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8itches-gonna-8itch
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[2011-08-28 03:07:21 +0000 UTC]
"guess who's 8ack"
(Japan)
# Statistics
Favourites: 251; Deviations: 19; Watchers: 917
Watching: 955; Pageviews: 16223; Comments Made: 3316; Friends: 955
# About me
Vriska: Do a self check.
Vriska: Go over your relations.
Homestuck's Vriska
# Comments
Comments: 2298
Hey i hate ur superior attitude you are nothing like i expected you to be. My mom was r4ight about you and im going to ask if you can be removed from school for the sake of all the other students. We do not need your negativity and you are not going to infect us. You think you can get away with it because you a furry minority (a "furrority" as some will) but i do not give a fuck. I'm going to kill you and you're going to be so sorry you ever hurt me and my girlfriend.
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I'll gladly cup my lips over your little asshole and suck that shit right out.
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John, hello!
I've 8een fine, a little 8ored, 8ut that'll surely change.
And how have yoooooooou 8een?
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i just got back from attempting to wash whiteboard marker off my face, i fell asleep during a movie and dave had a field day... ah well, i think i got all of it off!! so yeah, i'm pretty good.
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Hello there!
What 8rings you to the we8? (::::
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"Who are you?" The girl asked.
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Only if you think you can take it!
If you haven't noticed, I'm kind of a 8ig deal.
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Oh, hey Kanaya.
What 8rings you to the we8?
Not like, the we8site. Like a spider-- fuck. Forget it.
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Oh I See
I Suppose I Have Come For The Amusement Of Your Company
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She frowned, looking rather scared.
"hello, horned lady.." She said, quietly. "are you going to hurt me?"
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nice clothes, babe.
i vwonder howv they'd look on the floor.
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Oh, hey sketchier looking Ampora.
Pretty cool cigar there. I wonder how it'll look in your eye.
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actually, it's cigarette, not cigar. cigars are bigger and less classy, but i'll forgiwve you this time. i wvouldn't expect you to knovw wvhat you're talking about wvhen it comes to human culture. that's kind of my area. don't vworry, though. i'll be there to teach you ewvery step of the vway!
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OLLIES OUT OFDEVIANTART GOOD BYE FRIENDS I AM GONE
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No, Captor. That would 8e pretty weird.
I'll tell you that I'm happily in my god tier! As gaudy and 8right as it is, I can rock the outfit.
You look like a mess, Sollux. Wanna explain yourself?
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damn it. n0t 0ne 0f y0u girls will let me.
it's pretty fucking disc0uraging.
0h! is that the 0bn0xi0us blur that came when i inhaled? man, that nearly gave me a headache.
well, y0u're g0ing t0 have to excuse me. i can't exactly l00k in a mirr0r and fix myself up these days.
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Try the guys then, honey horns.
W8... did Terezi teach you the smellovision deal? Man, she taught you wrong. My values here are totally awesome. Don't even try denying it.
And I'd assume one of the trolls from our group help you out! Man, when... your lisp.
Your lisp!!!!!!!!
Is it gone????????
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where's the fun in that? n0thing t0 grab unless i want t0 grab dicks.
m0re like she tried t0. hey, d0n't get me wr0ng here! it's a pretty nice blur 0f c0l0r y0u g0t g0ing 0n there. n0t my taste th0ugh.
it t00k y0u that l0ng t0 n0tice, huh? yep. the lisp is hist0ry. can't even lisp if i try.
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Maybe I'll let you if you find treasure I've 8een hunting for. That shit is tiring.
She tried to? Seemed like it worked. You can wrap your head around anything that's thrown at you, can't you? With you and your totally 'rad' coding skills.
You can't punch in those num8ers and 8rackets anymore, though. Can't you?
You're 8lind. (;:::
And hey, I spent sweeps listening to you spit and 'thhh' everywhere. I grew used to it.
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and h0w am i supp0sed t0 d0 that? i'm blind remember?
it barely w0rked. i can't like, smell the flav0rs 0f the c0l0rs th0ugh. it just c0mes up as a big bright c0l0rful blur.
like all i can see right n0w is 0range.
hey n0w! if i can c0de with my eyes cl0sed, i can c0de blind.
i w0uld fake a lisp t0 make y0u feel better, but i can't even if i try.
lissspp. lissssssssssssssssp. lisplisplisplisp.
see?
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Well who's this???????? 8etter not 8e another Vriska!!!!!!!!
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i hope you don't have me confused with someone, lady. me?? me = ROCKY.
or the once-ler. either or. i prefer rocky though. B)
want me to spell it out for you?
R. O. C. K. Y.
i don't know how to spell once-ler out loud. sorry.
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wh8s this d88ch8b8g?? 8m th8 r88l vr8sk8!!!!!!!!
dont you remem8er me, john???????? ::::(
D --> dont you
D -------> remember
D -------------------> me
D -------------------------------------------------------------------->oneler
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hey.... ya'll need to calm down.... and ya'll need jesus... hahah... who 1s even vr1ska?? sounds l1ke some foxy babe.... hahah..... bangarang....
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8=D < NO-ONE should have to go through what I did just to build a simple koi pond
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if all our life is but a dream
na nnnan a to the sea
FoR DiAmOnDs dO ApPeAr tO Be
JUST 4S BROK3N GL4SS TO Mhew is dead. He's an angel now. He died because one night, he decided to walk around his town. He couldn't sleep. Once he was tired, he cut through an alley to get back home quicker. In that particular alley, there was a man. A large, burly, muscular man all clad in black. Matthew saw the man robbing a young girl. The girl ran, and then the man turned to Matthew, who was too scared to move. The man didn't want to be turned in, so he slit Matthew's throat with his rusty old knife.
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hi my name is katie i was wondering we could go out sometime
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-Name: Adam
-Residence: Vegas
-Sexuality: Heterosexual
-Straight Edge
I haven’t updated it in a while and I apologize for that. That should be changing real soon though!
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Turkey obsesses over Egypt, affectionately calling him 'MuhMuh' or 'my sweet little Egyptian boy'. If he sees anyone talking to him, he'll butt in on them and try to drag Egypt away. Turkey always wants Egypt's full attention and all of his love, he wants Egypt only for himself. The only person he'd share him with is Greece.
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W)(O CAR-ES ABOUT -EMIN-EM OR W)(AT-EV-ER W)(-EN YOU CAN )(AV-E GAKUPO KAMUI ♥ *fangirl* DUK-E OF V-ENOMANIAAAA AD)(IFDIDSIOSDODFIAS)(FOI FDO)(FDO -ESIO.
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THISSS was pretty tough to draw. Den's hair + Gamzee's hair made me trip. LOL. I don't even know anything 'bout Homestuck hOnK hOnK but whatever. All I know about Gamzee is that he scraped claws against his face and he bled purple and honked after.
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let's touch each other. please get stoned with me.
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He was about to speak, but was cut off by his partners quick and nimble fingers, gently pressed against his lips.
"Time to rid of these shall we?" He hummed. And just like that the Loraxs nimble fingers removed the jade green suit and just aS QUICKLY REMOVED HIS BUNNY PRINT UNDERWEAR, tHE LORXAS PLOPPED DOWN ON HIS CHEST, rOCKING HIS HIPS BACK AND FORTH, gREED-LER LOOKED UP, hORRIFIED, tHE FLOWING SHIT STILL ACTIVE, hE GREW SPEECHLESS AS THE BEAUTIFUL BODY RODE HIS CHEST, gRANTING HIM WITH AN ERECTION, tHIS DID NOT GO UNNOTICED BY THE DOMINANT PARTNER, "WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE," HE TEASED PLAYFULLY,
gREED-LER WAS SILENt.
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I bet you can't fit Draculaura's head in your mouth!!
Haha, wanna bet, michelle????
LEARN TO FORGIVE YOURSEL LEARN TO FORGIVE YOURSEL LEARN TO FORGIVE YOURSEL LEARN TO FORGIVE YOURSELF
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8uuuuuuuutts.
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uhm, hello.i'm finn.
//he glares at your horns a bit confused//
are you, uh, a troll?
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Hey.
she raises an eyebrow at the boy.
Yep! And you must 8e another human.
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//nods//
you live in a planet called alternia, right?
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Correct. You seem to know a8out us Alternian trolls.
Good jo8, human! Not a lot of humanoids are edu8ed a8out us.
8ut how exactly do you know so much a8out us????????
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