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Let’s put this here first just to be clear: I have NOT caught up on BLEACH ever since… well, since Naruto was FINALLY ending and I caught up with both. The last chapter I’ve read was Ichigo jumping off that place with God and shit to rejoin the fray as the quincies started the next attack on Soul Society or some noise. It’s been so long, in fact, that I had no idea what the hell Orihime’s techniques were called so I had to look it up. All in all, if I made a booboo, it’s easily because of my really hazy memories since apart from the first arcs, I don’t feel like reading or watching more of that pretty-looking but dragged-out and nonsensical vomit of a story. Not even for me son Ichigo, dear Orihime, kitten Grimmjow and queen Rukia. (Then again, Kubo’s writing doesn’t make sense in the first place, so fuck it. Considering that, I’m almost not sorry for making a placeholder villain without name, face, motive and context. Kubo also would have put in a blood type and his grandma’s name next to the zanpakutou’s for the one chapter he was relevant in, wouldn’t he lmao…)

Post-fic commentary:
To quote an infamous webcomic: Don’t turn your back on the body. It never bodes well, kids. Also, I hope the joke did not fly over everyone’s heads, or the penny dropped as soon as Ulquiorra pointed it out lmao. Because I’m pretty darn proud of it. But I did not plan on taking all of the closure lightly… And quite frankly, I did not plan in advance for the entire second segment with the fight at all, but first of all, hey, practice for something I’ve never done tbh, and second of all, that’s how writing works, isn’t it…

As for actual author’s notes and legitimate qualms about source material:

First of all, in all seriousness: you bring in white hollows that are Aizen experiments. Who can invade other people’s… bodies/souls/minds, whatever you wanna call it, where they can take their good damn time to regenerate, and they can also take over the body of their victim. Alright. Then you show us, even if as a neat little extra, that Ulquiorra IS one of them… AND THEN NEVER BRING NEITHER, AND ESPECIALLY THE CONNENCTION, UP AGAIN??? KUBO. I’m sorry to say this but you… you are one bloody IDIOT. If you put the Checkov’s gun on the set, you’ve gotta USE IT, goddammit. Geez.

Though, truth to be told… a healer with hyperregen and nukes would be way too overpowered (haha, being overpowered in Bleach, hahaha), even if they had to switch control and abilities each time. It also would be super satisfying, too. To see Hime thrash some assholes in a heartfelt beatdown with no sweat in a pinch after they looked down on her, even if it was Ulquiorra doing it.

As for the base idea of Orihime having him? Well, it came hand in hand with the data book that contained the backstory of Ulquiorra. There weren’t many candidates to begin with, even if there is no answer as to when exactly he would have had the time to access somebody with this purpose, even accidentally. Also, hey, fanfic. And shipping goggles ahoy. Man, did the mangaka botch that also up like Hime’s character arc… wow.

ps the image is on my tumblr, idk if I've ever uploaded it here.... I doubt it.
psps I have little to no idea about Spanish so excuse me if inflections are not correct; seeing how un-English and German Kubo's technique names are, though, I guess it can be forgiven

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Let’s put this here first just to be clear: I have NOT caught up on BLEACH ever since… well, since Naruto was FINALLY ending and I caught up with both. The last chapter I’ve read was Ichigo jumping off that place with God and shit to rejoin the fray as the quincies started the next attack on Soul Society or some noise. It’s been so long, in fact, that I had no idea what the hell Orihime’s techniques were called so I had to look it up. All in all, if I made a booboo, it’s easily because of my really hazy memories since apart from the first arcs, I don’t feel like reading or watching more of that pretty-looking but dragged-out and nonsensical vomit of a story. Not even for me son Ichigo, dear Orihime, kitten Grimmjow and queen Rukia. (Then again, Kubo’s writing doesn’t make sense in the first place, so fuck it. Considering that, I’m almost not sorry for making a placeholder villain without name, face, motive and context. Kubo also would have put in a blood type and his grandma’s name next to the zanpakutou’s for the one chapter he was relevant in, wouldn’t he lmao…)

Post-fic commentary:
To quote an infamous webcomic: Don’t turn your back on the body. It never bodes well, kids. Also, I hope the joke did not fly over everyone’s heads, or the penny dropped as soon as Ulquiorra pointed it out lmao. Because I’m pretty darn proud of it. But I did not plan on taking all of the closure lightly… And quite frankly, I did not plan in advance for the entire second segment with the fight at all, but first of all, hey, practice for something I’ve never done tbh, and second of all, that’s how writing works, isn’t it…

As for actual author’s notes and legitimate qualms about source material:

First of all, in all seriousness: you bring in white hollows that are Aizen experiments. Who can invade other people’s… bodies/souls/minds, whatever you wanna call it, where they can take their good damn time to regenerate, and they can also take over the body of their victim. Alright. Then you show us, even if as a neat little extra, that Ulquiorra IS one of them… AND THEN NEVER BRING NEITHER, AND ESPECIALLY THE CONNENCTION, UP AGAIN??? KUBO. I’m sorry to say this but you… you are one bloody IDIOT. If you put the Checkov’s gun on the set, you’ve gotta USE IT, goddammit. Geez.

Though, truth to be told… a healer with hyperregen and nukes would be way too overpowered (haha, being overpowered in Bleach, hahaha), even if they had to switch control and abilities each time. It also would be super satisfying, too. To see Hime thrash some assholes in a heartfelt beatdown with no sweat in a pinch after they looked down on her, even if it was Ulquiorra doing it.

As for the base idea of Orihime having him? Well, it came hand in hand with the data book that contained the backstory of Ulquiorra. There weren’t many candidates to begin with, even if there is no answer as to when exactly he would have had the time to access somebody with this purpose, even accidentally. Also, hey, fanfic. And shipping goggles ahoy. Man, did the mangaka botch that also up like Hime’s character arc… wow.

ps the image is on my tumblr, idk if I've ever uploaded it here.... I doubt it.
psps I have little to no idea about Spanish so excuse me if inflections are not correct; seeing how un-English and German Kubo's technique names are, though, I guess it can be forgiven