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Published: 2010-09-21 11:07:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 3661; Favourites: 403; Downloads: 28
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Optimists say it's half full, pessimists say it's half empty.But the cynics know the truth.
Edit: Wow, this suddenly became my most fav'd deviation. Thanks, I guess. Why so popular all of a sudden?
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they asked me if the glass was half full or half empty.
I said I ordered orange juice.
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It's full. Half water, half compounds-that-make-up-air! ^__^
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Epic lolz. One of the most profound truths in the world... reduced to a stamp.
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And no matter how many times you refill it, as long as you leave it unprotected, they will always come back for more...
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So brilliant! never have thought this paradoja with the cynicism xD
Really like it :]
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but once it's empty you simply get to refill it :>
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But someone will drink it again. Cynicism pwnz.
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But then God will swoop down, snatch the glass, refill it and guard it with his supa-powers
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Heehee Brilliant! 
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Isn't it just twice as tall as it needs to be? Could always just get a smaller glass if you don't want to fill up a big one. /literal
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but what if the glss is filled with bear urine? Or nasty stomach medicine? Or liquid laxative? Or poisonous scorpions? You'd be glad to have to gone and out of your hands! 8D
Or, if you think some dirty louse is gouing to come by and steal your ice cold soda on a hot day that happens to be half gone and half there, then you just drink it before they can get their slimy hands on it! Taking life by the horns!
.....I feel so sorry for this metaphor. It's been overused, debated over, and twisted so much. XD Life must suck as a cliche.
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You've got to think these things over! 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Geeks say it's full because it's filled with 50% water, and 50% air. XD
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Lol, indeed. Now that I got the idea, I will answer this every single time I am asked that question in the future.
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Fill the glass up again?
Or better yet, don't base off everything over a glass of water that keeps running out and think about stuff that last longer, instead >w<
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Heh. The cynical worldview in a nutshell. XD
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I thought so too
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Miserable bastard <3
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I know you do
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If you think it's half full, then you're an optimist.
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but if it's ONLY half full
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Still considered as being optimistic. After all, you could have said it's half empty.
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what if you say it's only half empty then?
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