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AmusingArtist
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[2011-06-16 00:10:52 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 3989; Deviations: 67; Watchers: 31
Watching: 29; Pageviews: 10378; Comments Made: 158272; Friends: 29
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Andrew HussieFavorite movies: V For Vendetta
Favorite TV shows: Masterpiece Theatre, Masterpiece Mystery
Favorite books: The Enchanted Forest series
Favorite writers: Lemony Snicket
Favorite games: Portal 2, American McGee's Alice
Favorite gaming platform: PS3, PC
Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Pen, Ink, Tablet, CS5, SAI
Other Interests: Acting, singing, writing, roleplaying
# About me
Well, I'm an artist and an actress. I also really like roleplaying. <3 If you want to roleplay with me go ahead and ask, make sure to tell me which character though.LIVE BY THE COMMANDMENTS OF KARKAT VANTAS
1. YOUR FUCKING GOD IS YOUR FUCKING GOD, AND IF YOU PICK ANOTHER GOD, YOU WILL BE STRUNG UP ON THE LOOPING ROPE DEVICE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT AND SHOULDN’T EXIST.
2. MAKE AN IDOL AND GOD WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. HE’S GOD. NOT YOUR FUCKING GOLD STATUE OF A FAT FUCKASS.
3. DON’T USE GOD’S FUCKING NAME IN VAIN, GOD DAMMIT.
4. EVERY SEVENTH DAY, SIT AROUND AND DO JACK SHIT. DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. DON’T EVEN BREATHE.
5. RESPECT YOUR LUSUS. THEY HAVE THE POWER TO SMITE YOU WHENEVER THEY WANT, SO DON’T PISS THEM OFF.
6. YOU STUPID FUCKING SHITFUCK GRUBFUCKING FUCKASS, DON’T KILL PEOPLE. NOT ONLY SHOULD YOU FUCKING NOT, BUT IT’S REALLY, REALLY RUDE.
7. CHEAT ON YOUR MATESPRIT? OH FUCK NO.
8. THIS IS MY SHIT. THAT’S YOUR SHIT. DON’T TAKE MY SHIT.
9. LIE TO ME AND I’LL TAKE YOUR TASTING APPARATUS. YOU THINK I’M BLUFFING? I DON’T BLUFF. EVER.
10. JEALOUS? ARE YOU FUCKING JEALOUS? I’LL SLAP YOUR SHIT.
# Comments
Comments: 57459
Goodnight <3 tonight I will rest well knowing calliope/caliborn is canon uvu
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Night <333 Sweet dreams
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so, the other here
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Male!Kupo and Hev?
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sounds good. you want to start?
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(M'kay.)
*Havyan shoots around a glass that she's left on the shelf, obviously bored out of her wits as she waits for Kupo* +--~ Blaaaaaaaah
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*Kupo rushes in*
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*Shoots right above the bottle and looks up.* +--~ There you are!
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*grins at her* Hey, am I late?
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+--~ You took so long! *She sits up and unloads the gun before tossing it to the side.*
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I'm sorry. *goes over and kisses her forehead*
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+--~ Well... okay, I forgive you. *She pulls him down onto the couch, wrapping her arms around his shoulders* +--~ So, what have you been up to?
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*smiles, wraps his arms around her* Nothing special. Just usual work.
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*Cuddles up to him and leans her cheek against him* +--~ boring.
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*smiles at her* Hey, at least it's not something I hate.
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+--~ Mmmmm, I guess. *She kisses his cheek.* +--~ hows reegin and... his girl. whatshername.
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*laughs a bit, nuzzles her* Lisett? Oh, they're doing good.
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+--~ yeah! that's it! lislady. *she smirks and kisses his cheek.* +--~ goodie.
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*smiles and kisses her cheek* So, how are you?
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+--~ extremely bored.
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I'm sorry. *kisses her jaw* Can I help?
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*She smirks and shifts on his lip.* +--~ Oh I think you can, babe.
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*smiles and kisses her*
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*Kisses him back, moving her hands to his shoulders*
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*moves his hands to her waist, continues*
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*pulls him closer, continues*
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*pulls her into his lap, continues*
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*kisses his neck, hands on his chest*
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*shudders, moves his hands to her ass*
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*bites the side of his neck roughl and slips her hands up his shirt*
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*shudders and bites his lip, squeezes her ass*
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*squirms a bit and kisses his neck gently* +--~ you're quick to the trigger
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*laughs nervously* I missed you a lot.
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*strokes his cheek and pouts playfully* +--~ sure you missed /me/? sure you didn't miss this? *Her hand moves down to his crotch with a small smirk.*
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*his breathing falters for a moment and he bites his lip* C-can I say that I missed both?
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*She takes her hands off and crosses her arms.* +--~ You didn't miss me!
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Of course I did! *wraps his arms around her* You're my whole world.
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*She sniffles.* +--~ really?
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*nuzzles her* Of course. You make me feel like I'm as special as a greenblood, or maybe even a blue.
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*she kisses his cheek* +--~ hey you're special no matter what blood color.
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