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COMMENT OR YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A CORVETTE!
"......."
"So let me get this straight. The wellness check sent you to a lab, weird science chick was all goopy, you touched a doorknob with the goop, and-"
"Now my ass is bigger than my car, yes."
"How are you so calm about everything?"
"I'm really not, my Rubik's Cube is under me and I can't get up, I want to scream..."
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Oh dear, looks like that weird science lady has so rather wild concoctions. Let this be a lesson, use gloves, sanitize your surfaces, and wash your hands. Little things have big consequences~
God imagine if she ripped ass...
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"Hold on, almost got it, I can feel it!"
"Craw, hurry up..."
"I'm tryin', hold your horses- Got it! Ok... yea I'm stuck..."
"Wow, that's not good."
"Well! C-Can't you just lean over an-"
BBLLALRLRROOOOOOMMPPPHMMPP!
"I can. Didn't want to do that but at least your free now."
"*cough* Owww..."
"I've farted you into a wall before, you'll be fine. Come on, give me the cube."
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Imagine no longer~
Art done by StrangeBump !! They do sketch requests for their $5 patrons, I really recommend checking them out! I don't think they do farts though.