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1Itchy ♂️ [18717080] [2011-08-19 22:24:24 +0000 UTC] "NUMBER ONE." (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 28; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 25

Watching: 9; Pageviews: 2027; Comments Made: 17; Friends: 9

# Interests

Favorite books: BETTER book than you.
Favorite writers: BETTER writers than you.
Favorite games: BETTER games than you.
Tools of the Trade: MY SPEED.
Other Interests: Being BETTER than you in GENERAL.

# About me

Gender: Male.
Species: Felt.
Employer: Cueball-head.
Friends: NONE OF YOU. (Okay maybe only like FIFTEEN of you.)
Loves: Huh.
Likes: BEING NUMBER ONE.
Dislikes: The Midnight Crew, LOSING, things without caffeine.
Current Residence: This giant green mansion with too many clocks and hallways and shit.

Named for "ichi," the Japanese word for one, and as an allusion to the cue sport term scratch. It is also an indicator of his demeanor; he appears tense and high-strung, and is loaded with caffeine.

Itchy has the ability to slow down time relative to himself, allowing him to act with blinding speed.


# Comments

Comments: 22

Undead-turtle [2013-10-01 19:14:39 +0000 UTC]

Herro Der you

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Windswept-QuestantRP [2013-04-30 16:45:15 +0000 UTC]

Greetings.

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aquariusHeiress [2013-02-10 07:32:57 +0000 UTC]

Let's play cards and DON'T YOU DARE CHEAT OR I WILL SICK DIE ON YOU. l:<

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Shadowseapnt [2011-11-08 23:24:43 +0000 UTC]

Hey, Itchy.. why is your name Itchy?

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1Itchy In reply to Shadowseapnt [2011-12-09 23:11:01 +0000 UTC]

THAT'S LIKE ASKING A LADY HER AGE!

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Shadowseapnt In reply to 1Itchy [2011-12-09 23:32:40 +0000 UTC]

Wha! Sorry! Not trying to be rude, just didn't know that.

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TheFelt-Itchy [2011-09-25 16:26:00 +0000 UTC]

Well, at least we can agree on something, thanks for the fave you handsome devil

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1Itchy In reply to TheFelt-Itchy [2011-11-03 23:45:51 +0000 UTC]

Not a problem, you suave motherfucker you.

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aquariusHeiress In reply to 1Itchy [2013-02-10 07:33:30 +0000 UTC]

Are you....talking to yourself?

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couplesfan [2011-09-21 20:16:44 +0000 UTC]

Hey Itchy, have you ever heard of a game called "Amnesia: The Dark Descent"?

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1Itchy In reply to couplesfan [2011-11-03 23:46:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah!
It's a fuckin kids game.
I can run from the monsters in ten seconds FLAT.

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couplesfan In reply to 1Itchy [2011-11-03 23:49:11 +0000 UTC]

Ever tried actually PLAYING it? I'm sure your opinion would change.





Unless you're too scared to play. B3

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1Itchy In reply to couplesfan [2011-11-03 23:50:49 +0000 UTC]

I DID thankyouverymuch!
I just said I did.
What are you, stupid?

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couplesfan In reply to 1Itchy [2011-11-03 23:52:42 +0000 UTC]

((Whoops I must have misread. ono))

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GHSfanperson [2011-08-27 03:49:00 +0000 UTC]

i love you itchy =3


-eventhoughdozeandcloveranddiearealittlecuter-

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1Itchy In reply to GHSfanperson [2011-08-30 10:39:08 +0000 UTC]

I love me too.

I'mnotmeanttobecuteanywayso!

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GHSfanperson In reply to 1Itchy [2011-08-31 01:13:00 +0000 UTC]

one word describes you itchy.....awesome

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1Itchy In reply to GHSfanperson [2011-09-07 01:44:49 +0000 UTC]

See.
NOW YOU
you
you know what you're talkin' about!

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GHSfanperson In reply to 1Itchy [2011-09-08 21:59:50 +0000 UTC]

yep!

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Katonator [2011-08-24 08:14:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the !

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couplesfan [2011-08-23 00:11:05 +0000 UTC]

((YOU'RE COMMENT VIRGINITY, IT'S MINE))

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1Itchy In reply to couplesfan [2011-08-23 05:04:34 +0000 UTC]

[[FUCK Y'ALL]]

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