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Albertaplz
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[2014-06-04 20:23:54 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 16; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 16
Watching: 22; Pageviews: 2009; Comments Made: 131; Friends: 22
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: CKstudiosFavorite movies: Any I watch with Crocie by my side.
Favorite TV shows: Same as above.
Favorite bands / musical artists: I like a good old fashioned Banjo solo.
Favorite books: Romance ones.
Favorite writers: Mr-Herp-Derp
Favorite games: Any game I play with Crocie by my side.
Favorite gaming platform: Same as above.
Tools of the Trade: Me!
Other Interests: Crocie, Bumper, and others.
# About me
Hello! My name is Alberta. You probably know my boyfriend, Crocie. Anyway, I wasn't born in the United States. I was born on Mars! Just kidding, I was born in South America. I am the heir to Queen Abigail and was meant to take the throne at one point. But one day I got a little too big for my britches. On a dare, and in an act of defiance to my mother, I swam close to a human boat. The boat, it turns out, was full of Gator hunters and I was captured and taken to the United States. The boat, by fate, broke down in Louisiana and I escaped. After a while, I fell in love with Crocie. We were a thing for a while, but then he dumped me because I was clingy. Then one day I decided it was time to move elsewhere: Clarksburg. So I found Crocie, and let's just say Blackmailed him to help me settle in. Then not long ago, a little...shindig went down when we went back to my home. Here he showed he still loved me and was willing to try and make it work.So here I am on DA.
# Comments
Comments: 5
No problem, Miss "Alby". ^w^
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