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Alikra
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[2011-10-14 07:44:24 +0000 UTC]
"Tang your hung out"
(Australia)
# Statistics
Favourites: 5485; Deviations: 54; Watchers: 146
Watching: 115; Pageviews: 24214; Comments Made: 6640; Friends: 115
# About me
"Your mind warps itself onto paper - Imagination bleeds into the ink - A drop of your inner essence - It's not a drawing, it's a photo of your soul"# Comments
Comments: 871
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Thanks for the fav on DS#43 - Sweet mercy, someone please put it out...
SBCS or Spontaneous Beard Combustion Syndrome is a condition that effects 1 in 5 of the 4 thirds of the 1 in 3 billion bearded men in the world, and one overly hairy woman named Gladys. For too long has this horrific condition gone unnoticed, relegated to the realms of science fiction, like the Trekky mania and Herpes. But this tragedy can go on no longer. We must stand up, raise our bearded chins high and tell the world “We will not stand for this! So what if it’s itchy. Too bad that it scratches our partners. I don’t care that it makes me look like a criminal. Our beards are people too!” So when you next see a bearded stranger walking down the street, tell him, you feel his pain. Make sure he knows you support him in his struggle. Deep down, he will thank you.
You can also do your part in raising awareness of this terrible affliction. Call your congressman, write to the president, send me money, and shout at random pedestrians from your car. Also, you can send me money. With your help, we can beat this thing, by sending me money.
Let us end SBCS together. 
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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . He has no license, can’t see well and is easily distracted so there’s good chance we’ll never make our destination. But since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I crashed through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. 
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly, free funny stories in most fav replies, and the intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Not every piece has a story written but DS prefix pics definitely do. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles .
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
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Happy birthday~!!! Hope you have an amazing day c:
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Thank YOU so much for having a gallery full of Winter Soilder / Bucky Barns art works, I looked through them all, you draw the character so well!
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You're welcome, your art is lovely!
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Happy birthday!!
Hope you have a great day!!
Sorry it's a bit late >w< I didn't have much time to go on DA yesterday D:
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Thanks lovely! no worries at all, you're too kind
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