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Oh muse goddess of old.
Place your pen in this key board I hold
Give me the diction of the powerful Boerger
As I tell the tale with alliterative fervor

An assignment from a holy father.
Due in two days, so have no falter.
A class with a task to satire a thing
And then in the swift witted Devin's mind a bell rang

The bell rang late, to the last moon of the task.
So he called apon a god like ally, with a question to ask
Homework in english? Was the phrase that spilled out into text
"Oh there was that one thing with that thing we had to read" was the answer which vexed

Nonsense! He cried as he fell into a stupor.
Demanding an explanation for the Christians fervor.
No response came from the mobile device
Leaving Devin's brain to be crushed by a vice.

Anxiety was his bedmate that night
With the fear of failure and his mothers might.
With a stormy dawn on the horizon.
Devin set out with a single vision.

A quest to lead him to the depths of Fessler and back.
To find the Pappas and receive his task.
But alas the Pappas was no wear to be found.
So he sent an electronic messenger, with a message, by data bound.

Whilst waiting for a response demons descended him.
So he took up The Modest Proposal to bash them in.
The anxiety was fought back, but for only a moment.
For a quest he knew he was about to be sent.

With a hall pass in hand as his mighty shield
To make the vicious hall furies yield
He prepared to face the worst of then all.
Carver who's apt name made great heroes fall.

The beast cooperated quite well.
When presented with the heroes morn-full tale
She sent him to a bright summer's grove.
Were the original quest was bound to be told.

To write a satire, pure comic gold
Making fun of an event you behold.
An instant inspiration the hero strook.
To write an epic about the Journey he took.

He sat down in his dungeon, in a private cell
And took up some music, so that he could write well
The Great Bards of Hair, bands of Great White and Motley's Band.
Playing sweet songs to move his mighty writing hand.

So he wrote down his epic, on a generic word writer
And to bring it to class to please the great scholar.
An assignment for a grade and blessings to get.
So this is the poem and the tale to write it.

The end. Or is it when Devin's message was read.
There was in fact no assignment the Great Father said.
Oh Goddess sing the wrath of Scotts son Devin!
Who's rage shuck the clouds and thunder from the heavens.

Revenge, he said, Justice he thought.
With this in mind, the great father he fought.
With sarcasm his sword and satire his shield
Too let loose a great verse to make the Pappas yield.

To smite Devin's power, the father called upon a Hero in stone.
A philosopher who's name causes the students groan.
Socrates claimed great wisdom and virtue
But his philosophy is elevated hypocritic dog poo

His wisdom and virtue was all for not.
Just like the assignment Devin feared he forgot.
When the Athenians caught him and poisoned him dead
And on the Acropolis displayed his bloody head.

And as Pappas displayed the plaster man on his desk.
The Athenians displayed his head so zombie-esque.
Did his thought really matter now that he's dead?
To have all that wisdom but without a head?

And thusly Socrates lied there dead.
Smited with wit, poor plastic head.
The sword of sarcasm pierced his heart.
And the shield of literature keeping our hero in one part.

Twirling his blade with a mighty flourish,
Devin approached the father so revenge could be nourished.
His sword and shield gripped firmly in his hand.
He charged the English teacher with wit and reprimand.

The father is a father, how funny is that?
If only his kid wore more cool hats.
Noah Pappas a good kid its true.
If only he got it when I referenced Rocky 2

Now to the Elder, with his baldness and beard
Gentle and kind, but respected and feared.
Assigning homework to make student life Hell.
The truest tyrant would do just as well.

I come into class talking the pirate talk.
But he takes the talk and throws it to the walk.
Taking students story's as his own best sellers
He publishes assignments that they thought were failures.

There on the ground M Pap resides.
With his plots and secrets, open wide.
Devin stands triumphant and proud.
With his rhymes and triumphs cried aloud.

The End.

Description
Oh muse goddess of old.
Place your pen in this key board I hold
Give me the diction of the powerful Boerger
As I tell the tale with alliterative fervor

An assignment from a holy father.
Due in two days, so have no falter.
A class with a task to satire a thing
And then in the swift witted Devin's mind a bell rang

The bell rang late, to the last moon of the task.
So he called apon a god like ally, with a question to ask
Homework in english? Was the phrase that spilled out into text
"Oh there was that one thing with that thing we had to read" was the answer which vexed

Nonsense! He cried as he fell into a stupor.
Demanding an explanation for the Christians fervor.
No response came from the mobile device
Leaving Devin's brain to be crushed by a vice.

Anxiety was his bedmate that night
With the fear of failure and his mothers might.
With a stormy dawn on the horizon.
Devin set out with a single vision.

A quest to lead him to the depths of Fessler and back.
To find the Pappas and receive his task.
But alas the Pappas was no wear to be found.
So he sent an electronic messenger, with a message, by data bound.

Whilst waiting for a response demons descended him.
So he took up The Modest Proposal to bash them in.
The anxiety was fought back, but for only a moment.
For a quest he knew he was about to be sent.

With a hall pass in hand as his mighty shield
To make the vicious hall furies yield
He prepared to face the worst of then all.
Carver who's apt name made great heroes fall.

The beast cooperated quite well.
When presented with the heroes morn-full tale
She sent him to a bright summer's grove.
Were the original quest was bound to be told.

To write a satire, pure comic gold
Making fun of an event you behold.
An instant inspiration the hero strook.
To write an epic about the Journey he took.

He sat down in his dungeon, in a private cell
And took up some music, so that he could write well
The Great Bards of Hair, bands of Great White and Motley's Band.
Playing sweet songs to move his mighty writing hand.

So he wrote down his epic, on a generic word writer
And to bring it to class to please the great scholar.
An assignment for a grade and blessings to get.
So this is the poem and the tale to write it.

The end. Or is it when Devin's message was read.
There was in fact no assignment the Great Father said.
Oh Goddess sing the wrath of Scotts son Devin!
Who's rage shuck the clouds and thunder from the heavens.

Revenge, he said, Justice he thought.
With this in mind, the great father he fought.
With sarcasm his sword and satire his shield
Too let loose a great verse to make the Pappas yield.

To smite Devin's power, the father called upon a Hero in stone.
A philosopher who's name causes the students groan.
Socrates claimed great wisdom and virtue
But his philosophy is elevated hypocritic dog poo

His wisdom and virtue was all for not.
Just like the assignment Devin feared he forgot.
When the Athenians caught him and poisoned him dead
And on the Acropolis displayed his bloody head.

And as Pappas displayed the plaster man on his desk.
The Athenians displayed his head so zombie-esque.
Did his thought really matter now that he's dead?
To have all that wisdom but without a head?

And thusly Socrates lied there dead.
Smited with wit, poor plastic head.
The sword of sarcasm pierced his heart.
And the shield of literature keeping our hero in one part.

Twirling his blade with a mighty flourish,
Devin approached the father so revenge could be nourished.
His sword and shield gripped firmly in his hand.
He charged the English teacher with wit and reprimand.

The father is a father, how funny is that?
If only his kid wore more cool hats.
Noah Pappas a good kid its true.
If only he got it when I referenced Rocky 2

Now to the Elder, with his baldness and beard
Gentle and kind, but respected and feared.
Assigning homework to make student life Hell.
The truest tyrant would do just as well.

I come into class talking the pirate talk.
But he takes the talk and throws it to the walk.
Taking students story's as his own best sellers
He publishes assignments that they thought were failures.

There on the ground M Pap resides.
With his plots and secrets, open wide.
Devin stands triumphant and proud.
With his rhymes and triumphs cried aloud.

The End.