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Ainsel-Oberon
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[2009-05-11 21:57:01 +0000 UTC]
""New Age" Druggie."
(United States)
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There was a small, green box on the counter in the kitchen, barely wider than the an average human hand. It had no wrapping, though there were Christmas trees printed on all its sides. The box was resting on a card--no picture on the cover, just "FOR AINSEL". Likwise, inside the card was a mere "-Rose ♥" in the corner. Said Rose ♥ was nowhere to be seen. At least, she wasn't in the kitchen or livingroom. She might be in the bathroom, I dunno, but if Ainsel hollers she might come out.
Under the cover of the box was a very, very nice wallet.
Except, unlike the linked image the girl on the wallet is Asian. u vu MERRY CHRISTMAS, SON.
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A click at the door was heard, opening then closing. Followed by slow footsteps. Normally he was never one to get tired, but new guys got to work all day on Christmas. Needless to say, he didn't have any more plans for today.
Before heading to bed, he dug in the fridge for a drink. Finding nothing in there, his interest went to a plate of holiday cookies on a star shaped plate. Chewing, he glanced to the box sitting alone with a envelope sitting beneath it. Picking it up and reading,
"TO AINSEL"
He smiled, it was a bit of a uplift. Even though he saw thousands of boxes today. This one was actually addressed to him.
Though when he opened it, he looked around awkwardly. As if Rose just gave him a box full of Squams old Maxim magazines.
HE STUCK IT in his pocket, and left the room pretty fast.
TO HIDE IT SOMEWHERE WHERE IT WOULD NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN.
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THE NIGHT WAS YOUNG actually it was likely an old codger now, seeing as they left for the circus well into the evening. The sky was starry! The air was mildly frigid, but not to the point of discomfort! And the street upon which they were walking... was filled with gleeful, giddy noises. Mei Ling was chattering away about all the things she'd seen, heard, noticed, occasionally slipping into random, broken bits of Korean and Mandarin.
She'd /been/ chattering away since they'd left, and had quite the spring in her step. Somehow she'd conned someone into giving her a brown paper bag to put her paper windmill and paper roses into; so she hadn't any trouble carrying them and was quite freely bouncing around, at times deciding to walk at his left, at times deciding to walk at his right, grinning all the while.
"Mei had fun!" she said for the sixth time, as decisively and conclusively as the rest, and she looked at Ainsel with an inquisitive smile. Again.
Possibly having to squish herself between him and the bear God I hope not
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Ainsel was giving the large teddy bear a piggyback ride, to avoid bumping into people with it. Which seemed sort of pointless because he had already knocked a woman's drink from her hand. HE DIDN'T MEAN TOO. It just sort of happened. THIS THING WAS FAT.
He smiled and nodded at everything Mei said, even though he couldn't understand parts of it. He needed to learn Korean or mandarin.
Shifting the bear on his back he walked across the street, Mei skipping along after him. It was nice out and today was pretty great. He had a pretty great day. So he was smiling, even if he was out like.... forty dollars. His money went to whatever he wanted to spend on it really.
He smiled at Mei though, his plastic, green, light up sword bouncing at his side. (it had a clip, so it was on his belt) With a sort of wanting to laugh tone, he replied " I did too. " C :
He stepped onto the sidewalk, WAS HE WALKING HER HOME?
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Nooo, even fluent bilingual Korean and Chinese people have trouble understanding Mei, so Ainsel won't be benefitting much from learning either language. He's better off learning Scandanavian or something sdkfjbsj.
I'd imagine he's walking her home, unless he was all HEY I KNOW SOMEPLACE SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME COOL WE CAN GO AT MIDNIGHT
Mei grinned just a bit wider and her pigtails swung about as she swayed her torso from side to side. Then she moved ahead of him to gesture at a small house that was a little ways away. Its bright purple roof was more hideous in the daytime. "That where Mei stay now," she said. "Rent cheap, no one like it here. c8" Because it was far away from all the ocrp malls, banks, schools, and every other place that mattered. plus it's ugly
I imagine the reason she's not bouncing off the streetlights is because she spent most of it at the circus DRAGGING HIM EVERYWHERE AND BACK so now she's all chill. Yes. \o/
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Perhaps one day he will understand Mei's babbling.
Right now though he was pretty fine with just listening to her talk. Mei was doing a great job of keeping her attention. With running onto the main stage before the show was even done, and dragging him from place to place getting everything. some of it came free when working for the circus.
He looked at the house, he didn't see what was wrong with it. Though this was coming from someone who thought living in a tree was perfectly normal.
' v'
"It's nice. "
He was still piggybacking the bear.
"You want me to bring this inside?"
YES. He wanted to get into her house,BUT NOT FOR WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I imagine her hands are pretty full, he's just being a gentlemen and HELPING. /gosh/
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oh dear Ainsel turned into a woman
Mei Ling made a noise and bounced on her heels. "You think so, too??" Had he not already been burdened with the obese bear doll, Mei would have taken him by the wrist and shook his arm around. Oh well, I'm sure she's already done that to him at least twice earlier that night. "Mei like it a lot! After talk to randrord he make not expensive!"
Or rather, after haggling the poor man to death (the day Mei moved in, the landlord told all his children to never try haggling with an Asian, for Asians are immortal and never die).
OH HE WANTS TO ROB HER I SEE. PORICE. PORICE. HERP THIS BOY WANTING LOB MEI HOUSE----
but in reality, she brightened a little more and nodded twice and ZOOP they're at the front door and she's opening the door to reveal...........
Junk.
A fuckload of it.
"Mei sorry there not much room," she said almost sheepishly, but not at all guiltily.
There were two shelves on one side of the livingroom, completely filled with manga, comicbooks and a few figurines. On top of the shelves, TV, couch and side table were dozens and dozens of magazines open to random pages, stuffed animals, action figures, keychains, random pieces of jewelry, video game and music carriers, video game and music discs, and the walls were practically completely covered with posters. Some seem like they were literally ripped from somewhere else.
Also on that side table was a bright blue lava lamp. But aside from the lamp, it was a jungle of sanrio, twilight, tokyo mew mew, naruto, spider-man... and etc, I give up on trying to come up with giant lists--whatever popular/cute... /thing/ you can think of, she probably has it, something from it, or something resembling it.
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/SLKDMVFGDFH/
Its alright, he couldn't feel his hand anymore. It was light and tingly, so even if she had shaken his wrist around he wouldn't have felt it. Not sure if that was a /GOOD/ thing though.
Readjusting the bear on his back he stepped into Mei's house. It was like a SURGE of color. Ainsel's eye widened and he looked around at small warrior like statues and large paintings of magical girls and inhuman looking boys. He eyed a stuffed squid sitting on the couch, it's tentacles wrapped around a a fat looking doll. /he didn't get it. :3c / On the walls there were print-outs of things he'd never seen before.
Ainsel began to wonder if Mei Ling was some sort of magic being who trapped people of interest against their will and used them as decoration.
Though he didn't say any of this, he just smiled and set the bear beside the Squid on the couch. That bear and squid would be great friends.
"So you pay rent by yourself?" .A . Ainsel payed rent, but he didn't make nearly enough to pay for his own place. So he and Squam split it, it just made things easier for the both of them.
THIS IS HIS WAY OF FINDING OUT IF SHE LIVES ALONE.butnotreally.
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Wh--What exactly did he do so vigorously that his hand got numb from it...?
IT'S OKAY MEI DOESN'T GET IT EITHER. HER ROLEPLAYER ISN'T SURE SHE DOES EITHER.---okay now that you've kindly explained. e v e
Anyways, yes, Ainsel, she's magic. Asian magic. Right when she entered the room she set the flowers in a vase that had a bunch of other plastic flowers and wands and what have you.
"Mei use to live with someone! But then she move. 8'( So Mei by meiself! c8" She swung her arms about brightly. "Sometimes Mei forget to pay rent and randrord go get money from a-pa." Her grandfather. And if grandma finds out he pays rent for Mei sometimes, he's going to get in trouuuuble. But oh well, Mei wasn't the type to worry about anything. "You living near park? :D With Gleh.... Gla... di...?"
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HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING VIGOROUSL- you know what, forget it.
Also, it's obvious that Mei is magic. She doesn't have to be Asian for that.
Ainsel kept looking around at everything, the room was so busy.
"I live down the street from the park, I run there every morning."
c:
He picked up the chibi doll, staring at it's huge eyes. Almost so intently that it looked like he was glaring.He looked up,
"I don't live with Gladys, she's very nice though. Right now she's in Boca to see her grandchildren."
: D
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of course he has to glare, he has like one eye---GRANDCHILDREN HOLY SHIT this lady of his must have had kids when she was like, eight. Not that Mei could quite wrap her mind around this concept. She DID look torn between surprise and confusion for a good 0.3 seconds, but then her expression immediately changed back to her blissful, cheerful grin, as she'd decided not to dwell on the matter.
She very often decides not to dwell on things.
"Jogging??" AINSEL YOU OUGHT TO JOG WITH ROSE, GOSH though with her current job she can't exactly jog in the mornings anymore, so she does that around seven in the evening jskbfkjs And then Mei got distracted by him looking at the chibi doll, immediately disregarding any possible answer he could have concerning jogging. "You like it? :D"
Meaning the chibi doll. Obviously glaring = true love, man. She learned that from every shoujo anime ever. u Au
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Yeah! : D
- Ainsel smiled, setting the doll back on to the couch.
Gladys HAD KIDS when she was like...eight..teen. Two of them lived in florida and manage a tattoo shop on the beach, the other was a successful co-owner of a pet store in Iowa.
HE WILL GO JOG WITH ROSE, just let him know.
aflkdsg
Ainsel wasn't a good talker, but he could serenade her with beautiful songs.
"THE HIIIIILLLS ARE ALIIIVE- "
But not really.
Ainsel would open up more, and be silly with her one day.
"So when you moved in you moved all this in by yourself?" 8C
All of Ainsels things could fit inside a duffel bag.
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"HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND"
goodness I'm amazed by the things you come up with for Gladys xD
If he hadn't set the doll on the couch she would have given it to him kfbskjd. OH WELL TOO BAD AINSEL. Mei went ahead and sat on an open magazine, not bothering to clear it out of the way. "Uh huh!" she said brightly. "Mei bike all of it :D" or rather, she filled... tub structures with her things, put them on wheels and hooked them onto her bike. If that makes sense. And oh, if you think this is bad, just wait till you see her bedroom, Ainsel.
And then she bounced back onto her feet and flung her arms tightly around his shoulders. "Thank youuuu! Walk Mei home!" And then she let go like 8) 8D 8)
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MEI'S HOUSE would probably mistake him for Shizuku ritsuko and eat him alive, if he tried to get to her room. She'd find his body stuffed into a shelf filled with small plastic pokemon figurines.
ALL OF IT? - He looked around, in amazement. He wondered if Mei ling was just some sort of super woman. Fought crime at night or something, that seemed amazing. HE COULD BE MARY JANE and she could spider man. BUT not really. skdmgf
Ainsel curiously tapped..some sort of dragon...squirrel figurine hanging from the ceiling. It swung for a bit, looking like it wanted to fall. Though before that happened he was pulled into a tight asian hug.
"OOMF". He stepped back once, returning the hug. Red faced and smiley. When she let go he was still smiling. Like : ) : ) : ) -
No problem! I really like you. - He was still red faced and smiling.-
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Mei didn't remember receiving a life-sized Ainsel doll. Gee, must be from one of her secret admirers.
When he said ALL OF IT? she just nodded like / -D- hyup~/
Mei Ling wrinkled her nose and made a noise close to /snrk--/ "Mei like you, too!" WHY WOULDN'T SHE? He's so nice to her. u vu If she noticed how red his face was and what that implied, she would have giggled.
She only thought it was nice that his face matched the color of his hair, however.
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-Were the walls getting smaller? Ainsel looked around, all the figurines, posters, stuffed animals, and other random things seemed to be closing in. Her grandfather probably cursed the apartment to drive any males that came in away.
HIS FACE WASN'T THAT RED OKAY, if he was that red, christ...He'd be a tomato.
Ainsel looked to his phone, hey it was like....midnight. He should probably get going.
I should get going, its late. - He stuffed his phone back into his pocket.-
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kjdfks yes, for you see, Mei's grandfather was a mystical shaman in disguise. No, he's never even set foot in the house. xD
When he produced his phone, Mei leeeaaanned forwards to peer at it. NOSY. Well, okay Mei, you get a nice view of Ainsel's phone's background.
Which hopefully is not a naked woman.
"Okay!" And, should he begin to leave, she RACED towards the door to stand near it like a gentleman. Or something.
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MY MEI. SUCH THE GENTLEMEN. Ainsel is astounded at your manners. You'll make quite the husband one day.
To make things clear, the woman was only HALF naked-NO REALLY, his picture on his phone was of a bunch of discarded hamburger buns that someone dumbed behind a laundry-mat. They were just in a pile and this fascinated Ainsel for some reason, so he took a picture and set it as his phone background.
ANYWAY. Ainsel sort of just followed after Mei as she raced to the door, opening it himself. Standing underneath the door sill. he smiled, reaching into his pocket he pulled out a small black seed. It resembled a kiwi seed, he held it on his index finger, and then rubbed it thumb and index finger together, a YELLOW daisy sprung up from his fingers. He gave it to her,stepping outside.
"I'll see you later." : )
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lolololol ~buns~, huh.
Mei Ling watched and tilted her head in fascination, AND THEN THERE WAS A FLOWER. She tried to tug on his sleeve to see if he had anything else under there (a rabbit? emergency cards to gamble with? a dove? a skimpy assistant?), but let him go a little while after that. 8c
She looked at the daisy in her hand. Looked up at him again. Then the giddyness returned, and she waved him off merrily and with the broadest smile.
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(( EHEEHEE thanks. ; v; iloveittoo ))
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Squam is sorry for comment-raping your page so much, Ainsel. BUT ALAS, He calls him about the sticky-note.
"Hello....? Hey, Ainsel, what was with that note you left?
....You serious?"
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(( HOKRAY DISREGARD THIS THEN))
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LOL I thought I was on Haru's account. EWPS.
I am sad. :C
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WELL. YOU GET CARE ANYWAYS. Squam leaves Ainsel a voicemail whether he actually listens to it ever or not.:
_
Hey there. Uh. Haha, don't worry I'm not looking to harass you about rent or anything. /And yet by mentioning it am I subconsciously admitting the opposite to myself...?/ I just decided to give you a call because I haven't seen you around lately. /And also because, though I am too macho to admit aloud, I have been a little bit worried due to your sudden absence./ So uh yeah. I guess if you get this, gimme a call back just so I can stop worrying know what's up. See ya some other time, then. Later.
_
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- Ainsel was currently in a vast forest. He had his bag strapped to his back tightly and sat on a massive tree branch. A large steel spike in his hand. Balancing he was about to strike a large white elk, when his phone, who's ringer was OFF went on and beeped a little tune.
The elk raised it's head then sped off. -
BC
-Stabbing the spike into the branch the red head sat down and dug through his bag. Pulling out his silver flip phone.-
1 missed call from SQUAM
1 new Voice Mail
Press OK to check Voice Mail
- He was going to text back since he didn't really feel like having a full on conversation in the middle of these woods. -
RE: got payd chek iz on cownter nxt 2 tster. ben feeln sik so i went bak howm. smthng not rite it me. srry i did not say NEthng. 
- He was a superior writer, so of course it was even better when texting. He had to raise his phone a bit to receive a signal to send, but it did finally send. However after he sent the message he turned the phone off, stuffing it back into his pocket.-
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She didn't actually eat any sushi, as it turned out. But she'd bought Ainsel a box of sashimi and Californian rolls. He seemed like a Californian sort of guy.
Why did she buy him sushi? WELL BECAUSE HE SUCKS. But canonly and in her mind, it was a long overdo attempt to pay him back for that cake or pie she forced on him forever ago, while they were Valentine's shopping together.
She found Ainsel somehow. SOOOMEHOW. And gave his door a knock, leaving the food on his welcome mat--presuming he had one--before starting to take off.
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- Ainsel was sharing an apartment with Squam, so if she knew where Squam was staying. Then more than likely she would have found Ainsel anyway. The red head had been in and out all day, toting furniture he had bought with Squams money. He had just finished moving the brown recliner like couch for the third time when he heard a knock on the door and in his hippie t-shirt and some blue jeans gladys had bought him he opened the front door, and saw no one there.
: D .... :c
He leaned out and looked to the left and then to the right and saw a woman walking off. He didn't say anything for a moment but REALIZED THAT COWBOY HAT. So of course it had to be Rose, because seriously. Who else wears a cowboy hat here in OCRPville? He yelled out her name and stepped out in front of the door RIGHT into that Sushi-
DB He started shaking the weird.....was it fish? Off his foot
HEY ROSE WAIT.
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She hadn't gotten far. Upon hearing her name, Rose spun on her heel and continued walking backwards a couple of steps before halting,
Uh--? Oh! Oh, yer home, huh
And when her eyes trailed to his foot, well... her parted lips became a cool smile, and her eyes amused.
Look what you've gone and done, doll. Your secret admirer will be so sad... Pfttt, how've you been?
And it was a /Just kidding, it's only from me eue/ kinda of pfttt. She wasn't mad at all. BUT I KNOW YOU MADE HIM SQUISH IT ON PURPOSE cheaterrrr. She gave him a bit of an informal salute when she said the very last few words, but did not bother moving closer. Apparently she'd rather raise her voice, yell it across the hall...?
But nyet, Rose did not know where Squam lived. Heck, she barely knew where /she/ lived, so it wasn't likely she'd know...... Let's just say she singlehandedly used her amazing detective skills to find Ainsel okay. She /is/ a bounty hunter on the side slndkfsdf.
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******long overdo attempt to pay him back for that cake or pie HE forced on HER forever ago
dsfmslkfnkwesnkse OTL
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-And Squam set a chocolate bar with halloween wrapping ontop of Ainsel's laundry pile in his RV room and shuffled out, quietly, flopping onto the couch-
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A pale skinned girl with red eyes was wandering around... she looked lost as she bumped into an unfamiliar figure, she was covering herself from the sunlight with a parasol, confused, she looked up at the one she ran into
"Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm very lost!" She said
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-Ainsel Being bumped looked down at the smallish girl and blinked his pink eyes, more curious than he was confused.
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Quite alright, Miss?
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"Yes, Yes I'm fine" She responded.
"Who're you?" She asked with a curious tone
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What are you getting at 8I
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What do you mean what am I getting at?
D:
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