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# Comments
Comments: 70
iorphanedbambi [2008-06-08 18:52:14 +0000 UTC]
If I ever catch you doing that shit again with that soldering iron and the midwife's toaster, I'm going to go to the police and say,
Oi, that guys at that shit with the soldering iron and the midwife's toaster again
and they'll be like,
Right, we'll go down there with some gaffa tape a cavity block, a sledge hammer and a copy of Misery on DVD and show him that in court he will not have a leg to stand upon. Aha!
Seriously. I'll break your ankles. Leave the damn toaster alone.
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EvilBerryClock [2005-06-27 19:59:05 +0000 UTC]
hey, I'm in Dublin too (southside , in clonskeagh by UCD)
I'm interested in starting grafiti , can you email me at arse.on.toast@gmail.com or MSN me @ AidanTastesLikeChicken@hotmail.com
AIM=EvilBerryClawk
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Anto-tono In reply to SnowAngel- [2004-08-03 00:41:21 +0000 UTC]
Don't mention it! It was earned.
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youhavetoFIGHT [2004-07-23 18:27:31 +0000 UTC]
"i drive better when i'm drunk"
"drunk drivers against mothers"
"recycle all the animals"
yessir
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Anto-tono In reply to youhavetoFIGHT [2004-07-31 01:28:35 +0000 UTC]
How about "My Other kid is an abortion"
...
If that won't get me banned, nothing will!!!
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Anto-tono In reply to Anto-tono [2004-08-08 00:10:46 +0000 UTC]
I plead guilty, but criminally insane.
No, I made it up, but it's based on something Marla says.
In the book, there was a scene where she says "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school".
However, another line of dialogue was also shot, but is a deleted scene
"I want you to have my abortion." (Straight from the novel)
Frankly I;m surprised they didn't use the latter of the two.
Though maybe they were concernd it would create one holy shitstorm.
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youhavetoFIGHT In reply to Anto-tono [2004-08-06 23:28:24 +0000 UTC]
did you make that one up yourself... im not questioning if you did or not its just the current computer im on in a library i will not name, to keep all secrecy, does this for a question mark É what the hell is that! É...É
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youhavetoFIGHT In reply to Anto-tono [2004-08-06 23:27:32 +0000 UTC]
did you make that one up yourself...
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Anto-tono In reply to Paulkun [2004-07-22 03:37:56 +0000 UTC]
Huh?! Why, what's happened? This to do with that hiking thing that you were telling me about?
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GenesisGoBoom [2004-07-09 23:21:23 +0000 UTC]
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YOU HAVE BEEN STRUCK BY THE RANDOM MOO!!!
with a baa
Copy this message onto other Deviant's user pages!^_^
RULEZ:
1- You can MOO the person who MOO'd you! (it's encouraged!)
2- You ~MUST~ MOO at least 5 people! (if you don't, no big deal - I'll just go kill myself and put that on your conscience...)
3- MOO anyone (or anything) you want. MOO's are non-discriminatory!
Remember to MOO whoever MOO'd you! They took the time to do it to you, why not return the love?^^
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Anto-tono In reply to GenesisGoBoom [2004-07-17 01:48:01 +0000 UTC]
AAK! What the hell am I going to do with all these cows?!
...
*Wait... well... it worked for ribena with donkeys*
2 days later....
Er... Anto, are you responsible for this?
for what?
THIS
~GenesisGoBoom takes out a milk carton with a "Win Your Own COW!!!" sticker on it!
*Anto-tono I'm sorry, I've no idea what you're talking about... Hey look! It's George Bush choking on a pretzel again!
~GenesisGoBoom Really?! WHERE?!
*Anto-tono
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Anto-tono In reply to RedBeanViolin [2004-06-24 01:27:02 +0000 UTC]
don't mention it...
to the police!!! AHAHAHAHAHA...er... ahem...
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rocketgal [2004-06-19 10:36:52 +0000 UTC]
glad to see you learned a lesson about searching for "jigen"
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Anto-tono In reply to rocketgal [2004-06-20 03:18:55 +0000 UTC]
Your warning invoked reverse psychology y'know!!!
Had you never even mentioned him, I NEVER WOULD HAVE SEARCHED FOR HIM!!!
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Anto-tono In reply to Inventor [2004-06-17 00:00:45 +0000 UTC]
As it happens, I'm writing a kind of space opera thingy at the moment, and woke up this morning bitching about *y'know the do tutorials but NO ONE EVER tells ya how to draw planets!!!*
Then I see the deviantion of the day!
(Shows what I knows!!! ^_^ )
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Anto-tono [2004-06-13 01:24:28 +0000 UTC]
JEZ!!!
It's starting to sound like applying to NCAD is like trying to join the ancient society of the Free Masons!!!
(just thing of the Simpsons episode, you know the one...)
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NoodleQueen [2004-06-10 22:35:38 +0000 UTC]
yarr!! i heard something today that may interest you regarding that shithole NCAD. apparently they were looking for more graphic design-based stuff this year from the portfolio peeps, cos the graphic design department aint very good at the mo. so maybe they will be looking for graphicy stuff next year or they might be the usualy pricks that the are and look for photo-generic neo-classical oxide-stained glasswork. theres another rumour for you to add to the growing ncad rumour pile
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Anto-tono In reply to NoodleQueen [2004-06-11 01:24:00 +0000 UTC]
Exactly where'd you hear this?
It just sounds so strange me that an art college (even one with the moody reputation of ) would take such a drastic step and altar their expectations for the Core year applicants.
Thanks for the info
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NoodleQueen In reply to Anto-tono [2004-06-11 13:22:44 +0000 UTC]
i know, tis a queer fucker that college. but i was talking to a girl who i used to be in school with, she did the ADM portfolio course in ballyer, she dropped out after she appiled to ncad. so i asked her if she got in, and she was 5 points off (le serious ouch) and that was her theory as to why she didnt get in. cos she got 600 points in her dun laoghaire assesment, and she got DIT and all those places....ncad is really just there to screw with our minds....
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Anto-tono In reply to NoodleQueen [2004-06-11 23:22:40 +0000 UTC]
hmm... thanks for the info.
I've seen stories of unusual marking like this before, mostly at first hand. In my former PortF Prep course in Colaist Ide all the applicants from the 2 P.P. classes got between 300 and 310 points.
And there was a HUGE variation in quality of portfolio.
Back in Secondary school soom of my classmates (none of whom I know got into NCAD) used to put seals of masking tape on the inside of their portfolios, because they weren't entirely convinced they actually would be opened up and inspected. SERIOUSLY.
Applying to college is nerve whacking enough withiut the NCAD reputation.
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NoodleQueen In reply to Anto-tono [2004-06-12 03:00:25 +0000 UTC]
and another co-inky dink, 4 people from my secondary school (that i can remember) who got into NCAD ALL had parents who were either working in ncad or art teachers. i shit you not. granted, their stuff was good, but there were also a few people who applied who's standard was equal or better who didnt get in.....but got massive marks in dun laoghaire etc anyway. queer indeed sez i to aul mr brennan.
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Anto-tono In reply to Wratts [2004-06-09 01:57:53 +0000 UTC]
Those glompers have gone too far! Someone must stop them! :carnage: ^^
(I look forward to the day :carnage: is an officially recognised devART emoticon)
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Wratts In reply to Anto-tono [2004-06-10 17:36:03 +0000 UTC]
You are another enemy of abused cuteness, I assume.
Yes, I'm still waiting for a reply from dygel. For, uh, like weeks now.
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Anto-tono In reply to youhavetoFIGHT [2004-06-07 01:17:15 +0000 UTC]
YAY!!!!
Attention Swedish Furnitures stores of the world!!!
BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID!!!!
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Anto-tono [2004-06-04 02:40:01 +0000 UTC]
Jez my signatures gotten BIG.
Brick Shithouse big!
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Pure-Placebo [2004-06-02 17:37:33 +0000 UTC]
Welcome to ~Pure-Placebo
(I used to have a Venus Fly Trap called Brian.)
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Paulkun [2004-05-19 22:52:04 +0000 UTC]
dude at the comment you left on the rippers page. Thanks for that!
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Anto-tono In reply to Paulkun [2004-05-20 12:04:26 +0000 UTC]
Its great having a back up page. The fear of getting banned is halfed at least.
And seeing leeches like that guy can keep coming out of the woodwork, I may as well do the same to piss em off ^^
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mirupants [2004-05-07 10:45:46 +0000 UTC]
Hah!
YOU got baileys, mister, that's pretty good
You forgot to mention the ominous cheese, btw, but that's not really a problem, cuz *I* think cheez could just get lost
I'm not really in coocoos too, but there are some masochistic guys round here....
But yeha.. HOORAY FOR TOBLERONE!!!!
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Anto-tono In reply to mirupants [2004-05-20 12:02:06 +0000 UTC]
Baileys is Ok. But to be honest I'd trade anyday. Every tried Baileys Ice Cream?
...It's a bit GREAT.
...Now imagine Toblerone Icecream... *Drools on keyboard *
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mirupants In reply to Anto-tono [2004-05-20 22:33:13 +0000 UTC]
now immagine both together. With wipped cream..
*drools with you*
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Anto-tono In reply to mirupants [2004-05-21 00:02:09 +0000 UTC]
...And bananas....
*DROOL*
OW!
OW!
-Ak, stop!
I'm drooling so much I'm getting electric shocks from my keyboard!!!
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NoodleQueen [2004-04-04 19:54:44 +0000 UTC]
you know, i dont know you. everyone else seems to. how queer. i feel i should know you though. you keep appearing!!
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Anto-tono In reply to NoodleQueen [2004-04-07 13:26:21 +0000 UTC]
Oh everyone knows me!
I get around alot. To be honest I'm kind of like the common cold, or more accurately the SARS virus.
(I say that only because I'm hungry and could murder a Chinese right now)
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Anto-tono In reply to Anto-tono [2004-04-10 00:18:02 +0000 UTC]
Nope. I used GIMP from [link]
completly free, only took me 30 mins to download over a 56k modem line (ie Crappy line.)
It's pretty damn easy to pick up and use (certainly a ton easier than PaintshopPro or Photoshop. Or Flash, which can only be used by Swiss people, Stephen Hawking or the Asgard (from Stargate SG).
If you do decide to try it, make sure you download the right one (y'know Windows Mac or Linux), and if it''s windows you need to also download the ".gif" patch, which lets you make ".gif" files. (the only small files I know that can be animated or use transparency.)
Say... didn't you say you aren't an animation Student or is it something Robo-Mark is wrong about... If you aren't an anim-waster, what flavour waster are you? ^_^
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NoodleQueen In reply to Anto-tono [2004-04-12 15:37:53 +0000 UTC]
animwaster. i like it.
nah animatin' aint the life for me. i cant draw for shit. but for about 6 months everyone thought i was in animation, which was quite funny. then they realised i was in fibre art.
(i can hear going "fibre whaaaa??" everyone does that)
it's still a mystery as to what it is i do in said course. and im gonna keep it that way. for no particular reason
as for yourself, mr. ex-anim-waster?
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Anto-tono In reply to NoodleQueen [2004-04-13 00:01:48 +0000 UTC]
Hey, I knew one of the girls who did fibre art last year! *smugness*,
(no "fibre whaaaa" from me, missie!)
I think her name was Miriam, the home rooom was either 2A or 3A.
far as I know she worked in an arts & craft store in Blanch.
Really, as for me, "Mr. Ex-Anim waster" sums me up pretty well, yup! Although as for right now, I'm putting a portfolio together for NCAD, and going to apply in Jan next year to Core and NCAD. Although I do have to repeat a Leaving Cert subject *humiliation...*
I was kinda pissed off when I found out I didn't have an animator's grit, mostly because drifting away from the friends I made would be inevitable But on the upside, I still manage to keep in touch for the most part I guess.
...Man thats one ENORMOUS kitty...
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NoodleQueen In reply to Anto-tono [2004-04-13 00:53:49 +0000 UTC]
ah, he is learned.
well would you lookit that, we was in the same ncad boat all along and we didnt know it. i applied last year, was 30 points off. was sad. so came to ballyer and took over THE COLLEGE. next, the world!!! ahem. i said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud. aaar.
and me mysterious fibre art course has one year left, then i will also have to leave the warm familiar ballyer, which will involve drifting from friends too. I had better see you in ncad or i will hunt you down and wither your livestock, ya hear??
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Anto-tono In reply to NoodleQueen [2004-04-13 02:13:41 +0000 UTC]
Just TRY and wither my livestock.
I'll blame it one GOPHERS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
Naa. I miss the face to face meetings, but I txts and devART do kinda help ya keep in tocuh.
30 points... ouch. I got 3 D1s when I needed just 1 C3. I'd rather have been kicked in the balls. You read Love Hina? want to make some sorta pact with NCAD being the college instaed of Toudai?
Just so you klnow if you agree, I accept no responsibility for the inevitable amount of times I'll wind up walking in on you when you're nude.
(None of that will make any sense whatsoever if you haven't read Love Hina ^^)
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NoodleQueen In reply to Anto-tono [2004-04-14 01:06:35 +0000 UTC]
Oh I've read Love Hina. All 14 of em. That was a good phase.
As for the pact, why not, but I do not accept any responsibility for the inevitable amount of times I will have to clobber you into orbit.
And you better not break your leg the day of registration -.-;
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Anto-tono In reply to NoodleQueen [2004-04-15 01:09:01 +0000 UTC]
Incredibly I do possess one incredible Keitaro-esque ability!
Audience: "Incredible choclate cake makery?"
Me: "Er... No... sadly..."
Audience: "Living with a half dozen single girls?"
Me: "...No. "
Audience: "Do you have a pet fling turtle, cursed sword for a family emblem or an almost magnet conection to burried priceless artefacts?"
Me: "NO ALREADY!!!"
audience: "THEN WHAT?!"
Me: "Indestructability!!!!"
Audience: "you're kidding..."
In my life, I've been through 2 car crashs, three bus crashes, an older brother and years of tre climbing recklessness.
I have never broken a bone once, or spent more than two hours in a hospital. worst I've ever had was just 3 stitches when I was 8 and one case of the shingles when I was 5.
I've never had to go to the dentist to get a tooth extracted. My first actual visit to the doctor was 5, I literally never had a cough, cold or ANYTHING until I was five.
Long story short: Getting hbeat into orbit sounds ok, so long as the "price" is right.
For my next performance, I will hijack my (our?) future college's alias for my own entertaiment!
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