and debonair, is an avid dirty talker who gets pleasure out of making Rarity sweat while she's doing something important. Such as sewing.
I love these two so much XD