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Adventuri
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[2012-05-21 23:47:56 +0000 UTC]
"Not safe, not sane"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 4; Deviations: 22; Watchers: 7
Watching: 16; Pageviews: 2925; Comments Made: 93; Friends: 16
# Interests
Favorite movies: PaprikaFavorite TV shows: Firefly
Favorite bands / musical artists: Poets of the Fall
Favorite books: Rack Rope and Redhot pinchers, The Depths of Madness
Favorite writers: Bill Bryson, Terry Pratchett
Favorite gaming platform: computer
Tools of the Trade: any writing utensil
Other Interests: bondage, psychology, biology, geology, ancient history
# About me
Song of Perfect ProprietyOh, I should like to ride the seas,
A roaring buccaneer;
A cutlass banging at my knees,
A dirk behind my ear.
And when my captives' chains would clank
I'd howl with glee and drink,
And then fling out the quivering plank
And watch the beggars sink.
I'd like to straddle gory decks,
And dig in laden sands,
And know the feel of throbbing necks
Between my knotted hands.
Oh, I should like to strut and curse
Among my blackguard crew....
But I am writing little verse,
As little ladies do.
Oh, I should like to dance and laugh
And pose and preen and sway,
And rip the hearts of men in half,
And toss the bits away.
I'd like to view the reeling years
Through unastonished eyes,
And dip my finger-tips in tears,
And give my smiles for sighs.
I'd stroll beyond the ancient bounds,
And tap at fastened gates,
And hear the prettiest of sound-
The clink of shattered fates.
My slaves I'd like to bind with thongs
That cut and burn and chill....
But I am writing little songs,
As little ladies will.
--Dorothy Parker
# Comments
Comments: 19
You're welcome! I really enjoyed it
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Hey! Sorry for advertising, but a mate of mine (who is a writer) just recently made this website blog thing for fantasy writing, worldbuilding, and characterisation tips.
It focuses a lot on realism and warfare as well.
He doesn't have a dA account so he's been bugging me to advertise the site for aaggeess. Yup. So please check it out xD
And please post it on your journal if you think itβs any good and will help other writers! Thanks!
By the way, since Iβm putting up websites for fantasy writing stuff, here are Limyaaelβs Rants for those who donβt know of them already. Quite famous in the fantasy writing world!
(Once again, sorry for the bother 
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ur most welcome...care to read my journals and donate some points?
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I don't have any points.
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Thanks for joining "MiserableNihilists". I'm sorry to be such a useless Founder. I've only just noticed the message. Obviously I can't be happy to welcome you, that would be against the group spirit, but you are very welcome.
I'm not normally really such an ignorant person, just a miserable one!
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That's perfectly alright, I will fully admit I am not the most attentive person either. After all, being so miserable takes up an awful lot of my time, and while I am not happy to be welcomed, for the same reason you cannot be happy to welcome me, I will accept your welcome graciously.
I can only hope that you and all the others in the group will appreciate whatever miserableness I create.
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I should hope so, I am an untapped well of dismal creations of the most dreary sort.
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Welcome to ! See our goal here [link] and feel free to submit any stories or poetry. Please remember to critique other peoples work!
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Welcome to "MiserableNihilists". I am sure that a quick perusal of our mission stateent will explain why I can't say I'm happy to geet you!
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That is perfectly alright. I am like wise nonplussed to make your aquaintence. I'm sure all our interactions after this will be down right miserable.
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