AnalRectum In reply to GrayPaint [2013-06-19 19:26:20 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for amazing art. It always makes me feel good on the inside.

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AnalRectum In reply to galaxySmoke [2013-06-19 12:11:00 +0000 UTC]

My av? Oh, it's a picture of my OC drawn from an unusual perspective and later redrawn in the style of suprematism. I've spent countless hours developing the concept and painting this fine piece of art. I've been told that is served as an inspiration to Kazimir Malevich after he viewed it at the Tate Modern last year. You know, I really appreciate people with taste for real art. Because of this, I am ready to part with the original of my painting for mere $1.5m. This is a bargain and you know it. Just think of this: Malevich’s derivative work "Black Square" was sold for $1m. I am willing to sell my work for so little, because I can see that you are an aspiring painter yourself, and maybe my painting will inspire you to ascend to the levels of true artists such as myself. So, my dear, would it be cash or credit?

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galaxySmoke In reply to AnalRectum [2013-06-19 16:59:01 +0000 UTC]

I love you

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AnalRectum In reply to galaxySmoke [2013-06-19 19:22:41 +0000 UTC]

Perfect. Now we should marry. You’ll send me a visa and I’ll finally be able to get off this god forsaken island of perpetual drizzle, roundabouts and cockney. I am off to pack my bags!

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AnalRectum In reply to illalwaysbe [2012-05-14 22:37:01 +0000 UTC]

Cool tattoos. Weird stuff. Love it!

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illalwaysbe In reply to AnalRectum [2012-05-15 05:15:17 +0000 UTC]

thanks XD

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AnalRectum In reply to secret-pony [2012-03-23 21:28:02 +0000 UTC]

Like £15. So it's either this or the cheapest domino pizza. So.... Why not?

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secret-pony In reply to AnalRectum [2012-03-23 21:32:14 +0000 UTC]

um... well... if you're sure
thank you very much <3

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AnalRectum In reply to Totem-Bird [2012-03-22 23:49:58 +0000 UTC]

I am sooooo sorry! Plz forgive me! I'll make it up to you! Promise!

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Totem-Bird In reply to AnalRectum [2012-03-22 23:52:47 +0000 UTC]

HOT DAMN.


What the fuck, man. WHAT. THE. FUCK. DID. YOU. JUST. DO.
I don't even know you, dude.<3

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AnalRectum In reply to Totem-Bird [2012-03-22 23:54:44 +0000 UTC]

OMG! OMG! I am so sorry! I dunno wot i do? I jast press battanz and shit makes happens!!! How to undo??? No clue... So sorriiieeee..... Will u forgive me? :C

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Totem-Bird In reply to AnalRectum [2012-03-22 23:55:20 +0000 UTC]

No. Never.

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AnalRectum In reply to Totem-Bird [2012-03-23 00:06:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh wellio then. ^_^

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AnalRectum In reply to MyNameIsN [2012-03-22 22:37:26 +0000 UTC]

wuccha zay broda me no habla wucchya habla hommie stay fresh piss

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AnalRectum In reply to Mazepony [2012-03-18 19:00:14 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the art. Believe it or not, but this is my real birth name. What can I do, eh?

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AnalRectum In reply to ilCorvoblu [2012-03-17 22:23:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the beautiful and inspirational art, bro!

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AnalRectum In reply to MyMiniatureEquine [2012-02-25 17:33:22 +0000 UTC]

Yo, whatevs brah! Thank ya 5 yo sense of humor and no pron! Keep ponying, brah!

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