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14-Quarters
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[2010-11-10 18:29:00 +0000 UTC]
"Wanna ssay that again, assshole?"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 27; Deviations: 8; Watchers: 38
Watching: 14; Pageviews: 5412; Comments Made: 191; Friends: 14
# Interests
Favorite bands / musical artists: Sssome old Alterrrnian mussssic I managed to dig up. And the Midnight Crrew, as a band.Tools of the Trade: Clawsss. And a pool rrrack.
Other Interests: Sssketching, amateurrr filmmaking, lizarrrdss, clocksss, horrrrorrr moviesss, historrry.
# Comments
Comments: 125
Who the heck are you?
deviantART muro drawing
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Hey.
HEY.
QUARTERSSSSSSS.
Guessssss what?
>You pretend to have a lisp just to piss him off
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IMMEDIATE ANGRY FACE. 3:<
What.
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Doessssn't it sssssuck to have a lisssssp?
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What th' hell.
Who're you?
A Quarters?
But you're green.
Disgustin'. And you have a funny lisp.
Huh.
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A Quarrrterrrssss?
Fuck you.
I'm THE Quarrrterrrrssss. Get yourrr factssss sssstrrrraight.
Ssshut up, you ugly pink monkey. I didn't choosssse to have the lissssp.
And I'm a carrrrapace.
A Felt verrrsssion of one.
No wonderrrr I'm grrrreeen.
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I'm pretty sure you're A Quarters since there are a couple of us runnin' around.
But at least I don't talk like thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs.
Oh sorry, you're a carrrrrrrapace.
RRRRRRRrrrrrr.
Pffft. Ugly green bastard.
Th' heck do you have for a mouth anyway. Can't kiss nobody with it nor do you sound pleasant.
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Okay, fine, whateverrr.
I'm the Alpha Quarrrterrrsss.
That'sss becaussse you'rrre a fucking HUMAN dipsssshit.
Doesss it look like I want to kissss anybody?
No?
That'sss what I thought.
I don't give a ssshit about kisssssing.
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Pretty sure you aren't.
Yeh, well I don't see the rest of the other Felt havin' the lisp like you.
Oh alright. You just can't do anythin' with that mouth, can you?
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Oh ssstuff it, pinky.
Fin hasss one.
Sssorrrta.
I could.
I could BITE YOURRR FUCKING HEAD OFF.
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..
You grab his shoulders and yank him forward, biting his shoulder.
If you can even get him, that is.
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Oh, hello, Quarters.
Hope you've been doin' well, yeah?
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Oh fuck it'sss you.
Hello, Crrrowbarrr.
I've been jussssst FINE asssside frrrrom that huge bitch stabbing me with herrrr damn ciggarrrete holderrr.
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She did that? Hmph.
Always knew she would pull off a stupid stunt like that.
I'm sorry, Quarters. How're you feelin' now?
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Ssstupid doesss not even begin to dessscrrribe it.
It'sss alrrright forr me, though. I'm back now, I guessssss.
I'm fine.
You?
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I'm good, thanks for asking.
Still.
I'm going to have a talk with her.
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Ssstop rrright therrre.
Do not continue talking to me if you'rrre going to yell.
If you ARRRE going to continue yelling, I'm jussst going to ssshove two pillowsss on eitherrr side of my head.
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I'M NOT YELLING. THI2 I2 HOW I NORMALLY TALK. 2HEE2H, YOU'RE AWFULLY 2EN2ITIVE.
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Okay then.
Letsss go with..
The way you talk.
It hurrrtsss my earrrsss.
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IF THAT'2 HOW YOU FEEL, THEN I shall lowerrr my voiccce ssso yourrr earsss won't bleed out.
Therrre. You happy now? T_T
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GLARES.
I'm going to ssslap you.
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So um, hi.
Big..
tall..
scary.. Felt....member.
._.
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Your..
way of speaking is..
very intriguing.
..Might i say, I rather like it. <.<
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Oh. Thank you.
You smile really wide, it wasn't every day when somebody made a not-so-rude comment about your way of speaking.
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..And a nice smile you have.
How are you today, Master Quarters?
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You smile a little wider. This person was just flattering you so much~
You flatterrr me, you don't need to call me that. Quarrrterrrsss isss fine.
But I'm just sssplendid, thank you forrr asssking. And yourrrssself?
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Oh, alright then, Quarters. I'm good, just got done making a smoothie, actually.
Would you like some? *Holds up smoothie way above head, Quarters being much taller then me*
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You shake your head.
I couldn't.
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Awh, lighten up Quarters! I'm sure you would enjoy it! I haven't sipped it yet. Haha. You need to sit back and take a days off from work, no?
All in all though, I wouldn't force you to.
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No, rrreally, it'sss fine. I apprrreciate it, howeverrr.
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Okay. More for me I guess!
So..Um.
..Can I ask you something?
IMEAN It's not anything weird. I think.
*cheesy, nervous grin*
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Sssurrre, go ahead and asssk.
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So. Yes. Master Q-- I mean, Quarters.
Such a weird thing to ask a cool guy like you.
But um.
..
Say your name for me.
Ihavemyreasons;Ilikethewayyoutalk.
Don't judge me.
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Uh.
Quarrrterrrsss.
Why asssk?
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Because I like your speech impediment.
I wouldn't really call it that.
But sorry for weirding you out.
Haha.
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Alright then.
Well, how are you with the Felt and everything, Quarters?
Any big things goin' on?
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Not rrreally, I wisssh.
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Oh. Yeah, same here. Nothings really going on.
So..
Would you like me to draw anything for you? It kills boredom and I see you quite like to mess around with it yourself. I mean, my stuff isn't the BEST STUFF IN THE WORLD but if you want I'll certainly try.
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But I would certainly LIKE too.
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If you want, I guesss you can.
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Yay!
What would you like then?
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I, don't need anything.
Rrreally, it'sss fine.
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