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Valzeras ♂️ [32149886] [2014-07-28 15:55:45 +0000 UTC] (East Timor)

# Statistics

Favourites: 314; Deviations: 121; Watchers: 42

Watching: 97; Pageviews: 43204; Comments Made: 2400; Friends: 97

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: ME!
Favorite movies: Disney's Frozen
Favorite TV shows: Grey's Anatomy
Favorite bands / musical artists: One direction
Favorite books: Scott Pilgrim vs the world
Favorite writers: Gabe Newell
Favorite games: Freedom Planet
Favorite gaming platform: PC MASTER RACE!
Tools of the Trade: Watercolor, Pencil, Charcoal pencil, acrylic, Oil
Other Interests: Gaming, reading, chess, trolling online forums, etc

# About me

The king of online trolling.

Other things about me -

-Travel a lot
-Fluent in 15 languages
-World explorer
-Do art everyday as a form of meditation
-Appeared in commercials decades ago
-Rootless cosmopolitan international elite
-Global philanthropist
-Has mastered visual art on every medium

# Comments

Comments: 327

RektMachine In reply to ??? [2016-09-26 16:48:36 +0000 UTC]

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RektMachine In reply to ??? [2016-09-26 14:46:24 +0000 UTC]

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Valzeras In reply to RektMachine [2016-09-26 14:52:18 +0000 UTC]

So when was the last time you swipe that EBT card?

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RektMachine In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 16:17:27 +0000 UTC]

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Valzeras In reply to RektMachine [2016-09-26 16:27:19 +0000 UTC]

All you proles are equally worthless anyway.

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RektMachine In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 16:37:44 +0000 UTC]

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Valzeras In reply to RektMachine [2016-09-26 16:43:17 +0000 UTC]

You gotta stop projecting the fact that you were raised by a single mom which made you the way you are.

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RektMachine In reply to ??? [2016-09-25 12:31:01 +0000 UTC]

-Move around a lot
-Semi fluent in 12 languages
-World explorer
-Do art everyday as a form of meditation
-Appeared in commercials decades ago
-rootless international cosmopolitan non elite
-Global philanthropist

You forgot to add compulsive liar and inferiority complexes.

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RektMachine In reply to ??? [2016-09-23 15:23:49 +0000 UTC]

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Valzeras In reply to RektMachine [2016-09-24 00:27:33 +0000 UTC]

A potential investor.They have reformed their economy and they are modernizing even faster than China after reforms or they will be if I do end up investing there.

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RektMachine In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-24 18:14:21 +0000 UTC]

All according to North Korean media?

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Valzeras In reply to RektMachine [2016-09-25 01:56:46 +0000 UTC]

And investors themselves from middle east, China and Europe.They modernized because of foreign investments and technology from those investors.

You probably make minimum wage so you wouldn't understand anything about investing.

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RektMachine In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-25 11:11:51 +0000 UTC]

Someone with minimum wage makes more cash than doctors in Russia.

Rekt.

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Valzeras In reply to RektMachine [2016-09-25 16:30:41 +0000 UTC]

I have investments all over the world so I'm more of an oligarch who does certain jobs and things for fun.I'm a lot like Elon Musk.

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RektMachine In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-25 18:13:59 +0000 UTC]

Well, Elon Musk is genius and innovator. What exactly you have innovated or created?Β 

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to RektMachine [2016-09-26 04:24:38 +0000 UTC]

that nigga got government subsidies though.

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RektMachine In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-09-26 14:47:16 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but he has got some genius in business, not like Tesla.

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Valzeras In reply to RektMachine [2016-09-26 01:54:13 +0000 UTC]

-Improved designs of low cost automated farms

-Pending patent for even cheaper recycled construction material

-Worked on some projects as a physicist which I can't reveal because of NDA

-Made my capital for investments on my own through the power of using PC bots in a certain way.

-Got rich purely through my own brains, and never borrowed from the banks or inherited anything

I'm just not as rich as him YET tho it has more to do with me doing whatever the fuck I want instead of focusing on making as much money as possible.

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 04:24:04 +0000 UTC]

>implying you actually do the work

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Valzeras In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-09-26 07:20:48 +0000 UTC]

I have a master's degree in physics and bachelor in engineering among others.

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 15:37:51 +0000 UTC]

>all these hypothetical qualifications
>so little labour

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Valzeras In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-09-26 15:40:24 +0000 UTC]

Labor is for lesser beings.I made you guys obsolete by helping to improve automation at even cheaper cost and greater efficiency, and now agriculture is one step closer to being fully automated at a very small cost thanks to me.Pick up the shovel and dig a ditch coz the hammer and sickle will no longer be needed in the near future thanks to my genius.

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 15:41:50 +0000 UTC]

er

people can still collectively own the means of production even when it's automated

and someone's gotta fix the machines too

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Valzeras In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-09-26 15:45:23 +0000 UTC]

I made this new world for my offsprings, and I shall have as many as ten thousand with the advances in artificial reproduction.All you proles have exceeded your usefulness and your mere presence disgusts me.

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 15:55:51 +0000 UTC]

>progress
>usefulness

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Valzeras In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-09-26 15:57:26 +0000 UTC]

I'm the one who wield the power so I get to decide the future, but feel free to resist violently to make things more interesting when the time comes.

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 16:07:35 +0000 UTC]

yet he who builds things may also build themselves a gun to shoot at you with. perhaps capture a tank, too. enough people with enough knowledge can capture and create nuclear weapons systems. better you have a starkiller base nearby.

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Valzeras In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-09-26 16:34:36 +0000 UTC]

I see that as a bonus since it will prove once and for all the superiority of my genes and it will be an epic conclusion in the war of inferiors vs superiors.All you lower lifeforms thinks that every single powerful men prioritize self preservation to the extent that they're willing to negotiate and tolerate your presence, but I am nothing like them and just the thought of an epic final war fills me with anticipation and adrenaline.

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 16:53:50 +0000 UTC]

genes can't beat guns.

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Valzeras In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-09-26 16:57:33 +0000 UTC]

superior weapons and superior genes will wipe out the inferiors just like it always has.

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 17:00:56 +0000 UTC]

that's what they want you to think

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Valzeras In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-09-26 17:02:27 +0000 UTC]

nazi-fc.deviantart.com/

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 17:21:50 +0000 UTC]

descendants of europoors aren't much better

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Valzeras In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-09-26 17:23:41 +0000 UTC]

I am of a pure aristocrat bloodline.

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 17:24:56 +0000 UTC]

i wuz kaing

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Valzeras In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-09-26 17:27:47 +0000 UTC]

I will be one soon enough.

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 17:39:00 +0000 UTC]

i am already beyond such abstract aims

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Valzeras In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-09-26 17:52:06 +0000 UTC]

I have a realistic goal while every other concept invented in the modern time is abstract and artificial.

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 17:56:51 +0000 UTC]

you will be of dead

i am immortal

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Valzeras In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-09-26 18:02:13 +0000 UTC]

Cloning and protein blocker to stop aging is already here so I'll be immortal while you will be with the dirt and maggots in a few decades.

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 18:03:17 +0000 UTC]

nigger please

i am not of your biological form

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RektMachine In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 16:40:26 +0000 UTC]

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Valzeras In reply to RektMachine [2016-09-26 16:46:32 +0000 UTC]

The simple fact that I'm successful and that I'm winning.

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RektMachine In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-25 09:49:28 +0000 UTC]

Lolwut?

Meh, you don't talk like someone who is able to speak numerous languages, you talk like aΒ Β Π±Ρ‹Π΄Π»ΠΎ. Are youΒ Π²Π°Ρ‚Π½ΠΈΠΊ as well?

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Valzeras In reply to RektMachine [2016-09-25 16:35:08 +0000 UTC]

My knowledge of Russian language is a work in progress, but I should be fluent in 4 months or so.I follow my own foreign policy and agenda so I honestly do not give two shits about the opinions of inferiors.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3UVAP…

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RektMachine In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-25 18:10:03 +0000 UTC]

Inferiority complexes, eh?Β 

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Valzeras In reply to RektMachine [2016-09-26 01:55:56 +0000 UTC]

Justified god complex

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RektMachine In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 14:50:00 +0000 UTC]

That's what psychiatrist told you? You sure he said "justified"? Didn't he mean "delusional"?

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Valzeras In reply to RektMachine [2016-09-26 15:00:23 +0000 UTC]

Geroge Soros recently said that it's only delusional when you don't wield actual power.I have way much more power than him so I'm basically the god that he wises he could be since he is a one trick pony, and his tricks don't always work.

You might need that therapy since you're some lowly prole with delusion of grandeur trolling an art site instead of investing to improve wealth, and you don't even do any kind of art.

I think anyone with an IQ above 99 could see who the pathetic loser is.

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RektMachine In reply to Valzeras [2016-09-26 16:17:49 +0000 UTC]

I don't have time to read some loser's shit.
Find a job.

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